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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Walt Disney Company Chairman and CEO Michael Eisner and volunteer Jennifer Yuen, 13 of Rosemead, California help to prepare flowers for Disney's Tournament of Roses Twilight Zone Tower of Terror float in Pasadena, California, December 30, 2003. The float will be in the Tournament of Roses Parade in Pasadena, California January 1, 2004. The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror will be the newest attraction to open at Disney's California Adventure in 2004. FOR EDITORIAL USE ONLY NO SALES REUTERS/Adrienne Helitzer/Disney/Handout

Update: Winners announced. Click the link to read the winning entries. The contest is now closed.


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Comments (14)

Bush/Cheney '04!... (Below threshold)

Bush/Cheney '04!

"Kid, you make one more cra... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Kid, you make one more crack about this being a 'Mickey Mouse outfit' and I'm shoving this rose up your ass, thorns and all."

"Smile for the cameras, you... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Smile for the cameras, you ungrateful little brat, or next time you're working with Woody Allen."

"Frigging whiners. Do you k... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Frigging whiners. Do you know how much we spent on 'Tower Of Terror?' But all everyone wants to talk about is 9/11. How much goddamn wholesome family entertainment does Al Quaeda put out? We gave the world Mickey F'N Mouse! Ungrateful bastards!"

"(pluck) They fear me, (plu... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"(pluck) They fear me, (pluck) they fear me not..."

"And this rose I got from W... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"And this rose I got from Walt's grave. I picked it right after I finished pissing on Walt."

"Hey, kid, if you REALLY wa... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Hey, kid, if you REALLY wanna find Nemo, check behind my zipper."

"hey kid, get your own rose... (Below threshold)

"hey kid, get your own roses."

"New! From the same people ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"New! From the same people who gave you Tiny Tim's 'Tiptoe Through The Tulips,' now you can join Megalomaniac Mike as he goes 'Rompin' Through The Roses!'"

Scissors-on-a-String~it's t... (Below threshold)

Scissors-on-a-String~it's the must-have fashion accessory for 2004!

Jennifer Yuen, 13, learns t... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Jennifer Yuen, 13, learns that while not every rose has it's thorns, some do come with pricks.

If Woody Allen can do it, w... (Below threshold)

If Woody Allen can do it, why not me?

During a respite from his n... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

During a respite from his normal responsibilities, Michael Eisner, tries out a line from the new best seller, Jay Tea's Surefire Pedophile Pickup Lines.


"You know, I liked Roy. Bu... (Below threshold)

"You know, I liked Roy. But an example had to be made of him."






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