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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ generated a ton of top quality entries. Since there were so many good entries I awarded winners in two categories: Obscure References and General. The winning captions for this photo are shown below:


1) (Rodney Dill) - "Bumper Sticker on back:
If you don't like my drivin', stay off the freakin' elevator

2) (CGHill) - "Goddammit, they told me they'd fixed the traction control!"

3) (Jay Tea) - "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" meets "Shitty Shitty Parking."

Obscure References

1) (Jeff) - "The Lizzie Grubman Parking Garage opened today."

2) (Timmer) - "Mr. Joel is reportedly in stable condition, authorities are awaiting the resultes of his tox screen before..."

3) (Jeff G) - "San Dimas High School football rules!"

Until next Friday...


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Comments (6)

Oh, god, Bill and Ted are n... (Below threshold)

Oh, god, Bill and Ted are no longer defining touchstones for a generation.

I beg to differ - how many ... (Below threshold)

I beg to differ - how many people got that reference to Bill & Ted? And laughed?

Party on, Jen!... (Below threshold)

Party on, Jen!

Yeah, I was definitely robb... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I was definitely robbed.

Timmer's was the only 'obsc... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Timmer's was the only 'obscure' caption, I got without doing some googling. I did like the Lizzie Grubman caption after I had looked her up. I must be too old for the Bill and Ted reference.

Nobody used the Fast Times ... (Below threshold)

Nobody used the Fast Times At Ridgemont High angle either:

My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!

Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!

My brother's gonna shit!

Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?

First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!

Relax, alright? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.

"You can't fix this car, Spicoli."

"I can fix it."






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