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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners to be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced. In keeping with tradition, comments to this post are now closed.

Comments (32)

The moment when Snoop Dogg ... (Below threshold)

The moment when Snoop Dogg finally mastered how to do Jedi mind tricks. . .

"You look much better in or... (Below threshold)

"You look much better in orange than Dennis ever did."

Carmen, does my breath smel... (Below threshold)

Carmen, does my breath smell still smell like Rick Salomon?

"It's good to be the mic."<... (Below threshold)

"It's good to be the mic."

Snoop admires Paris as she ... (Below threshold)

Snoop admires Paris as she gracefully demonstrates the proper way to use his new Carmen Bong.

Snoop: $1500 an hour, $250... (Below threshold)

Snoop: $1500 an hour, $2500 as a pair, 10% discount on Two-for Tuesdays. And yes we do take credit cards.

snoop teaming up with girls... (Below threshold)

snoop teaming up with girls gone wild again for another video: paris and carmen gone wild

"Mmmm, smells like Dogg sem... (Below threshold)

"Mmmm, smells like Dogg semen ..."

"Here, hold my gum for me"<... (Below threshold)

"Here, hold my gum for me"

"Hello, Centers For Disease... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

"Hello, Centers For Disease Control? We have a Code Red situation here! Repeat, a CODE RED!"


Can you see the popcorn ker... (Below threshold)

Can you see the popcorn kernel stuck in my tooth, its back in the back.

Don't you just love the sme... (Below threshold)

Don't you just love the smell of Snoop's goop?

Why not? It worked so well ... (Below threshold)

Why not? It worked so well for Madonna...

snoop: My lezzles!... (Below threshold)

snoop: My lezzles!

Snoop: Dayum, bitch! Jess... (Below threshold)

Snoop: Dayum, bitch! Jessica Cutler and Wonkette ain't got nothin' on y'all!

Stops ya squabblin' pretty ... (Below threshold)
Rochelle Siegel Smith:

Stops ya squabblin' pretty mommas, ize gots plenty o' weinie-bone foz ya boths ya bitches!

Hey Ho! This is my corner ... (Below threshold)

Hey Ho! This is my corner and he's my customer!

One second later the alien ... (Below threshold)

One second later the alien posing as Carmen was happily munching on the ditzy human's head, later telling reporters, "It was much tastier than most human heads I've eaten. The brain flavor was much less overpowering."

Like two black holes whi... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Like two black holes whirling through space, Paris and Carmen found their heads drawn together, two great sucking vacuums pulled towards each other.


Shown above: the opening... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Shown above: the opening ceremonies of Skankapalooza '04.


This comment is dedicate... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

This comment is dedicated to Ronald Reagan.

While catsup may not be a vegetable, these three definitely qualify.


(Continuing the political t... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

(Continuing the political theme)

"Paris, I knew Madonna. I've swapped spit with Madonna. Madonna was a boink-buddy of mine.

Paris, you're no Madonna."


Shizzzzat...High-grade vi-d... (Below threshold)

Shizzzzat...High-grade vi-de-O ho's in da Huzzzouse!



Wait, I got one...... (Below threshold)

Wait, I got one...

"Who gives a fuck"

"Pull my tongue."... (Below threshold)

"Pull my tongue."

"Carmen, like, you can get ... (Below threshold)

"Carmen, like, you can get paid for doing this on film and stuff?"

"...and when I said you sme... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"...and when I said you smelled of cigars, i didn't mean your breath."

(just can't leave that one alone)

I know you'd like to tha... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo
Yeah, roses really smell like poo-woo-wooo

(Roses - Outkast)

Q: Why are Paris and Electr... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Q: Why are Paris and Electra like Levitra and Cialis.
A: If erection lasts more than four hours you need to seek medical attention.

"nnngggh, tastes like do... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"nnngggh, tastes like dog shit."
"Yeah, good thing we didn't step in it.

Snoop Dogg: Yo, time to ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Snoop Dogg: Yo, time to quit the cat fight and spank the puppy.

No, I'm the bigger diva...B... (Below threshold)

No, I'm the bigger diva...Bitch!






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