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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

California gubernatorial candidate Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) celebrates with his wife's parents, Sargent and Eunice Shriver (L) as they celebrate his win in the California recall election at the Century Plaza Hotel in Los Angeles, October 7, 2003. REUTERS/Blake Sell

Update: The contest is closed and winners have been announced.

Comments (17)

Dah-mn, that's what ... (Below threshold)

Dah-mn, that's what Maria gonna look like in less than 10 years?!

"Oh, my god, Sargent! He gr... (Below threshold)

"Oh, my god, Sargent! He groped my breast!"

One of Rupert's hands is he... (Below threshold)

One of Rupert's hands is here, that's his other one with the ailing blacked fingernail on Mr. Arnold's shoulder. Who is grabbing my ass? YOINK!!!!!

As she felt the steely gras... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

As she felt the steely grasp on her buttocks, Eunice regretted even more her vote in favor of "Operation Breed A Bulletproof Kennedy" nearly 20 years ago.

Son-in-law or no son-in-law... (Below threshold)

Son-in-law or no son-in-law - no more tongue in congratulations kisses, got it?

Arnold could not help but b... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Arnold could not help but be concerned over the way the campaign had aged Maria, but he really could not get over how the second head she had grown in the process made him laugh.

Tails From The Crypt.... (Below threshold)

Tails From The Crypt.

Terminator 4: The Mummy Ret... (Below threshold)

Terminator 4: The Mummy Returns.

Eunice, you remind me of th... (Below threshold)

Eunice, you remind me of that time when I was choking for air on a Martian mountain-side. If you bug your eyes out a bit more....

How about we sidle off to m... (Below threshold)

How about we sidle off to my room for a little post-election threesome...?


On a side note, that woman looks like a freaking mummy.

"Aaaugh,...Sargent, ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Aaaugh,...Sargent, you really need to lay off the Viagra, I thought that was Bill Clinton coming up behind me."

"Kennedys? Screw the Kenned... (Below threshold)

"Kennedys? Screw the Kennedys, they're yesterday's news! We're now proud members of the Shwortzenger -- uh, Swatze -- aw, hell, the Arnold dynasty!"

I guess I picked the wrong ... (Below threshold)
Mike in Vegas:

I guess I picked the wrong time to stop groping women...

Arnold promised to support ... (Below threshold)

Arnold promised to support Californias senior citizens. Two at a time, if necessary.

Eeeek ! ! ! Maria! Go eat ... (Below threshold)

Eeeek ! ! ! Maria! Go eat a cookie!

"Exuberant over the win, Sa... (Below threshold)

"Exuberant over the win, Sargent celebrates with a quick grope of Eunice's breast, as Arnie simultaneously gooses her. Interviewed later, Eunice hoped Arnold has many wins in the future...and soon."

It's just a jump to the lef... (Below threshold)

It's just a jump to the left
and a step to the riiiiight
You put your hands on your hips






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