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No Sleep

It's 2:00AM and your child wants to play with the cordless phone after a extremely rare night "no reason" crying session. What do you do?

Easy - unplug the phone line from the base station and go to bed. Considering the fact that the phone was the only item in the house that stopped the crying, trying to take it back is like asking for a kick in the nuts.

Hey, if you're in Hawaii, it's only 8PM and you've probably only just started partying. Arggh...


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Besides, I always say, "the... (Below threshold)

Besides, I always say, "the phone is there for my convenience, not the convenience of callers."

So if it's convenient to give it to the kid, what the hell...

We actually have a defunt c... (Below threshold)

We actually have a defunt cordless phone for just this purpose. Of course, just like the remote, my kids only want the functional one.






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