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Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™.

Democratic nominee John Kerry (L) and U.S. President George W. Bushspeak at the conclusion of their first presidential debate, at the University of Miami in Coral Gables, Florida, September 30, 2004. Bush and Kerry battled over Iraq in a fierce debate on Thursday, with an aggressive Kerry accusing the president of 'a colossal error of judgment' and Bush claiming the world was safer without Saddam Hussein. REUTERS/Jim Bourg

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Comments (137)

That boy's shore got a purt... (Below threshold)

That boy's shore got a purty mouth.

Is it just me, or is Kerry wearing lipstick?!? That is one seriously conflicted dude, who appears to not be comfortable with who he is (ok, let's try botox, orange treatments, lipstick).

You're wearing perfume AND ... (Below threshold)

You're wearing perfume AND make up? What are you, a girlie man??

"All my men wear English Le... (Below threshold)

"All my men wear English Leather."

Bush: "Tell me something - ... (Below threshold)

Bush: "Tell me something - does your wife know you've been kissing Chirac's ass?"

Hey John, not only can I se... (Below threshold)

Hey John, not only can I see right through you, I'm can walk through you too.

No wonder Kerry's got a pro... (Below threshold)

No wonder Kerry's got a problem concentrating on the issues, he's walking around with a big chimp on his shoulder...

(someone had to do it)

How many bags do you have t... (Below threshold)

How many bags do you have to put over Teresa's head?

"Hey, Lurch, your bolts are... (Below threshold)

"Hey, Lurch, your bolts are showing!"

President Bush appeared to ... (Below threshold)

President Bush appeared to be irritated by the fact that Kerry actully smelled like a Frenchman during last nights debate....

I will have to ask Laura if... (Below threshold)

I will have to ask Laura if his lip gloss matches his shoes?

"Psst, hey John, check out ... (Below threshold)

"Psst, hey John, check out that chick with the see-through dress. I'd like to... oh, dude! That's your daughter!"

I'll shove my hand up your.... (Below threshold)

I'll shove my hand up your.. Hey Kerry! Allawi says hello!

George Motions: "You see th... (Below threshold)

George Motions: "You see this guys fucking makeup? Must have come from windsurfing with the 'boys'".

While the rules of the deba... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

While the rules of the debate engagement expressly forbid the networks from showing the reaction expressions on each candidates face, neither side had the forethought to forbid this Salvador Dali likeness of the two.

Kerry: Hey, that chick's pr... (Below threshold)

Kerry: Hey, that chick's pretty hot! I think she's making eyes with me...

Bush: Why is Jenna barfing?

Bush: Dude, they know you'... (Below threshold)

Bush: Dude, they know you're full of shit....

Hey John? What's the capit... (Below threshold)

Hey John? What's the capital of Thailand?

- "Psssst....Don't forget t... (Below threshold)

- "Psssst....Don't forget to mention I served in Vietnam..."..."Iraq is NOT Vietnam you chucklehead....and your clothes smell like Teh-ray-zaaa..."

Senator Kerry, fresh from h... (Below threshold)

Senator Kerry, fresh from his manicure in South Beach, listens to instructions prior to last nights debate....

So why isn't anyone picking... (Below threshold)

So why isn't anyone picking up on this "Treblinka Square" gaffe by Kerry? Treblinka was a Nazi concentration camp, not a KGB archive location. Kerry was trying to sound knowledgeable about Russia, and as I see it, he just goofed.

Aha! He still has bronzing ... (Below threshold)

Aha! He still has bronzing cream on the back of his neck and behinds his ear.

How much is she worth?... (Below threshold)
Rick Anderson:

How much is she worth?

Bush: *psst* Hey Laura, can... (Below threshold)

Bush: *psst* Hey Laura, can we hire this clown for our wedding anniversary?

Keep staring at my daughter... (Below threshold)

Keep staring at my daughters like that and you'll be a test target for one of my new bunker busters

Bush: Yeah, you're right th... (Below threshold)

Bush: Yeah, you're right there John. Your lipstick does match BOTH Teresa's AND Laura's dress. You must be proud.

Fashion police! Over here!... (Below threshold)

Fashion police! Over here!! He's got pink lipstick with a red tie!

