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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, that means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.


I know Wizbang has done a lot of coverage on the Nick Berg murder, which has made for a darker mood here the last few days. Things will lighten up eventually. -- Kevin

I hope this lightens things up.

Comments (19)

"We tried using The Club, b... (Below threshold)

"We tried using The Club, but they kept biting us when we stuck it in them."

"If we don't look good, you... (Below threshold)

"If we don't look good, you don't look good"

All dressed up with nowhere... (Below threshold)

All dressed up with nowhere to pee.

If we don't start gettin... (Below threshold)

If we don't start getting something for dinner besided katsup and waffles, I say we quit protecting these Heinz-Kerry idiots!

PFC Lynndie England's puppi... (Below threshold)

PFC Lynndie England's puppies try to duck the media as a family friend gets them out for a morning stroll.

Okay, making them pose for ... (Below threshold)

Okay, making them pose for pictures naked wearing chains is marginally legit, but those geeky looking sunglasses are against the Geneva Convention!

Downtime on the set of "Que... (Below threshold)

Downtime on the set of "Queer Eye for the Straight Bitch."

"Yeah, we did her too."... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, we did her too."

Most dogs would just blindl... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Most dogs would just blindly sniff at Courtney Love's crotch. However, these smart fellows from the Department of Homeland Security know to take precautions first.


OK, these chains ought to p... (Below threshold)

OK, these chains ought to protect us from those nasty throat cuts, and, with these disguises, we should be safe enough roaming around Iraq, don
t you think?

Not even Lynddie England's ... (Below threshold)

Not even Lynddie England's dogs want to be identified in her company.

Animal Planet's new show - ... (Below threshold)

Animal Planet's new show - What Not To Wear: Doggie Style

"Are we not dogs?"... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Are we not dogs?"

"We are DEVO!"

"Are we not dogs?"



"I'll bet none of these peo... (Below threshold)

"I'll bet none of these people staring at us realize just how kinky this bitch is. When we get home, its her turn to be naked and chained."

The Spice Girls make nice a... (Below threshold)

The Spice Girls make nice and prepare to re-enter the music industry.

After being told for the um... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

After being told for the umpteenth time that "you dogs would lose your heads if they weren't attached to your shoulders!," Rex and company decided to take appropriate precautions.


Rodney Dangerfield's accomp... (Below threshold)

Rodney Dangerfield's accomplishments not withstanding, with this cast of professionals, today Ms. England would attempt the 'Quadruple Lynddie.'

"Sheeeeeeyit. It's all ... (Below threshold)

"Sheeeeeeyit. It's all about Bono, bitch."

Factor THIS: The effects o... (Below threshold)

Factor THIS: The effects of Rap and Hip-Hop on aging Punk and New Wave rockers. We'll have the full story tonight as the former members of "The Bugles" enter The No Spin Zone.






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