Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners Week of July 26, 2019

This week’s Weekend Caption Contest™ was high energy, unlike Mr. “I’m doing my best Vincent ‘Chin’ Gigante impression to save my @$$” Mueller. It is fun watching his underlings realize the bus wheels are coming. The assignment this week was to caption the following picture:


Here are the winning entries:

1) (EricSteel) – “You Rang?

(fustian24) – “He’s not a Special Counsel. He’s a “Special” Counsel.

2) (Mary Gehman) – ““Where’s the ‘perv-view’ I was promised???”

(Joe_Miller) – ““See these hands? This investigation was never in them. Now where’s my soup?”

3) (cathymv) – “Meuller just had his ass handed to him

(Par4Course) – “See – nothing up my sleeves; nothing between my ears.

4) (RadiCalMan) – “I think my first appointment was from George Washington.

(Brian Brandt) – “First rule of Obstruction of Justice Club –
Tell everybody Donald Trump is in Obstruction of Justice Club.

5) (Patrick_McHargue) – “Dude. Where’s my clown-car?

(DJD60_TX) – ““I hold here in my hands, all the evidence against President Trump.
“…

“…

“What?”

6) (Scorpion) – “As soon as the first question was asked, Mueller’s neck bolts overloaded and caused him to revert to his default John Kerry mode.

(RockThisTown) – “Please stand if you spent $25 million & have nothing on which to impeach the President.

The Readers Choice Award this week goes to (a tie):

(rodney dill) – ““….and Mr. Mueller… What are all the crimes you’ve ever been exonerated of?”
“None.”
“Exactly.”

AND

(guido81_MA) – “Democrats to ask for a Muelligan.

Honorable Mention(s):

(Paul Hooson) – “If Ted Cruz would walk in and stand next to him, you’d swear it was Grandpa and Herman…

(Rick Adams) – “He just noticed Jerry Nadler’s belt.

Most Inappropriate But Funny:

(Mike) – ““When I saw Hillary topless, they were down to here!”

Best use of the Trump Administration Caption of Choice:

(yetanotherjohn) – “This is the best part of the show where Scooby Doo pulls of the guys mask and we see he’s really Hillary Clinton … who still isn’t president.

Best Banter Weight:

(Rick Adams) – “What is more, Trump has also not been exonerated of being on the grassy knoll with a team of elven sharpshooters.led by Twilight Sparkle.

That’s all for this weekend. A new edition of the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ will debut Friday morning.

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