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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, that means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. Comments are closed, discussion can move to the announcement post.

Comments (36)

Senator Kerry caught runnin... (Below threshold)

Senator Kerry caught running from his past...

That is, his past statements on gay marriage, the war on Iraq, NAFTA, No Child Left Behind, the Patriot Act...

In attempt to reach rural v... (Below threshold)

In attempt to reach rural voters Sen. John Kerry stages an appearance at Richard Simmons' Dancin to the Oldies

"Well, we're movin' on up<b... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Well, we're movin' on up
to the East Side...
To a dee-luxe apartment in the sky..."


"You put your left foot in,... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"You put your left foot in,
You take your left foot out,
You put your left foot in
And you shake it all about..."

"Now that Massachusetts is ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Now that Massachusetts is going to legalize gay marriage, I can dump Theresa for someone even richer! Anyone have Bill Gates' or Warren Buffet's phone number?"


Senator John Kerry (D-Ma... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Senator John Kerry (D-Massachusetts) demonstrates the remarkable agility that lets him stand on both sides of nearly every issue.

"Quick everyone, clear the ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Quick everyone, clear the backstage, John's been having people pull his finger again!"

You put one foot in front o... (Below threshold)

You put one foot in front of the other
and soon you'll be walkin' 'cross the flo-o-or!

You put one foot in front of the other
and soon you'll be walkin' out the door

"WOOOOOH! Spiders gi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"WOOOOOH! Spiders give me the willies!"

Hurry up John! You're missi... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Hurry up John! You're missing the opening to West Wing.

I'm not a troll! I'm... (Below threshold)

I'm not a troll! I'm a real boy!

No! No! The AOL guy ... (Below threshold)

No! No!
The AOL guy looks more like this!

All I can hear is the theme... (Below threshold)

All I can hear is the theme music from Rocky..........

"When you said Monica was b... (Below threshold)

"When you said Monica was back there, I didn't think you meant THAT MONICA."

(not a caption)Rod... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

(not a caption)

Rodney Dill is stepping out of his normal leitmotif of captions for the moment to convey a
great sadness as this
one time
Kevin has confided to me that he could not find picture to carry on the great fart meme. He could not find a picture with
two fingers
to pull or even
one finger
to pull. You may feel that I'm a little
for thinking this way, but I Think that Kevin is a little burnt out on fart jokes. I don't think that Kevin could not spot a fart joke buried in a photo with a
or in a
picture. I don't think Kevin could now find a finger to pull if it was
five feet long.
I think this is largely due to
Jay Tea's
fixation with flatulence. If we lay off the subject for a while things will once again be
Thumbs up.
and we can all be happy and

I'm just saying.

Rodney "Evil Rat Bastard" Dill

(Oops, a double negative sl... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

(Oops, a double negative slipped in there.)

Once again I aim to confoun... (Below threshold)

Once again I aim to confound. This was the other picture I was considering...

Heh, I found that one for m... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Heh, I found that one for my little story too, but I ran out of steam before I could include it.

skip-pide skipdo-day my oh ... (Below threshold)

skip-pide skipdo-day my oh my what a wonderful day.

Sorry, Rodney, my Beano mus... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Sorry, Rodney, my Beano must be kicking in. I'm declaring my entries a methane-free zone this week.

To wit:

Advance to Go!

Collect $200!

(Jay Tea, good to see you'r... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

(Jay Tea, good to see you're in rehab)


"We'd like to welcome you all to Free Produce Night at our American Legion Hall.
.... and now for our surprise(d) guest speaker,
John "Hanoi" Kerry."

When asked about the contro... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

When asked about the controversy surrounding the Passion John Kerry could only agree. "Yeah, I though it was anti-Semantic too. Damn difficult to understand with all that Latin and Aramaic. They should stick with English and that other non-French language the Canadians speak."

Matt - yup, that was the fi... (Below threshold)

Matt - yup, that was the first thing that popped into my head, too.

Winter Warlock in '04 (Just call me "Winter")

If I'm not back in 5 minute... (Below threshold)

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

Kerry's campaign has EVERYT... (Below threshold)

Kerry's campaign has EVERYTHING...



Remember, look energetic, l... (Below threshold)

Remember, look energetic, look energetic, Al's boring face and robot-like expresssions killed him, look energetic, look energetic.

How's this for a stride Mr.... (Below threshold)

How's this for a stride Mr. "I hurt my knee and I can't jog boy?"

Even John Kerry's twin brot... (Below threshold)

Even John Kerry's twin brother Jim can't keep a staight face when he sees those words together. He's outta here!

...and thus it became histo... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

...and thus it became history that John Kerry was the 2004 Democratic Presidential Candidate, for he won the debate hands down, unopposed. Though there was a great deal of shouting and finger pointing afterward no one could prove conclusively who had glued John Edwards door shut.

What would you do for a Klo... (Below threshold)

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you do the chicken dance?

She Bang! She Bang!<... (Below threshold)

She Bang! She Bang!

"Ladies and gentlemen, let ... (Below threshold)

"Ladies and gentlemen, let me present to you a man who fought in the Vietnam War and protested against it; voted for the Iraq War and not is against it; and can't make up his mind about gay marriage. Heeerrrrees John Kerry!"

Dang it Judi, That one was ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Dang it Judi, That one was really good.

( I guess I better add: not a caption)

"We're off to see the wizar... (Below threshold)

"We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz!"

"Most people don't realize that John Kerry is a disabled Veteran. He received horrific injuries during peace protests in the '70s resulting in his left leg being attached directly to his right kneecap."

Anyone notice that now when... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Anyone notice that now when you click on the picture, you get taken to a different picture, this one with Kerry pointing off into the distance over a woman's head?

RODNEY!!!!!! Knock it off!!!!!


Bet you're wondering how I ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Bet you're wondering how I did that.







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