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Advice For A Two Year Old

There are few things that I am currently more qualified for than giving advice to two year old boys...

  • Play with your "thing" all you like, just don't let your mom see you doing it.
  • Torment others all you like, just don't let your mom see you doing it.
  • It's time to get control of your bowels.
  • Sharing is overrated, unless your mom is watching.
  • Stand up for yourself; don't let others push you around.
  • Don't pee on the rug.
  • Make your childhood last as long as possible.
They may not exactly apply to Acidman, but for a two year old he's doing pretty well...


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Thank you very much. Just ... (Below threshold)

Thank you very much. Just don't get mad when I pee on the rug.






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