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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced.


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Michael Jackson tries out a... (Below threshold)

Michael Jackson tries out a new wig for his upcoming concert tour.

After her Lhasa Apso died, ... (Below threshold)

After her Lhasa Apso died, Christina knew there was only one way to honor him.

20 years later, the Artist ... (Below threshold)

20 years later, the Artist formerly known as Prince bleaches himself and returns to the stage.

"...and then I said, but ye... (Below threshold)
rodney dill:

"...and then I said, but yeah like I didn't know that Rogaine was only for men."

Christina Aguilara's new li... (Below threshold)

Christina Aguilara's new line of clothing "Dirty" debuts at Studio 54's Pimp and Ho's Ball.

"With this hair, I can't <b... (Below threshold)

"With this hair, I can't think!"

If Cher and Patti LaBelle h... (Below threshold)

If Cher and Patti LaBelle had a love child...

"Roy Horn think's he's had ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Roy Horn think's he's had animal problems? This Shih Tzu's been humping my head since 4 O'Clock this afternoon."

Color by Clairol, style by ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Color by Clairol, style by Whirlpool.

It's The Bride of Skankenst... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

It's The Bride of Skankenstein!

Shown here: the never-befor... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Shown here: the never-before-released prototype of the Life-Size, Blonde, Skanky Troll Doll. (Batteries Not Included.)

Christina attempts to break... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Christina attempts to break into film with this never-before-seen audition tape for the role of Cousin Itt in the porn version of The Addams Family.

After an electrical mishap,... (Below threshold)

After an electrical mishap, Christina says the show must go on.

"For my next impersonation ... (Below threshold)

"For my next impersonation ... a human Q-tip"

I modeled this hairstyle af... (Below threshold)

I modeled this hairstyle after seeing it on the Barbie doll I gave to my three year old niece.

John Carpenter's "The Thing... (Below threshold)

John Carpenter's "The Thing, II" starring Christina Aguilerra, due in theaters December 12th.

The cousin Don King doesn't... (Below threshold)

The cousin Don King doesn't want you to know about...

So with Brittany doing Mado... (Below threshold)

So with Brittany doing Madona I had to find my own old dog to have sex with....

"Well, when I heard Jacuzzi... (Below threshold)

"Well, when I heard Jacuzzi is making toilets, I thought, what a swirly that would make!"

After WizBangBlog posted th... (Below threshold)

After WizBangBlog posted that picture of me bending over and looking so fat, I had to add all this extra weight up top to keep it from happening again!

Christina Who once again br... (Below threshold)

Christina Who once again brings disgrace to the other citizens of Whoville.

Daddy, it followed me home.... (Below threshold)

Daddy, it followed me home. Can I keep it? Please?

So I was trying out for thi... (Below threshold)

So I was trying out for this movie role, like I think it was Star Trek 15, where Captain Kirk, whose been killed more than any guy in history, is like reanimated one last time to save Earth, which is about to be destroyed by some sort of evil machine people, anyway they asked me if I could play the part of Yeoman Janice Rand, and I said I think so 'cuz it's no big deal since she just has him sign a clipboard, and they said your outfit's fine, but could you poof your hair up just a little?...

In a fit of depression, Chr... (Below threshold)

In a fit of depression, Christina attempted to blow her brains out, but the hairspray and styling gel kept them from escaping.

A cry for help.... (Below threshold)

A cry for help.

"...and this is your brain ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"...and this is your brain on drugs...
Any Questions?..."

"Well first my white Pomera... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Well first my white Pomeranian came in tearing after my white Angora Cat...WIZ

Then they ran into the small table where I was mixing wallpaper paste...BANG

Then everything went flying through the air and all I heard was...BLOG"

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