Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of January 4, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ reminded us all that there is a big difference between candidates who fight to win against the other party’s nominee and candidates who surrender without a whimper and then fight four years later against their own party’s nominee. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (fustian24) – “There are some pussies even Trump won’t grab!

(Rick Adams) – “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““…and my other hand is attaching a sign to your back that says ‘Kick the Rhino’…”

(Par4Course) – “The President displays the perfect tool for shoving Romney’s WaPo op ed up where it belongs.

3) (Scorpion) – “NO! We want Barabbas!

(yetanotherjohn) – “Look what is in the dictionary under “Cause and effect”.

4) (Vagabond661) – “MittHead

(Joe_Miller) – ““I think Mitt has the runs. Put him on the roof of Marine One.”

5) (guido81_MA) – “Meet the new John McCain. Pretty much the same as the old John McCain.

(RockThisTown) – ““Try a hair-cutting prank on me, Mitt, & I’ll have Pelosi put in one of your binders.”

6) (RadiCalMan) – “Hey Mitt, I’m still not tired of winning! When are you going to get tired of losing?

(rodney dill) – “It’s a coin flip. Heads Trump, tails chump.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (a tie):

(Brian Brandt) – “A Conservative, a Liberal, and a Moderate walk into a bar. The bartender says. “Hi Mitt!”

(sarahconnor2) – “One of these is a fighter, willing to take on Obama, the Clintons, and the entire political establishment to defend America.
The other is nicknamed “Mittens”.
” (thanks, everyone!)

Honorable Mention(s):

(EricSteel) – “I voted for one of these guys and I didn’t vote for the other, I now regret both decisions.

(DJD60_TX) – “Mister President and Mister Pissant

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(yetanotherjohn) – “Well of course there will initially be problems of having Mitt as a puppet for Donald. I mean, you try getting your hand up something that tight the first time without difficulty.

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Trump “And who is not President Mitt?”
Romney “Hillary ”
Trump “Right. AND NOT YOU EITHER”

Best Banter Weight:

(Brian Brandt) – “You taught Utah a puddy-tat.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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