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The Daily Washingtonienne

Not to worry - it's highly unlikely there will be daily updates. Just spoofing Jeff Jarvis's The Daily Stern series. (Note to Jeff - learn how to use categories!).

Robert Cox at the National Debate is on top of the story:

The most recent breaks in the story are: (1) Jessica Cutler lied about her age, she is 26 not 23 or 24 as reported elsewhere; (2) she attended Syracuse University but failed to earn her degree; (3) her Dad was not aware she was fired until yesterday - wait until he sees the blog!
The Commissar thinks it's an elaboratly evil media pimping plot by the dark lordess of the Denton media empire, noting that both Cox and Cutler worked at National Geographic.

Must search back issues of NG for tribal breasts - there's got to be a connection to the story.

Co-conspirator Gossipist Wonkette has a roundup of other people trying to pimp her ho...


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Comments (6)

why has not someone hit the... (Below threshold)

why has not someone hit the chick on the head and left her for dead?
Screw DC! I'm from NYC, and we don't give a shit about this brand of bitch.

"...oohh we wanna be includ... (Below threshold)

"...oohh we wanna be included in the Jarvis shit..."
Fuck YourSelf

I'm still sticking to my "t... (Below threshold)

I'm still sticking to my "this is BS" theory...

Ok, she's a fairly directionless chick with a shitty job in a town full of powerful people that are...ummm...susceptible to gossip and scandals...it wouldn't seem too far-fetched that she made all/most of this up and lo and behold, she's got book/movie/playboy deals.

I don't doubt she's a slut...but the lengths of her sluttiness I dispute...and hence call BS

Please, for the love of God... (Below threshold)

Please, for the love of God, move on to better things. :-)

not unless I can drive over... (Below threshold)

not unless I can drive over her on my way there

Please, lay off the Bong! H... (Below threshold)

Please, lay off the Bong! Her job as a Washington slurpee girl must have been devastating.






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