This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was a great photo but the usual holiday slump in the rate of captions. Speaking of slumps, insert random rant about the pathetic, incompetent, mindless coaching of Jay Gruden of my Washington Redskins. We have the champagne on ice in my household, waiting for the announcement that he has been fired. Who the heck has only two quarterbacks on the roster? And calls only the same three freaking plays ALL SEASON LONG!?! Frankly, the best photo this week would have had ol’ Jay hugging RBG.
I’m calm now.
The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:
Here are the winning entries:
1) (guido81_MA) – “Annnnd in this corner, weighing in at 239 pounds. The Hillary Hitman, The Schumer Doomer, The Pelosi Pugilist, Nancy’s Nemesis, Maxine’s Menace, The Illusion of Collusion, The Tycoon of Tweet, The Assassin of CNN, The POTUS of the SCOTUS, The Minister of the Fence, The Tosser of Acosta, The Jehovah of Jobs, The Kristol Nachtmare, The Obamaneuterer, The Deep State Decimator, The Foe of Fake News, annnd The Magi of MAGA. Yes, he IS Yourrrr Prrrrresident, Donnnnallld “The Dominator” J. Trrruuuummmmp! Let’s get ready to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrummmmmblllle.”
2) (Mary Gehman) – ““…I always feel like I’m between Iraq and a hard place…””
3) (yetanotherjohn) – “72 hours of CNN programming about Trump ignoring the troops goes down the drain.”
4) (RockThisTown) – ““Who’s up for giving Mueller a wedgie?””
5) (Scorpion) – “Where’s De Niro?”
6) (Kenny Moore) – “Float like a butterfly, sting with the full force of U.S. military might. You are the greatest!”
The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:
(fustian24) – “Trump’s biggest applause line was: “Hillary sends her regrets…””
(Brian Brandt) – “I told the Captain to go to Mar-A-Lago, but Air Force One has Huawei chips in the GPS.”
(Rick Adams) – “Does this desert camo netting make my hips look big?”
Most Inappropriate But Funny:
(Paul Hooson) – ““So there’s this Egyptian porn actress who’s like the Stormy Daniels of the Nile, and she makes this film, “GO DOWN PHAROAH”..”.
Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:
(Retired military) – “Trump “You know who didn’t come visit you this Christmas? Hillary Because she isn’t your President””
Best Banter Weight:
(rodney dill) – “The Hard Iraq Cafe”
That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.