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If the confessional's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'

I don't think this is exactly what most people mean by "benefit of clergy..."


Comments (7)

Hey! They were in a car, n... (Below threshold)

Hey! They were in a car, not the confessional! The confession was scheduled for later...

Man, did you read some of t... (Below threshold)

Man, did you read some of the other stuff on that site. LMAO!

Mark, would you have prefer... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

Mark, would you have preferred the first three titles I rejected?

"Father Bob's getting into the habit again"

"For penance, say three 'Hail Marys' and five 'Oh, god, ride me, you magnificent stallion!'

"Our father, who art in..."

I figured it was safer to play a little fast and loose with the facts than to use any of the above.

Oh, hell, let's have some fun. Anyone else wanna come up with their own headline?


"the priest said that as a ... (Below threshold)

"the priest said that as a man of God he accepted Satan had tempted him."

Hmmmm... last I checked Satan didn't live behind the door the priest was "knocking" on.

On second thought... There is Teresa Kerry to counter that argument. It would explain a lot of things.

Membership has its privelag... (Below threshold)

Membership has its privelages.

Want a headline, Jay? How ... (Below threshold)

Want a headline, Jay? How bout this:

"Father says nun is finer than Sister Regina."

Corny, yes. But I have yet to fully awaken...

Headline contest!!!!<... (Below threshold)

Headline contest!!!!

"You Kneel, I'll Pray"






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