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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, that means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Since it's March Madness time, this seemed like an appropriate picture to caption. Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. As usual, comments are now closed on this post.

Comments (21)

Sometimes the Texas players... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Sometimes the Texas players have a problem with keeping their head in the game.

Hey, didn't you use to play... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Hey, didn't you use to play for Ball State.

Ta da!... (Below threshold)

Ta da!

He's talented but he has tr... (Below threshold)

He's talented but he has trouble keeping his head in the game.

Tom Hank's favorite player.... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Tom Hank's favorite player.

Coach yelling from the b... (Below threshold)

Coach yelling from the bench:

"No, not him, him! Yeah, that guy. That's the guy I want you to double-team. THE GUY WITH THE BASKETBALL FOR A HEAD! Sheesh, what a bunch of geniuses I recruited."

After Walmart discovers the... (Below threshold)

After Walmart discovers the rollback mascot was actually an illegal alien, he tries for a new career undercover in the NBA.

"Dude, where's my head?"</p... (Below threshold)

"Dude, where's my head?"

Catch that guy, he gives gr... (Below threshold)

Catch that guy, he gives great head.

Oh mighty Basketball Head! ... (Below threshold)

Oh mighty Basketball Head! Bless this village and make us strong with the game!

Okay, check this, it's a mo... (Below threshold)

Okay, check this, it's a movie about basketball players that die and come back with basketballs for heads! What do you MEAN who'd watch it? We'd get the horror/sport connection going. It's March, what else are they going to see? Scooby freaking Doo?

VooDoo victim #30016... (Below threshold)

VooDoo victim #30016

Now that the shock value of... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Now that the shock value of tattoos and body piercing has worn off, University of Texas student Brandon Mouton (center) demonstrates the latest craze -- Custom-Themed Full-Cranial Makeovers.


"Hey, Melvin, let's play 'p... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Hey, Melvin, let's play 'pop the zit' with this guy!"


That guy's always thinking ... (Below threshold)

That guy's always thinking with his balls.

What head!... (Below threshold)

What head!

OK, it's official: Product ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

OK, it's official: Product placement has at last gone too far.


Inspired by the huge financ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Inspired by the huge financial success of NASCAR, the NCAA experiments with corporate sponsorships. Out of respect for the FCC's current crackdown on indecency, however, we decline to show the Pfizer and "herbal male enhancement" ads.


This one's just for you, Ro... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

This one's just for you, Rodney:

"If someone doesn't pull my finger soon, my head's gonna explode!"


Kevin, for what it's worth,... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Kevin, for what it's worth, I respectfully request my last submission be disqualified. I just felt the overwhelming urge to show Rodney that NO picture is safe from a fart joke.


Hey Jay, I here they found ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Hey Jay, I here they found traces of methane on Mars, let the jokes continue.






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