Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of April 12, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ showed that despite our independence, the US still shares some commonalities with the UK. One is the love of using an entire law enforcement squad to arrest a person who poses no violent threat but has political significance. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:

Here are the winning entries:

1) (Pretzel_Logic) – “” I have to take a leak”

2) (yetanotherjohn) – “After his demand that Prince Charles meet with the great blue lizard of happiness was met, Assange surrendered.

3) (rodney dill) – “No worries about that border wall… I’ve leaked plans to the migrant caravans on how to build a giant wooden badger.

4) (cathymv) – “Bad Santa

5) (BluesHarper) – “I’m the new shiny object CNN will use to distract you from the democrats’ spying scandal.

6) (Scorpion) – “Hey CNN! I’m not Greg Craig. He’s over there.
Oh, now I get it.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to:

(guido81_MA) – “David Letterman hits hard times and is forced to take the bus.

Honorable Mention(s):
(RadiCalMan) – “The truth shall set me in JAIL

(Neo) – ““Next, Disneyworld”

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Paul Hooson) – “See what happens when you abuse the Internet for evil instead of using it to host a site called Teenage Enema Nurses?

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(Rick Adams) – ““She’s still not President.”

Best Banter Weight:

(Mary Gehman) – “…just add a photo of Randy Quaid and you’ve got triplets!

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

Malfeasance Of The United States Attorney For The District of Columbia
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