Yes, I wear foundation. Yes... (Below threshold)

Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot president destroy that. Fuck the president, I don't give a damn what he thinks.

Kerry: "You know, it’s hard... (Below threshold)

Kerry: "You know, it’s hard work to try to love her as best I can"

Bush: "Dude. Not funny..."

"...wow, would you look at ... (Below threshold)

"...wow, would you look at the bazoomers on her!"

Bush - John, you old son of... (Below threshold)

Bush - John, you old son of a bitch! How ya doin'? How do you feel about that call today? I mean the Dolphins! Fourth-and-three play on their 30 yard line with only 34 seconds to go!

Kerry - How do you think I feel? Betrayed, bewildered...

Uh oh, it's only been 45 mi... (Below threshold)

Uh oh, it's only been 45 minutes, and we're over 30 responses.... better knock it of people, Maha's gonna get pissy again!!!

Yes, George, my post-debate... (Below threshold)

Yes, George, my post-debate party will be at The Birdcage. Why do you ask?

W: "As soon as we get all ... (Below threshold)

W: "As soon as we get all this damn TV makeup stripped, wanna go for a beer?"

J with Shocked look: You take off the makeup?

I'm fixin' to turn you</... (Below threshold)

I'm fixin' to turn you into a puppet, son

Utah State University resea... (Below threshold)

Utah State University researcher finds photographic evidence that Bush and Kerry are secret lovers!

Story to break next week in “Weekly World News” and “60 Minutes”….

Kerry: You look so annoyed.... (Below threshold)

Kerry: You look so annoyed.

Bush: That's because you're annoying.

"I know pronounce you Presi... (Below threshold)

"I know pronounce you President and wife"

know=now... (Below threshold)


Got you by the balls now, w... (Below threshold)

Got you by the balls now, wanna learn what 'pre-emptive means?!

The two presidential candid... (Below threshold)

The two presidential candidates violate the debate rules, and the laws of physics, by occupying the same space at the same time.

Kerry:"See that pas... (Below threshold)

Kerry:"See that pasty looking guy in the third row"

Bush:"You mean the guy sucking his thumb and wearing and wearing ladies panties on his head?"

Kerry:"Yea thats the one" "He's the guy who told that when his wife goes out,he invites his friends over..and get this..they sit around in their underwear drinking beer,giggling, and entering caption contests !!!"

Bush:"Really???" "Why there should be a Constitutional ammendment against behavior like that."

Kerry:"Hey we finally AGREE on something".

John, let me rest my head o... (Below threshold)

John, let me rest my head on your shoulder.

Mmmm...it feels almost like Dick's.

ah.....so safe. I'm glad that debate thing is all overey wovery.


"Yore lips sure is purty. ... (Below threshold)

"Yore lips sure is purty. Back in Texas we use cowboy lip gloss to prevent chapped lips. You stick your finger in a cow pie and smear it on your smackers. Tain't cherry flavored like your's, but it sure as hell keeps you from lickin' em."

Bush: 500 mil?Kerry:... (Below threshold)

Bush: 500 mil?
Kerry: Know how they say money isn't everything? Somedays I agree.
Bush: Somedays not?
Kerry: You'd think...

Tsk. Tsk. Manicure, spray ... (Below threshold)

Tsk. Tsk. Manicure, spray tan, but no selson blue.

"First they paint him up an... (Below threshold)

"First they paint him up and now they're going to shove that fat film director's head... WHERE?"

GB: You know John after th... (Below threshold)

GB: You know John after this is all over, I could really use a good stiff drink!

JK: Sure George, just contact my secretary and she will setup a date for you in the library on January 4th.

GB: You know John after th... (Below threshold)

GB: You know John after this is all over, I could really use a good stiff drink!

JK: Sure George, just contact my secretary and she will setup a date for you in the library on January 4th.

Let me guess... the perfume... (Below threshold)

Let me guess... the perfume is French

Cripes Laura, I think he's ... (Below threshold)

Cripes Laura, I think he's wearing your shade of lipstick.

Try not to get any of that on my collar.

Can you believe there are people thinking of voting for this cross-dressing freak?

