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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Two members of Berlin's ice swimming club 'Berliner Seehunde' (Berlin seals) take a dip in the frozen water of the Oranke lake (Orankesee) December 25, 2003. Several members of the swimming club met on Thursday for their traditional weekly ice swimming meeting. REUTERS/Fabrizio Bensch

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.

Comments (21)

Wet the balls in a frozen r... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Wet the balls in a frozen river/ fa la la la la la la la la/ Watch your privates shrink and shiver/ fa la la la la la lala la/

"Ach, Hans, you call that a... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Ach, Hans, you call that a Yule log? It's more like Yule kindling!"

"Dang, Gunter, this water s... (Below threshold)

"Dang, Gunter, this water sure is cold!"

"Yup, Helmut. Deep, too..."

We're nuts for doing this..... (Below threshold)

We're nuts for doing this...

Diametrically opposite of "... (Below threshold)

Diametrically opposite of "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"

...And now for the EXTRA... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

...And now for the EXTRA exclusive. The technique that helped Barry White sing Saprano.

"HO HO HOLY SH*T"</... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:


... or soprano, if you real... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

... or soprano, if you really wanted to be funny...

Two Howard Dean followers g... (Below threshold)

Two Howard Dean followers going to their next Meetup.

"...and don't you dar... (Below threshold)

"...and don't you dare come back without my robin's-egg-blue He-Man Action Figure!"

"I told you not to take tha... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I told you not to take that bet that Hillary wouldn't run!!!"

ewww... bubbles.... (Below threshold)

ewww... bubbles.

Because Santa's elves now f... (Below threshold)

Because Santa's elves now find themselves in the unemployment line~they take an off-the-books job of bathing the Baby New Year.

"Dieter, I SWEAR! I left th... (Below threshold)

"Dieter, I SWEAR! I left the rest of our Santa suits RIGHT HERE."

"I know the Ring of Power i... (Below threshold)

"I know the Ring of Power is in here somewhere....keep looking, Smeagal! We have to find my Precious!"

From the alternate opening scene of Return of the King

"Fritz, why don't you take ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Fritz, why don't you take your 'chestnuts roasting by an open fire' and stick them up your ass?"

"I would, Hans, but mein ass has frozen shut!"

...I'll have a b-b-b-blu... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

...I'll have a b-b-b-blue Christmas, without you...

Dude. Kevin. I'm telling ... (Below threshold)

Dude. Kevin. I'm telling you that gay erotic frozen nekkid blogging will not increase your traffic.

When the Santa Escort Servi... (Below threshold)

When the Santa Escort Service says "the penis will be this big even when ice cold" they have throughly tested the truth of that statement.

Hey, didn't that tag say <i... (Below threshold)

Hey, didn't that tag say will shrivel in cold water?

After The Packers clinch th... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

After The Packers clinch the NFC North title and are ensured of a January play-off game at Lambeau, a couple of Green Bay fans enjoy a refreshing dip in the Fox River.

(...well its hilarious to me...)






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