« Daily Six Pack | Main | Will Kerry Flip-Flop On The Nomination? »

Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday which means it's time the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

First Lady Laura Bush flexes her muscle after host Jay Leno asked if she works out during taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Wednesday, May 19, 2004, in Burbank, Calif. (AP Photo/Kevork Djansezian)

Other Caption Contests:: Outside The Beltway and On The Fritz

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed. Discussion can move to the announcement post.


Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Weekend Caption Contest™:

» Outside the Beltway linked with Beltway Traffic Jam

» Chasing the Wind linked with Kerry Flip-Flop

Comments (32)

"Theresa Heinz. All the way... (Below threshold)

"Theresa Heinz. All the way up to here."

"Yeah, I went with George t... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, I went with George to Iraq for Thanksgiving. Had me a prisoner from Abu Ghirab up right about here..."

Yeah, at my age, I use my w... (Below threshold)

Yeah, at my age, I use my whole fist to pleasure myself... .George is a limpdick.

Yeah, strange condition: e... (Below threshold)

Yeah, strange condition: every once in a while I've got to stop my arm from making that damn nazi salute.

Hey, I don't blame you...I ... (Below threshold)
dumbass amurikan:

Hey, I don't blame you...I even feel like beating the crap out of myself.

Yup, really...W likes it up... (Below threshold)
P. Roc. tologist:

Yup, really...W likes it up the a#$...right up to here.

I didn't just give Kerry 't... (Below threshold)

I didn't just give Kerry 'the' finger I gave him all five fingers!

WMD? Yeah, this is my Weap... (Below threshold)
hans blix:

WMD? Yeah, this is my Weapon of Mass Discipline... seriously, who do you really think is running this circus?

Arnold's not the only Repub... (Below threshold)

Arnold's not the only Republican with huge biceps. I got these babies from constantly helping lift the weight of the world of George's shoulders.

Repubicans? Yeah, all braw... (Below threshold)

Repubicans? Yeah, all brawn, no brains...it's genetic...don't worry, natural selection will phaze us out.

Weapon of Ass Destructio... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Weapon of Ass Destruction

The first finger I lost whe... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

The first finger I lost when I got between Ted Kennedy and an open buffet. The second, between Ted Kennedy and an open bar. The third one, between Bill Clinton and an intern. The thumb, between John Kerry's first position and his second one. All I had left was my middle finger. I was showing that to Katie Couric when Colin Powell's son and the FCC came in and chopped that one off for indecency."


"Pull my elbow."... (Below threshold)

"Pull my elbow."

"You're a Kerry supporter? ... (Below threshold)

"You're a Kerry supporter? Well, I'm too polite to do this salute exactly right, but imagine my middle finger is sticking up."

"Sorry, I sprained somethin... (Below threshold)

"Sorry, I sprained something arm-wrestling Condoleezza Rice. That woman's been working out!"

Bush is such a troublemaker... (Below threshold)

Bush is such a troublemaker. He made all this WMD stuff up to get attention. You know where I found them? He shoved them way up there!

"Yes I do have the muscles ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Yes I do have the muscles of a working girl. I did work my way through college you know,
... clubbing baby seals for fur..."

"I do intend to continue my... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I do intend to continue my role as a proponent of education. Just this week I learned something new. When Juggling, you can only catch the wrong end of a machete' once.

"On The Ranch, we have this... (Below threshold)

"On The Ranch, we have this one horse, you can tell which one, he's hung like.........."

"...so I just looked Chaney... (Below threshold)

"...so I just looked Chaney in the eye and said, 'Ah va fungul'. I mean, who the hell does he think he is, anyway?..."

Hey Theresa. BRING IT ON!</... (Below threshold)

Hey Theresa. BRING IT ON!

Señor Wences: S'all right?... (Below threshold)

Señor Wences: S'all right?

Laura Bush: S'all right!

"You want to know what the ... (Below threshold)

"You want to know what the deal was with the Washingtonienne scandal? It was about an intern who liked it...there! Happy?"

Tonight's episode is brough... (Below threshold)

Tonight's episode is brought to you by the letter "J".

I'm bicepsual.... (Below threshold)

I'm bicepsual.

Taught <a href="http://game... (Below threshold)

Taught her everything she knows.

"I float like a butterfly, ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I float like a butterfly, I sting like a bee.
Dubya's woman beat the shit out of John Kerry."
-- now thats sweet science

[ I'm bicepsual -- Aaron's Rantblog, is priceless. :) ]

First off Rosie, about that... (Below threshold)

First off Rosie, about that free manicure they gave me back in the Green Room . . .

"__And duh, the swelling he... (Below threshold)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

"__And duh, the swelling here is from when George stepped on my arm until I cried "Uncle Sam, take me now-wwwww!"

Yeah. Duh! I do flutter lik... (Below threshold)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Yeah. Duh! I do flutter like a butterfly when rubbing elbows with pretty-boy politions; sting like a Bee, when they all put their weenies inside of me. Whee-eeee!

Yeah. Duh! I do flutter lik... (Below threshold)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Yeah. Duh! I do flutter like a butterfly when rubbing elbows with pretty-boy politions; sting like a Bee, when they all put their weenies inside of me. Whee-eeee!

Seriously, he tries to stee... (Below threshold)

Seriously, he tries to steer the bike with his elbows. Just like this. But we can't have any more of these little accidents though. George is just going to have to eat his ice cream cone after his bike ride from now on.






Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile


Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links


Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login

Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy