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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, so it must be time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Elsewhere: Former guest blogger Timmer has a caption contest at Digital Warfighter

Update: Winners announced. As is the usually policy, comments are now closed - discussion can continue in the winner announcement post.

Comments (36)

WARNING: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ... (Below threshold)


Once the maximum nuance lev... (Below threshold)

Once the maximum nuance level was exceeded, Kerry found he could no longer look his own reflection in the eye...

In an effort to combat the ... (Below threshold)

In an effort to combat the rumors of vampirism, Kerry began scattering mirrors around all of his speaking venues.

"What in the hell does r... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"What in the hell does regnif ym llup mean?"

One of these days I'm gonna... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

One of these days I'm gonna figure out how Laurence gets in early on these caption contests.

President George W. Bush's ... (Below threshold)

President George W. Bush's mirror on his pickup in Crawford, Texas.

Presumed Democratic nominee... (Below threshold)

Presumed Democratic nominee John Kerry replaces the his traditional teleprompter with a new one that reminds him which face to show today.

Let me reword that:<p... (Below threshold)

Let me reword that:

The view through the mirror on President George W. Bush's pickup at his farm in Crawford, Texas.

At least in this view that ... (Below threshold)

At least in this view that can't see that I'm wearing flip-flops.

"Heh, heh. You're right Che... (Below threshold)

"Heh, heh. You're right Cheney. This here mirror on a stick thing really does let you see around corners. Tell Rumsfeld these will come in very handy for our troops during those house-to-house Iraqi gun battles over the next five years."

"Taking a cue from the Mich... (Below threshold)

"Taking a cue from the Michael Jackson song, John Kerry is looking at the man in the mirror and is starting with himself. He has postponed his run for presidency for 2012, when work on his face gets done."

"Seeing my reflection remin... (Below threshold)

"Seeing my reflection reminded me of when I used to see my reflection it the waters of the Mekong delta back when I served in Vietnam. "

(The scary thing is, that is not that far fetched. )

Finally revealed: how John ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Finally revealed: how John Kerry can take both sides of each issue.


"OK, that takes care of the... (Below threshold)
Jay Te:

"OK, that takes care of the mirrors part of conning the American people. Somebody cue the smoke!"


"Upon further reflection I ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Upon further reflection I think America's direction should be that way.. no that way... no..."

How come there are 3 flags ... (Below threshold)

How come there are 3 flags and only one handsome devil?

(Kwik-E Mart Clerk): "Remov... (Below threshold)

(Kwik-E Mart Clerk): "Remove those Chili Cheese Fritos from your pants pocket, Mr. Kerry, or I'll blow your head off!"

John Kerry: Next President ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

John Kerry: Next President of the United States of America (after all, the best magic tricks are always done with mirrors )

If you look up here, you li... (Below threshold)

If you look up here, you little people will get a feel for what it'll be like to have me as your leader.

Many years later and far aw... (Below threshold)

Many years later and far away across the galaxy, an orbital nuclear test near Earth freed the dreaded General Kerry... COME AND KNEEL BEFORE KERRY!

Warning: Objects in the mir... (Below threshold)

Warning: Objects in the mirror are creepier than they appear.

( OK I got my 'objects in m... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

( OK I got my 'objects in mirror' caption now too )

Warning: Abjects in mirror are more liberal than they appear.

(Yes, I did mean Abjects)

Wow! This mirror really do... (Below threshold)

Wow! This mirror really does make my chin look smaller!

Caution: Objects in mirror ... (Below threshold)

Caution: Objects in mirror are MUCH, MUCH smaller than they appear...

Careful now, carrrrrefullll... (Below threshold)

Careful now, carrrrrefulllll...there! See...if you look at him in a mirror instead of directly at him, the layers of nuance simply disappear and you see that there's absolutely nothing of substance.

Objects in the mirror may o... (Below threshold)

Objects in the mirror may or may not appear larger than they are. We really haven't decided yet. We may say larger, then again they may not be larger.

...and on a more satisfying... (Below threshold)

...and on a more satisfying note: Using the same method as seen in the Superman movies, the former Senator has been forever frozen inside of this glass.

Objects in mirror were smal... (Below threshold)

Objects in mirror were smaller than they appear. Before they were larger.

"Mirror, mirror, on a stick... (Below threshold)

"Mirror, mirror, on a stick. Which running mate should I pick?"

"Fascinating. In the altern... (Below threshold)

"Fascinating. In the alternate universe presented in this mirror, I'm actually able to take a position and stick to it. That's ... scary beyond belief!"

In an unprecedented securit... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

In an unprecedented security move, John Kerry has had all his Secret Service Agents mounted with rear view mirrors so they don't knock him down, again.

John Kerry employing the us... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

John Kerry employing the use of a mirror to establish the forward looking vision for his presidency.

John Kerry addresses rep... (Below threshold)

John Kerry addresses reporters from astride his Schwinn Superior single-speed racing bike, the only vehicle that his wife, heiress Teresa Heinz, lets Kerry call his own and not the family's.

Merde! Is my ear com... (Below threshold)

Merde! Is my ear coming loose again? Somebody bring the [BLEEP]ing super glue.

Want more Contest? Head ov... (Below threshold)

Want more Contest? Head over to:

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

“Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
Does this Botox work at all.”
”John, the Botox is a Kerry err,
You should watch your derriere”

“Mirror, I think the time is getting late,
Who do I choose for my running mate,”
”You need someone like Dubya’s Dick,
To offset that you are such a prick.”

“Mirror, I feel you are giving me static,
Don’t you want a Pres. That’s Democratic?”
I must confide, that on further reflection,
My conscience only lets me vote republi-cun”

“Mirror, I see now that you must jest,
I served in ‘Nam, I must be the best.”
”More of a bust, but now I’ll say what my game is for,
I’m just a Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest whore.”






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