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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, that means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Other Caption Contests: Outside The Beltway

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.


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Comments (53)

Yeah baby! I'm dead sexy!</... (Below threshold)

Yeah baby! I'm dead sexy!

Aw, shucks. I thought that ... (Below threshold)

Aw, shucks. I thought that said the "Box of Fried Chicken Office".

"Do I buy the tickets at yo... (Below threshold)

"Do I buy the tickets at your left thigh or your right ankle?"

Or...."The line be... (Below threshold)


"The line begins at Mr. Moores right thigh, wraps around his left leg, and ends somewhere near his ass....or is that his face?"

PS-Kevin, this one really d... (Below threshold)

PS-Kevin, this one really doesn't need a caption. I think the sign says it all.

Don't feed Phil!... (Below threshold)

Don't feed Phil!

(Scottish accent) "Get in m... (Below threshold)

(Scottish accent) "Get in mah theater!"

"Hey look! My head is bigge... (Below threshold)

"Hey look! My head is bigger than that sign. Heh heh." (Beavis & Butthead accent)

"According to witnesses, th... (Below threshold)

"According to witnesses, the filmmaker devoured more than 70 would-be moviegoers before theater management was able to move him away from the sign."

Re Camille:"Heh-he... (Below threshold)

Re Camille:

"Heh-heh! Heh-heh! That sign says BOX! Heh-heh! Heh-heh!"

"Damn, they spelled orifice... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Damn, they spelled orifice wrong and put a 'B' on the front of Ox!"

The Moment of Zen: When Mic... (Below threshold)

The Moment of Zen: When Michael Moore realized he's been surrounded by sycophants, had been wrong in his politics all along, figured out that democracy for Arabs is a good thing, and finally felt his first pangs of patriotism and pride for America. U-S-A! U-S-A!

They released another remak... (Below threshold)

They released another remake of The Blob????

The Cassini-Huygens space p... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

The Cassini-Huygens space probe not only snapped some cool pictures of Saturn's rings, but caught this unexpectedly candid photo of Uranus.

From Ghost Busters...... (Below threshold)

From Ghost Busters...
Venkman: "Ray? What have you done Ray?"
Ray: "I couldn't help it. He was from my childhood... It's the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man!"

Max Orifice... (Below threshold)

Max Orifice

"What do you mean I'm all o... (Below threshold)

"What do you mean I'm all out of donuts? Awwww, man!"

Having reached critical mas... (Below threshold)

Having reached critical mass, small people and buildings take orbit around the newborn planet of Imananus.

Run! It's that planet munc... (Below threshold)

Run! It's that planet munching thing from Star Trek!

Prescient sign shows this w... (Below threshold)

Prescient sign shows this week's ticket receipts pattern. for Avoirdupois 911.

Stupid Size It!... (Below threshold)

Stupid Size It!

Winner of the "Man Most Lik... (Below threshold)

Winner of the "Man Most Likely To Spend Entire Worth Getting Just One Woman To Touch Him" contest.

"Is this where you buy the ... (Below threshold)

"Is this where you buy the box cutters?"

Guess-My-Weight (911)</... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Guess-My-Weight (911)

A moment after Mr Moore was... (Below threshold)

A moment after Mr Moore was told that the Rebublican National Convention would have TWO all you can eat buffets.

"Wow, Jimmy Kimmel swelled ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Wow, Jimmy Kimmel swelled up a lot more than I thought."

Will do anything for food</... (Below threshold)

Will do anything for food

Is this the line for the ch... (Below threshold)

Is this the line for the chipendale auditions?

Brother, can you spare a ni... (Below threshold)

Brother, can you spare a nickel for a lying, hypocritical, fat bastard?

Dude, where isn't my... (Below threshold)

Dude, where isn't my ass?

"That's no moon... it's the... (Below threshold)

"That's no moon... it's the director!"

"Damn, there goes my plans ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Damn, there goes my plans for a cameo appearance by Marlon Brando in my next mocumentary!"

"[bleep] you, you goddamn s... (Below threshold)

"[bleep] you, you goddamn sonsabitches! I am not fat, I'm just big-boned. Respect my authoriteh!"

"Dude, Where's My Neck?"</p... (Below threshold)

"Dude, Where's My Neck?"

Stupid White Guy eats up pr... (Below threshold)

Stupid White Guy eats up praise (and anything else in his path) for fictitious box office results and 9/11 fictition.

AP BREAKING... In a surpris... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

AP BREAKING... In a surprise announcement the USDA has introduced more comprehensive testing for Mad Cow disease on a broader base of suspected carriers.

"I'd rather have a bottle i... (Below threshold)
Jim Gorski:

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy"

Peter Griffin waits in line... (Below threshold)

Peter Griffin waits in line at the box office.

"Yeah, they were right. You... (Below threshold)

"Yeah, they were right. You can never underestimate the public's intelligence."

I'll be checking your ticke... (Below threshold)

I'll be checking your ticket stubs at screen six to make sure you didn't pay for some other movie. Damn multiplex!

"I'm not really smiling. T... (Below threshold)

"I'm not really smiling. This is my 'lying' face."

"Aw, MAN, I thought it was ... (Below threshold)

"Aw, MAN, I thought it was 'Box Canyon!'! Does anybody want a good deal on two tickets to 'Box Office'?"

"This is the Midwest. They... (Below threshold)

"This is the Midwest. They don't know ANYthing!"

Michael Moore announced his... (Below threshold)

Michael Moore announced his next project: "Supersized Me."

Can you say dirty bomb?... (Below threshold)

Can you say dirty bomb?

Let's go through the checkl... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Let's go through the checklist...

Grotesquely, morbidly obese? Check!
Wildly popular entertainer among the political extremists? Check!
History of slamming the President? Check!
Established history of wildly inaccurate accusations and fondness for huge political conspiracies? Check!
Distinguishable from the original by facial hair? Check!

It's the mirror-universe Rush Limbaugh!


Wait time in line: 1 hour<b... (Below threshold)

Wait time in line: 1 hour
Ticket prices: $7.50
Concession prices: 15.75
Standing in line to see your own movie: Pathetic

Take 2Wait time: 1... (Below threshold)

Take 2

Wait time: 1 hour
Ticket price: $7.50
Concession price: $15.75
Convincing the public that oyu believe your own bullshit: Priceless

"Oh, ho, ho, ho"Ha... (Below threshold)

"Oh, ho, ho, ho"

Han Solo: "I know that laugh..."

To expand on Stryker's capt... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

To expand on Stryker's caption...

"Oota-Goota, Dubya?"


"Wow. The last time I spent... (Below threshold)

"Wow. The last time I spent any time on the outside of a movie theater, I was wearing my Chewbacca costume for the premiere of The Empire Strikes Back."

My goodness, how the hell d... (Below threshold)

My goodness, how the hell did I get in line at my own movie? I thought this was the line going into Kitchen Fresh Chicken.

Thoughts of the people stan... (Below threshold)

Thoughts of the people standing behind Mr. Moore:

I sure as hell hope Mr. Goodyear 'ere don't sit in front of me.






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