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The Cult Of Jared

The Washington Post spends a long day in the life of Subway guy Jared. It's actually a pretty interesting story. Notable facts:

  • If he gains weight he's out of a job.
  • He's contractually not allowed to go to ANY fast food besides Subway.
  • He travels A LOT.
  • He'll be hitting the lecture circuit soon.
  • He is always subject to using up his 15 minutes of fame, so he's enjoying the ride as long as it lasts.
  • He'll be hitting the lecture circuit soon.
  • Expect motivational books and similar Jared merchandise soon.
He may be a schlep, but he's a wealthy schlep...


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Comments (2)

Am I the only one who finds... (Below threshold)

Am I the only one who finds Jared annoying on some visceral, personal level that I can't define. I have this feeling that ten minutes of his presence would cause me to fly into an uncontrollable rage--that I would pelt him with fast food and tell him to go straight to deep-fried, fat-laden hell.

It might just be me, though.

Yes, Kevin, that's all fine... (Below threshold)

Yes, Kevin, that's all fine, but what we really want to know is: Will Jared be hitting the lecture circuit anytime soon?







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