Kerry - "Oooh. Who is that kissable hunk?"
Bush - "That would be your running mate - what an appropriate label."

Bush - "Laura, are you absolutely positive I can't have the secret service just shoot this guy?"

Why, yes, Mr. President, I ... (Below threshold)

Why, yes, Mr. President, I DO know what a French whorehouse smells like. Why do you ask?

"Wow John, you still look l... (Below threshold)
Jim in Texas:

"Wow John, you still look life like even this close!"

Kerry thought balloon 'I've... (Below threshold)

Kerry thought balloon 'I've got that dress'

Bush: That was you a... (Below threshold)

Bush: That was you and you are wearing Chanel #5!

Both candidates stare froze... (Below threshold)

Both candidates stare frozen with lust and longing as the object of their ultimate desires walks by: a swing voter.

"Hey John, the cameras over... (Below threshold)

"Hey John, the cameras over here, behind you... aw hell, why start looking at them now?"

JK to noone in particular: ... (Below threshold)

JK to noone in particular: Dance? Would anyone like to daaaaance?

Fake tan: $159Mani... (Below threshold)

Fake tan: $159

Manicure: $75

New pink lipstick: $29

George to John: "Global Test......PRICELESS"

Asked by reporters in the B... (Below threshold)

Asked by reporters in the Bay area as to who might have the lead in the heretofore ignored Transvestite vote, John Kerry slyly replied, "Oh, I think you know who" before launching into the chorus of "Cabaret."

Well, smack my ass and call... (Below threshold)

Well, smack my ass and call me Trudy! That man's wearing "Lip Smackers".

The real reason Senator Ker... (Below threshold)

The real reason Senator Kerry won't sign Form 180 - Don't ask, don't tell.

kERRY: ...and I can't belie... (Below threshold)

kERRY: ...and I can't believe no one said A THING about my hair or my new tan for that matter, well at least I know I'm the prettiest one here, I can not WAIT to get out of these heels, they are killing my feet, hmmm, I wonder what John Edwards is doing, I have GOT to call him, tell him ALL ABOUT the debates, I wonder it if he watched, I know he watched, he knows how important to me it is, I see what HE thinks, I hope I won, ohhh, I don't know maybe I did, maybe , I know, maybe he can come over, we can do hair and make s'mores, I love s'mores, ooohh that Maureen Dowd looks soooo......

John Zogby reports that Ker... (Below threshold)

John Zogby reports that Kerry has now taken a 95-3 lead over George Bush in the 6'6"+ cross-dresser demographic.

But Bush's lead in the pissed-off redneck category holds at 80-11.

You realize that I'm going ... (Below threshold)

You realize that I'm going to kick your ass next month, don't you?

Bush to Kerry: "Are you oka... (Below threshold)

Bush to Kerry: "Are you okay, Feller?"

It's the wrong makeup, in t... (Below threshold)

It's the wrong makeup, in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I'm john Kerry, and I appro... (Below threshold)
Chris W.:

I'm john Kerry, and I approve making myself look like an asshole.

Kerry:"Sure I'll gi... (Below threshold)

Kerry:"Sure I'll give you a quick windsurfing lesson.Come a little closer.Now,you'll be the windsurf board and I'm the wind surfer."


Kerry:"Now I'll stand on your feet and balance myself."


Kerry:"Now,I grab hold of the mast and we patiently wait for a nice breeze to come along.

Bush:OK,"but I wish it would get here cause your hand is ice cold!"

Kerry's hair and make-up pe... (Below threshold)

Kerry's hair and make-up person was quickly shuffled out of the inner circle of his campaign like so many others on Kerry's campaign trail. When accused of putting on make-up like a mortician, the woman replied, "What else can I do with an undead Frankenstein-looking freak like that asshole?"

GW: Just as I thought; all... (Below threshold)

GW: Just as I thought; all facade and no evidence of backbone.

JK: Hope I can catch an endorsement from the Girlie-Man Makeup PAC. God, McGreevey looks hot tonite!

Kerry: Damn, that Edwards ... (Below threshold)

Kerry: Damn, that Edwards is sexy.

Bush: Damn, that Edwards is a dick.

