Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of March 22, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was another smashing success as we proved that amoebas are not below all creatures on the IQ scale. Speaking of which, how’s that Russian Collusion conspiracy theory working out for the left? The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Vagabond661) – “Thought bubble: ” “

(Rick Adams) – “She Guevara

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““Today, I thought I’d try out my ‘resting bitch face’ instead of my usual ‘donkey in heat’ face…”

(Retired military) – “Blondes now tell AOC jokes

3) (rodney dill) – “OPM Addict. (Other Peoples Money)

(RadiCalMan) – “How do you like my new commissar of the snowflakes outfit!

4) (Joe_Miller) – “She’s not flying. She’s not in an SUV driving two blocks to her office. She’s not eating a burger. And she’s not talking. It takes a snapshot like this to catch her not being a hypocrite.

(yetanotherjohn) – “Look at her all dressed in white … she looks like she’s ready for her first communism.

5) (fustian24) – “Thinks we have only 12 years to save the world. Calls other people extremist!

(RockThisTown) – ““Yes, free college for all . . . except the electoral college b/c we’re doing away with that one!”

6) (guido81_MA) – “Vladimir Lennon was, like, my favorite Beatle and stuff.

(Par4Course) – “The Bronx Bolshevik.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(Brian Brandt) – “Chiquita Khruschchev

Honorable Mention(s):

(Rodney Graves) – “Still lifeless

(DJD60_TX) – “The new Hitler.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “Most surprising moment? She had a “Sharon Stone” moment onstage and some swear they saw a Hitler mustache…

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Retired military) – “Interviewer “So AOC what do you think of the first woman to be a major party Presidential candidate”
AOC “Okay, who was that?’
Interviewer “I was talking about Hillary Clinton”
AOC “Who?”

Best Banter Weight:

(Kenny Moore) – “Now Al at the bar is a friend of mine,
She gets me health care for free,
She’s kind of a joke, and easy to poke,
But there’s someplace that she’d rather be
She says, “Bill, climate change is killing me”
As the smile took over her face
“Well I’m sure I could be the next Stalin,
If I could get out of this place”

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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