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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ has concluded. There were many outrageous captions. I guess I should have expected the venomous quality to many of the captions with both Kerry and Clinton in the picture. I hope it was cathartic for all. Here are the winners:

1) ( Jay tea ) - "Just remember, John, take a dive in November to leave it open for me in '08," (squeeze) "and these won't end up like Michael Jackson's nose."

2) ( Fritz ) - "No, a human smile is more like this. Almost. Getting closer. I think you've got it!"

3) ( idahjo ) - "Don't worry Sweetie, I use Condiments!"

I did try really hard to find a winner other than Jay's, but I just couldn't get away from it being raunchy, political, and a slam at Michael Jackson all the same time.

Honorable Mention: The Rude Dog award does go to Laurence Simon for ... well it just does.

Select more to see Dill's Captions

I had a couple of my own, I was expecting to see some form of the first one.

"You may have married rich, John. But, If you'd married me you would've already been president."

"I know both you and Bill have trouble with the truth, John, but at least Bill could keep THIS straight!"

Until Friday

Comments (4)

The joke's on you... the re... (Below threshold)

The joke's on you... the real explanation is Kennedy, his staff, and his "staff."

Laurence, The hono... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:


The honorable mention wasn't meant to be derogatory, and I hope you didn't take it that way. Your captions never cease to shock me and your caption for this one was a pretty good shocker too. I wouldn't want, nor expect you to stop. Not that I know if I'll get the chance to run another of these again.

Wow, I'd have bet money on ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Wow, I'd have bet money on Lair winning this week's. In my opinion, his was a blockbuster the level of the "cigar" one back with Kerrey and Wes Clark back in February, or Lair's own Martha Stewart one in March.

OK, I think we've gotten incestuous enough here...


That's okay Jay, I thought ... (Below threshold)

That's okay Jay, I thought you'd improved on my comment then I see that you actually submitted yours BEFORE me. I really need to start paying more attention. And the fact that we think that much alike kinda worries me.






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