Hey John. That look - the f... (Below threshold)

Hey John. That look - the fake tan and lipstick - it failed the global test.

God, John, that WAS you tha... (Below threshold)

God, John, that WAS you that farted

Oooohhhh Veronica Vaughn...... (Below threshold)

Oooohhhh Veronica Vaughn....so pretty...want to touch the hiney!

outa my way hippie... I hav... (Below threshold)

outa my way hippie... I have a country to run and a war to win , don't you have a peace march to attend?

Aren't you starring in Hair... (Below threshold)
Dean Satterlee:

Aren't you starring in Hairspray?

"Look at the rack on that b... (Below threshold)

"Look at the rack on that broad."

he's got his hand on my ass... (Below threshold)

he's got his hand on my ass, god now i know how edwards feels...

See how red my lips are fro... (Below threshold)

See how red my lips are from kissing Jaque Chirac's butt?

This Madam Tussaud's is a g... (Below threshold)

This Madam Tussaud's is a great place, Laura! This feller looks almost real!

Bush: "<a href="http://cade... (Below threshold)

Bush: "From Oompa Loompa to the French Manicurian Candidate, eh girly boy? he he hee"

Bush: My wife and daughters... (Below threshold)

Bush: My wife and daughters are so much hotter than yours.

Kerry: [sigh] Yeah, I know.

You've got a strategic gras... (Below threshold)

You've got a strategic grasp of the application of lip gloss Kerry, but you need to work on the tactics of tweezing. You look like a weany man!

Pssssst. Hey buddy, Wanna ... (Below threshold)

Pssssst. Hey buddy, Wanna buy an "O"?

Seriously, I understand that all people that are under the lights on tv have to put make up, but Kerry ought to fire his makeup girl for color incompetance.

That's a right purdy shade ... (Below threshold)

That's a right purdy shade of lip gloss ya got there Senator. But I think you shoulda left it on Edwards.

so the tan DOES stop right ... (Below threshold)

so the tan DOES stop right there...

From my two daughters: Moni... (Below threshold)

From my two daughters: Monika, 10: "Why is he wearing make-up?" Leanna, 11, "Because he's a Girlie Man!" (In her best Arnold voice)

Bush: You think Iraq is tou... (Below threshold)

Bush: You think Iraq is tough? My first week in office Helen Thomas tried to slip me the tongue.

John, it's not really any o... (Below threshold)
D Carter:

John, it's not really any of my business, but isn't this an odd time for Teresa to be posing for a Boobiethon photo?

Bush: "Where's that 'deacti... (Below threshold)
Eric Strobel:

Bush: "Where's that 'deactivate' button? That Data-fella from Star Trek had one back here somewheres."

(With apologies to Dick Van... (Below threshold)

(With apologies to Dick Van Dyke & Morey Amsterdam)

Boy! For 800 million bucks she could be a lot uglier than that!

Democracy: At least neit... (Below threshold)

Democracy: At least neither of these two kuckleheads wil rule for life.

Kerry: "George, I've tried... (Below threshold)

Kerry: "George, I've tried everything to get you to notice me...orange complexion, Botox treatments, manicured nails, nicely-coiffed 'doo, and lipstick. I can feel you're hard as a rock. Now that the debates are over, will you please come back to my room and let me show you that I really am a long, tall man?"

Bush: "John, that's my six-shooter you're feeling. If you so much as look at me the wrong way, I'll pump you full of lead where the sun don't shine. Botox men don't turn me on. Girlie men don't turn me on. And Noam Chomsky-loving anarchist men don't turn me on. Men simply don't turn me on. Do you get the message?

Bush: "I laughed so hard du... (Below threshold)

Bush: "I laughed so hard during Crocodile Dundee when you were hosting that party and Paul Hogan grabbed your crotch to see if you were really a woman. Man, that scene is seared into my memory."

W: "Now! Lehrer's not look... (Below threshold)
Randy P.:

W: "Now! Lehrer's not looking. Go-go-go. Grab the questions. I got your back."

W: "Now! Lehrer's not look... (Below threshold)
Randy P.:

W: "Now! Lehrer's not looking. Go-go-go. Grab the questions. I got your back."

