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Weekend Caption Contest

Hey, itís Friday, and that means itís Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest ô time! Kevinís still taking it easy, and Rodney has fallen for my devious ploy (also known as ďbeggingĒ), so Iíll be steering this train into the ditch this weekend. Here's this week's photo:


Enter early, enter often, and look for the winners to be announced on Sunday.


Comments (19)

You're fried!"... (Below threshold)

You're fried!"

Donald Trump tapes a pilot ... (Below threshold)

Donald Trump tapes a pilot for the first surreality show.

Expanding his real estate e... (Below threshold)

Expanding his real estate empire~the Donald has purchased Sesame Street and replaced "Chicken Dance Elmo" with himself.

SNL enriches our English la... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

SNL enriches our English language, giving new meaning to the term, 'Egg Layer.'

Rotten Egg.... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Rotten Egg.

And all the chickens sang, ... (Below threshold)

And all the chickens sang, "why the hell is this guy hosting the show?"

"What do I have to do to ge... (Below threshold)

"What do I have to do to get out of...?"

"Pull my (chicken) finger!"... (Below threshold)

"Pull my (chicken) finger!"

(Somebody had to do it)

Will somebody please stop e... (Below threshold)

Will somebody please stop egging this guy on?

After the SNL skit the whol... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

After the SNL skit the whole entourage appeared on the "Late Show with David Letterman" to kick-off the new segment:
Stupid Eggomaniac Billionaire Tricks

That's Trump. Always surrou... (Below threshold)

That's Trump. Always surrounded by hot chicks.

I've just been informed thi... (Below threshold)

I've just been informed this pic is from an SNL skit with a title very much like my first caption submission. This tells me several things:

  • Being first to the contest is not always a good thing.
  • When a caption seems too obvious, it probably is.
  • I think too much like the writers at SNL for my own comfort.

Why did the chicken cros... (Below threshold)

Why did the chicken cross United Nations Plaza?

To get to The Trump World Tower, one of the most luxurious residential towers in the world!

This stunning new landmark offers elegantly over-sized condominium residences that range from superb one, two and three bedrooms to sumptuous penthouses with four bedrooms, formal dining rooms, maid's rooms and wood burning fireplaces. Every home also offers ten to sixteen foot ceiling heights, extraordinary room proportions and spectacular River or City views. Designed to rival the world's five-star hotels, amenities and services include a private spa and health club with a 60-foot swimming pool, a world-class restaurant, a private wine cellar, a landscaped garden, around-the-clock concierges, doormen, security and extensive service staff, even valet parking in the garage. Spectacular one, two, three, and four-bedroom condominium residences are priced from $952,500 to over $13,500,000. For sales information, please call (212) 247-7000.

And that ain't chicken feed... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

And that ain't chicken feed, fritz.

"Eggs are just like Hot ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Eggs are just like Hot Chicks. Lay them right once and from there on out, its over easy."

You really need to have wat... (Below threshold)

You really need to have watched The Little Rascals to know this one:

"Let's all sing like the birdies sing/
Tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet, tweet!"

Frank Peudue gets bought ou... (Below threshold)

Frank Peudue gets bought out in chicken farm realestate seizure, SEC says it is a foul Procedure

Uncharacteristically, The D... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Uncharacteristically, The Donald committed a major faux pax at the opening of his new Paris casino, Le Chique, when he announce to those in attendance, "Would everyone please rise for the singing of the French National Anthem."

Oops, should be 'announced'... (Below threshold)
Rodne Dill:

Oops, should be 'announced' above.






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