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Weekend Caption Contest&trade

It's Friday, that means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. There were a bunch of good political pictures out there this week, but I'm kinda partial to this one I found, and tried to get Kevin to use, a couple of weeks ago. (Kevin never has used any of my pictures for the contest) Winners to be announced Sunday.

Also OTB has started another Caption Contest
The Ipse Dixit Contest is finishing tonight.


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Comments (24)

And you should have seen th... (Below threshold)

And you should have seen the one that got away!

"Yeah, these contestants on... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, these contestants on a reality TV show have to start a successful new telephone company. The one with the worst idea gets fired by Donald Trump -- I'm betting the guy who thought up this fish phone will get canned!"

"So fall on the ground and ... (Below threshold)

"So fall on the ground and flop like a fish! Cellphone Blueshorts!"

"Hey, Jonah... can you hear... (Below threshold)

"Hey, Jonah... can you hear me now?"

"I'm gonna have to call you... (Below threshold)
Alan S.:

"I'm gonna have to call you back. This is a crappie connection."

"He followed me home. Can I... (Below threshold)

"He followed me home. Can I keep him?"

"Yeah, there's some big col... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, there's some big cold fish flip floppin' around here....what's that? John Kerry? Who's that?"

Having misunderstood the te... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Having misunderstood the terms of his frat brothers' wager, Steve here poses with "the best piece of BASS" he could find.


No, no! I said I've been fo... (Below threshold)

No, no! I said I've been following Phish this summer....

I knew you were going to ha... (Below threshold)

I knew you were going to have to do this weeks contest, or I'd have used it... :-)

Colin Farrell and Keifer Su... (Below threshold)

Colin Farrell and Keifer Sutherland in Fish Booth.

Take it all bitch!... (Below threshold)

Take it all bitch!

No really honey, we're not ... (Below threshold)

No really honey, we're not going drinking we're...FISHING, yeah, yeah, we're fishing. Caught a really pretty one, allllll golden with a rainbow tail. And it was HUGE. It got away though, yeah, and I...lost my shoes when I went in the water after it. So how was your day?

When all else fails, go for... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

When all else fails, go for the obvious suck-up:

"Hello, White House? My name is Rodney Dill, and I want you to tell the President I found one of them those Weapons of Bass Destruction."


"Wanda looked on nervously ... (Below threshold)

"Wanda looked on nervously as Bob called his parents to tell them they'd eloped."

"So, I'm walking along and ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"So, I'm walking along and I get this sudden urge to call you, just for the halibut."


"So, Susie, you doing anyth... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"So, Susie, you doing anything tonight? Oh, you have a haddock? How about tomorrow?"


"Jenny, it's time I hung up... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Jenny, it's time I hung up. This conversation's starting to flounder."


"Hi, Gil! I was just hangin... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Hi, Gil! I was just hanging down on the waterfront, and thought I oughta call you."


"So, Dave, can you spot me ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"So, Dave, can you spot me a few fins? I need some new flippers."


"Hey, Oldies 99? Can you pl... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Hey, Oldies 99? Can you play 'Salmon Chanted Evening?' And can you dedicate it to 'Shelley,' my sole mate."


The previous postings all i... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

The previous postings all inspired by Kip Adotta's classic, "Wet Dream." Credit (or blame) MUST be given where it is due.


Yeah, I don't think we shou... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I don't think we should hire this bartender. Why? Well, for starters, you're never gonna believe what his idea of a Mickey Finn is . . .

"Honey I caught a fish, can... (Below threshold)

"Honey I caught a fish, can you pick me up?"

(voice on phone): What do you mean pick you up? You caught one freaking fish, you can walk the four blocks home!






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