W: "Now! Lehrer's not look... (Below threshold)
Randy P.:

W: "Now! Lehrer's not looking. Go-go-go. Grab the questions. I got your back."

W's checkin out my ass!! D... (Below threshold)
That said...:

W's checkin out my ass!! Damn I'm hot!

Senator Kerry answers Jim L... (Below threshold)

Senator Kerry answers Jim Lehrer's question about opening nuclear proliferation dialogue with notoriously 'kinky sex-crazed' North Korean leader Kim Jong Il, by stating he wants to start up one-on-one talks.......

John, let me rest my head o... (Below threshold)
Robert L.:

John, let me rest my head on your shoulder, because I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

John, let me rest my head o... (Below threshold)
Robert L.:

John, let me rest my head on your shoulder, because I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

Um, are all the comments/ca... (Below threshold)

Um, are all the comments/captions from homosexuals or what? Christ on a crutch, I have never seen so much fucking discussion of something so meaningless.

"his lips are shiny and colorful" omfg!!
It's like queer eye up in this hizzy.

The worst part is, Kerry's handlers WILL do something to change the color of his lips the next time, like the tan thing....which also seems to have upset the gay republican community. Girlfiend! I know you ain't been at the beach, so why you frontin'!? Can't get a tan like that in any of those swing states!

Sorry ladies, I've gotta go catch the presidential special on the E! channel...caio...


Unbelievable... There IS a... (Below threshold)

Unbelievable... There IS a big key back here, and it's going round and round....

"I just found the perfect p... (Below threshold)

"I just found the perfect place to cut off the Senator's head."

Funny, you don't SMELL like... (Below threshold)
jack rudd:

Funny, you don't SMELL like a woman...

In the O.J. Simpson court case, the prosecutor once whispered to the defense attorney that she wasn't wearing panties. This was just before his critical argument, and it was meant to distract him.

This picture shows Kerry trying to do something similar to Bush just as the debate was about to get under way. It's no wonder that Lehrer later asked Bush if Kerry was getting under his skin!


- "Ok Lurch...soon as these... (Below threshold)

- "Ok Lurch...soon as these dumb ass debates are over pull the limo around to the back door...and if you say anything about Vietnam I'll cut off your Botox allowence....."

"Can the press just leave u... (Below threshold)

"Can the press just leave us alone please. The debate hasn't started yet. We are still in the middle of rehearsing our lines."

Next week can we have this picture, pretty please.

KERRY CHAMELEON LYRICS</... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Couture Flub
(featuring: Boy John Kerry)

Denying Swiftvets with my lies all the way,
But I've got three purple hearts, what do you say,
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell more contradictions
I flip and go
I flop and go

Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
I flip and go
I flop and go
Lying is so easy, 'cause the truth would make 'em scream.
My record is clean
My record is clean

Don't you hear my wicked words every day
You've used my words against me, I heard you say
That my presence is an affliction,
but Teresa's money makes me strong
When we vote, you'll be gone forever
'been Pres. too long
'been Pres. too long

Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
I flip and go
I flop and go
Lying is so easy, 'cause the truth would make 'em scream.
World leaders like me
World leaders like me

Every day is Poll survival
You're my opponent, you're my rival
Every day is Poll survival
You're my opponent, you're my rival

I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell more contradictions
I flip and go
I flop and go

Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Kerry Chameleon
I flip and go
I flop and go
Lying is so easy, 'cause the truth would make me scream.
'Cause you're so mean
'Cause you're so mean

"It's OK John, They'll neve... (Below threshold)

"It's OK John, They'll never guess the truth. Your make-up looks great and the spare dress I have in the limo that will fit you fine"

Say is that Pumpkin scened ... (Below threshold)
Phil Dayton:

Say is that Pumpkin scened perfume your wearing Senator?

"Thereza was right...pink I... (Below threshold)

"Thereza was right...pink IS my color"

"Hmmmm...Thereza was right.... (Below threshold)

"Hmmmm...Thereza was right...pink IS my color"

"Hey John, let me have that... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Hey John, let me have that suit drycleaned for ya. I wouldn't want anything to surface later that might stain my otherwise unimpeachable reputation, if ya know what I mean."

