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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ and the inmates are still in charge of the asylum. I do have several good, quirky pictures waiting in the wings, but its been a few weeks since Wizbang has had a picture with direct political caption potential. If you are growing tired of the KerrySloganator here is another pastime to bide your time. ;)

Winners to be announced Sunday.


Outside The Beltway already has an excellent laugh from the past, Caption Contest underway.
Entries for the current Ipse Dixit Caption Contest are due by midnight tonight.


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Comments (26)

"No, a human smile is more ... (Below threshold)

"No, a human smile is more like this. Almost. Getting closer. I think you've got it!"

Finally, an explanation for... (Below threshold)

Finally, an explanation for the wet spot and condom wrappers on the Senate floor that mysteriously appear over the weekend.

If you hand doesn't leave m... (Below threshold)

If you hand doesn't leave my shoulder in three seconds, your testicles will look like Bill's!

Jesus John! What the hell d... (Below threshold)

Jesus John! What the hell did you eat?

Hill, did I ever tell you h... (Below threshold)

Hill, did I ever tell you how much I appreciate your taking care of Teresa while Iím away campaigning Ė Iíve never seen her so happy.

"What is thy bidding, my ma... (Below threshold)

"What is thy bidding, my master..."

"So do you have a trust fun... (Below threshold)

"So do you have a trust fund?"

"So, have you noticed the s... (Below threshold)

"So, have you noticed the size of my hands and my feet?"

Been there, <a href="http:/... (Below threshold)

Been there, photoshopped that.

While Monica is away... the... (Below threshold)

While Monica is away... the Shillery, will play!

Ohhhh, blow me again, John.... (Below threshold)

Ohhhh, blow me again, John.

Not on the lips, John -- NO... (Below threshold)

Not on the lips, John -- NOT ON THE LIPS!

Kiss me like Al kissed Tipp... (Below threshold)

Kiss me like Al kissed Tipper you man stud!

You freakin' idiot...(works... (Below threshold)

You freakin' idiot...(works either way!)

Well, here's the Antichrist... (Below threshold)

Well, here's the Antichrist and her False Prophet. Lovely.

"Oh, John," Hillary said, "... (Below threshold)

"Oh, John," Hillary said, "we could have had such a damned good time together."

Ahead was a mounted policeman in khaki directing traffic. He raised his baton. The car slowed suddenly pressing Hillary against me.

"Yes," I said. "Isn't it pretty to think so?"

(thought balloon, him)"Mmm,... (Below threshold)

(thought balloon, him)"Mmm, now how did Al do this again?"

(thought balloon, her) "no..NO! Not THAT you dork!"

At last, a man with a big e... (Below threshold)

At last, a man with a big enough jaws to bite my ankles.

At last, a man with a jaw ... (Below threshold)

At last, a man with a jaw big enough to bite my ankles.

Geez, Lair, couldn't you ha... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Geez, Lair, couldn't you have held that one back until Sunday, so the rest of us would at least THINK we had a chance?

OK, OK...

"Just remember, John, take a dive in November to leave it open for me in '08," (squeeze) "and these won't end up like Michael Jackson's nose."


"Baby, I know you're tired ... (Below threshold)

"Baby, I know you're tired of dealing with Bill's crap over the last few years. How would you like me to show you how a REAL loser loves his women?"

Hill: That's it baby, you ... (Below threshold)

Hill: That's it baby, you just keep doing what you've been doing...I'll take care of you in 2008.

John: Can you believe they actually think I'm serious?

"Don't worry Sweetie, I use... (Below threshold)

"Don't worry Sweetie, I use Condiments!"

Oh, honey, was it good for ... (Below threshold)

Oh, honey, was it good for you, too?

I'm flattered, Hillary, but... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

I'm flattered, Hillary, but I can't dump Teresa for you. I've seen your tax returns.

(Aside: Does anyone else think this picture makes Hillary look a LOT like the actress Yeardley Smith, who played Marlene, Greg's secretary, on Dharma & Greg, and who does the voice for Lisa Simpson?)


"John, I told you: no tongu... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"John, I told you: no tongue in public."







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