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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday night so it must be time for the Weekend Caption Contest™. As always the winners will be announced Sunday, so don't wait too long to get your caption in.

An undated handout photograph shows an Italian Maiolica plate, provided by the Ashmolean Museum in Oxford on Thursday. A leading museum has paid 240,000 pounds for a plate which shows a portrait of a man whose head is made up entirely of penises. It is thought to have been made by Italian Renaissance ceramicist Francesco Urbini in the 16th century. The head is framed by a garland carrying the inscription: Ogni homo me guarda come fosse una testa de cazi (Every man looks at me as if I were a dickhead). REUTERS/handout

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Comments (23)

While most horror fans know... (Below threshold)

While most horror fans know Pinhead, only a handful are aware of his cousin from Alabama, Peckerhead.

Now on e-Bay, the infamous ... (Below threshold)

Now on e-Bay, the infamous Penis Platter!

Mainly at the request of Ja... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Mainly at the request of James Carville, the Clinton family crest had remained a well guarded secret.

When Benjamin Grimm's hormo... (Below threshold)

When Benjamin Grimm's hormones go out of control, he becomes ANOTHER type of superhero...

"See? I told you not to use... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"See? I told you not to use bad words, didn't I? And I warned you. In our culture, you can turn into the bad words you say. Believe me now, Male Organ Head?"

The portrait of a great Fre... (Below threshold)

The portrait of a great Frenchman.

The Official Dick-Head C... (Below threshold)

The Official Dick-Head Collector's Plate Now you know what to get them for the holidays.

I present to you my poorly ... (Below threshold)

I present to you my poorly photoshopped picture of the day...

A rare depiction of Medusa'... (Below threshold)

A rare depiction of Medusa's little-known consort, Medusack.

"Kiss me baby...now over th... (Below threshold)

"Kiss me baby...now over there, ahh yeah my earlobe too...oooo my eyebrow...ahh"

Disclaimer: While some Hami... (Below threshold)

Disclaimer: While some Hamilton Mint plates will increase in value, others will not. However, most plates from the "Human Genitalia" collection have doubled or even tripled in value.

Now offered by the Franklin... (Below threshold)

Now offered by the Franklin Mint, a plate fashioned entirely of crushed penis.

Sure, I'll sit on your face... (Below threshold)

Sure, I'll sit on your face!

WARNING: Do not wash in sil... (Below threshold)

WARNING: Do not wash in sildenafil citrate, as this may cause your beautiful collector's plate to explode.

"Overdose on Viagra again, ... (Below threshold)

"Overdose on Viagra again, Love?"

What a dickhead!... (Below threshold)

What a dickhead!

Bob suddenly remembered tha... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Bob suddenly remembered that he should never, ever, ever trust spam, even "herbal viagra and manhood enhancer" that is recommended by "real doctors."

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Bradford Collectors' Pic... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Bradford Collectors' Pick up Lines
"How would you like to see my big 10" penis...
...head plate collectible?"

Reuters --- Another surgery... (Below threshold)

Reuters --- Another surgery mix-up. The penile enhancement was a success despite being performed on the wrong body part.

Oh sure.. they all ... (Below threshold)

Oh sure.. they all started out laughing at poor Richard...

The laughs all stopped when it became common knowledge that he was dating the ENTIRE varsity Cheerleading squad.

"No, I did not say 'phallus... (Below threshold)

"No, I did not say 'phallus.' I said, 'fellows.' I wanted a picture drawn of the fellows' heads not a picture of my head as a phallus and now, boy oh boy, I want this matter straightened out immediately!"

And with this new highfalut... (Below threshold)
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And with this new highfalutin machine, we will be able to read your thoughts.






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