Why is he so tall and why a... (Below threshold)

Why is he so tall and why am I so short?

KERRY HORROR PICTURE SHO... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

(Act 1, Scene 5)
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.

Terry McAuliffe stated toda... (Below threshold)

Terry McAuliffe stated today that the makeup artist hired by John Kerry's staff for Thursday's debate was really an operative planted by Karl Rove.....

'Why, yes, why don't you go ask Mr. Rove why Kerry looked so pleasing to the eye....'

Kerry: Oui, Oui, I look so... (Below threshold)

Kerry: Oui, Oui, I look so fine!
Bush: Jeez John, I can't take you anywhere! You're botoxed, tanned and manicured but you still have such awful dandruff!!

(from right to left)... (Below threshold)

(from right to left)

Kerry: "I've been consisten... (Below threshold)

Kerry: "I've been consistent in my..."

Bush: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

Sniff..."Is that C... (Below threshold)


"Is that Chanel #9?..."

Kerry: "i'm too sexy for th... (Below threshold)

Kerry: "i'm too sexy for this job, too sexy for this job, i'm too sexy"

Bush: "i'm too busy for this fool, too busy for this fool, i'm too busy to debate this fool!"

Kerry:"Just accept ... (Below threshold)

Kerry:"Just accept the applause,and let the asshole's believe we ARE the Righteous Brothers".

Bush:"But isn't the shorter guy dead?"


Dude looks like a lady!!</p... (Below threshold)
Dean Satterlee:

Dude looks like a lady!!

Who was the "asshat" that p... (Below threshold)

Who was the "asshat" that put my beautiful wife and daughters on the opposite side of the stage? Now I have to go behind this big ugly galluup who doesn't have the courtesy to let me pass in front of him...Kerry looking at Laura Bush and the two daughters going "Yeah, right bitch, just cause I said something nice about you doesn't mean I really meant it."


Anonymous - Kevin did pick ... (Below threshold)

Anonymous - Kevin did pick up on it.
Bullwinckle - that's hysterical.
Chris Fenison - very funny.
Tony - so true.
Desperado - Global Test - is priceless; still have no clue as to what that means.
Steve Macklin - still love that one.
Then I got too dizzy going up and down, cracking up.
Love this stuff - but honestly,Kerry has no respect. Seriously, Bush shook his hand, patted him on the shoulder and then Kerry goes and walks in front of him. He never does anything right - he doesn't even get the answers right.

Dang ... there is no way I ... (Below threshold)

Dang ... there is no way I am going to be the first president to lose to a woman ...

Come Igor! The lightning is... (Below threshold)
Steve Cormier:

Come Igor! The lightning is ready!

Hmmm...nice lipstick they p... (Below threshold)
Steve Cormier:

Hmmm...nice lipstick they put on that pig.

Bush: What's Kerry's wife d... (Below threshold)

Bush: What's Kerry's wife doing? She looks like she's about to have a hissy fit.

Kerry: Sit DOWN woman! Damnit, she'd better not go over there and say something to Jim....

Those lips... I'm think I'... (Below threshold)

Those lips... I'm think I'm going to Miyazawa!

Labia and Dubya.... (Below threshold)

Labia and Dubya.

Those lips. Chirac's ass. ... (Below threshold)

Those lips. Chirac's ass.

"Senator, off the record, d... (Below threshold)

"Senator, off the record, did Teddy give you driving directions to Chappaquiddick yet?"

"Just a Gigolo Pink" really... (Below threshold)

"Just a Gigolo Pink" really IS your color, Senator.

Personal ad: "Saucy six-fou... (Below threshold)

Personal ad: "Saucy six-four transvestite seeks intermediate length relationship with fabulously wealthy heiress. Less than nine figures need not respond."

President Bush and Senator ... (Below threshold)

President Bush and Senator Kerry conceal their irritation with Kevin Aylward in announcing the Weekend Caption Contest winners... (oops, I mean, irritation with Jim Lehrer in announcing the winner of the presidential debate....)

<a href="http://wizbangblog... (Below threshold)

Winners announced. Comments are now closed.






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