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Dick Cheney's Shock And Awe

No doubt you've heard about the news picture of Vice President Dick Cheney that leaves little to the imagination.


In case you missed it here's a little background from Milwaukee Magazine:

Joining Vice President Dick Cheney's motorcade in Green Bay, Milwaukee Journal Sentinel photographer Dale Guldan hoped to capture a unique image during an otherwise scripted campaign visit in September.

Did he ever.

[...] The normally serious Cheney flashed a winning smile for Borkin, and Guldan snapped an attention-grabbing photo that would later be chosen for the front page of the paper's September 11 Metro section.

Guldan got a call from a reader the next day. "Did you notice anything unusual about that picture?," the reader asked.

Upon closer inspection, it seems the vice president's smile was not his biggest, ahem, asset. Is that what we think it is?

"You're not imagining it,"Guldan says of the unintentionally revealing photo.

What you probably haven't seen, until now, is that actual picture from the paper. That's about to change...




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Comments (53)

wow....I wonder how many "D... (Below threshold)

wow....I wonder how many "Dick" jokes we're going to get.

Poor Richard.

Eh. It's clearly the straps... (Below threshold)

Eh. It's clearly the straps for his bulletproof vest.

I am having flashbacks to t... (Below threshold)

I am having flashbacks to that scene in Christmas Vacation where Clark and Eddie are shopping. Eddie's pants look about the same.

I've not been able to watch the movie again since I noticed that.

His batteries for his pacem... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

His batteries for his pacemaker slipped.

I guess it's true what they... (Below threshold)

I guess it's true what they say about bald guys.

It's a cell phone... (Below threshold)

It's a cell phone

That must be what they mean... (Below threshold)

That must be what they mean by "gravitas."

The real cause of his short... (Below threshold)

The real cause of his shortness of breath?

- Apparently the bypass wor... (Below threshold)

- Apparently the bypass worked ... No wonder his wife was smiling so brightly on FOX yesterday...

- With Powell bowing out the way is clear for Condi Rice... She's shown interest in both State and Defense... No doubt the Pres. would give her Air Force one if she asked for it.....

It's a poorly tailored pair... (Below threshold)

It's a poorly tailored pair of suit pants. Our tailors are going to need some talking to. Right after we get them their green cards....

Erm...uummmm...hhmmm...<br ... (Below threshold)

whoa! I've never been at a loss for words before!



Forget Cheney's package, ch... (Below threshold)

Forget Cheney's package, check out the guy's ass in white.

SHOCK AND AWE!!... (Below threshold)


I don't think Dick Cheney i... (Below threshold)

I don't think Dick Cheney is going to get pissed off. I'd just politely nod, smile and get busy w/ my wife.

I'd be kinda worried if I w... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

I'd be kinda worried if I was that guy he's looking at.

That is no ear of corn! He ... (Below threshold)

That is no ear of corn! He is just another Nebraska boy.

They don't call him Richard... (Below threshold)

They don't call him Richard, now do they?

From Sixteen Candles -... (Below threshold)

From Sixteen Candles -

No more yankee my wankee, the donger need food!

I'm speechless too!... (Below threshold)

I'm speechless too!

Maybe this will finally set... (Below threshold)

Maybe this will finally settle the great debate, Republicans ARE bigger. :D

Come to think of it I don't... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Come to think of it I don't ever think I've seen a picture of Lynne frowning.

Hey you should have had a s... (Below threshold)

Hey you should have had a special "caption contest" just for this photo.

Mysterious "hump" scandal v... (Below threshold)

Mysterious "hump" scandal version 2.0.

This time they'll claim it's a front bone.

Four hours later his Levitr... (Below threshold)

Four hours later his Levitra keeps going and going and going...

Aw. Robert Crawford made my... (Below threshold)

Aw. Robert Crawford made my joke for me hours and hours ago.

Brings a more detailed mean... (Below threshold)

Brings a more detailed meaning (even if not new) of the t-shirts I've seen republican supporters wear that say "Hung Like a Republican"

Christopher Cross:... (Below threshold)

Christopher Cross:



Suzy,Nice to see B... (Below threshold)


Nice to see BIRD back online.

Since the national average ... (Below threshold)
May the best man win:

Since the national average is 6", somewhere there's a Diminished Democrat, and the Roe Effect is obviously working in tandem with other, powerful forces. Ann Coulter was right that all the hot babes are conservatives, but she never said why.

"Big Time"... (Below threshold)

"Big Time"

Well, I always figured he h... (Below threshold)

Well, I always figured he had two brass ones -- apparently that's not all.

Maybe his daughter caught a... (Below threshold)

Maybe his daughter caught a glimpse of that thing when she was growing up, and it scared her off men forever.

I think we've just found ou... (Below threshold)

I think we've just found our next Secretary of State.

Cheney Doctrine: Speak sof... (Below threshold)

Cheney Doctrine: Speak softly but carry a big di... oh you get the picture!

I guess he does open his SP... (Below threshold)

I guess he does open his SPAM and those ads are true after all. Oh well, unlike Mr. Cheney, I can gladly say I ain't one to make the stallions jealous. I am perfectly average for a white boy.

Oh, I 'spose it is safe to ... (Below threshold)

Oh, I 'spose it is safe to say that despite bein' a 'publican, Cheney manages to still hang left.

Wow!... (Below threshold)


I know for sure that the pi... (Below threshold)

I know for sure that the picture is false (darn it) I knew Dick way back when ... he used to be a great party animal and lots of fun. Ah...the good old days. When did he get so nasty?

I know for sure that the pi... (Below threshold)

I know for sure that the picture is false (darn it) I knew Dick way back when ... he used to be a great party animal and lots of fun. Ah...the good old days. When did he get so nasty?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy go... (Below threshold)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Holy god... Gotta catch my breath. *whew* Well, my momma always said there were a lot of big dicks in politics...

No wonder the poor guy has ... (Below threshold)

No wonder the poor guy has heart problems. He looses 30% of his blood supply every time he gets a chubby...

Whatever Pfizer paid for Bo... (Below threshold)

Whatever Pfizer paid for Bob Dole's endorsement, this guy could get paid five times more.

No wonder they call this si... (Below threshold)
Steve Cormier:

No wonder they call this site 'Wizbang'

Hung like an elephant?... (Below threshold)
Steve Cormier:

Hung like an elephant?

HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

HOLY SMOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We shouldn't be TOO surprised, though; it's only liberal men who have modest endowments... Republican men are REAL men.

No wonder Dick didn't do th... (Below threshold)

No wonder Dick didn't do the twist.

<a href="http://www.senseso... (Below threshold)

Don't step on it! It might be Dick Cheney!

Where is started:<... (Below threshold)
No wonder the guy's got hea... (Below threshold)

No wonder the guy's got heart problems. Takes a lot of blood...

Hmmmmm. Maybe he should se... (Below threshold)

Hmmmmm. Maybe he should see if he can get Wonkette to convert to the Republican party...although she probably wouldn't be able to sit down for a while afterwards...

Well, it's alright, but not... (Below threshold)

Well, it's alright, but not as bit as Karen Hughes's.

It's alright, but not as BI... (Below threshold)

It's alright, but not as BIG as Karen Hughes's.






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