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Drugs make you stupid

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Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To Authorities

CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot!

A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.

Just think, they can drive, vote and breed too.


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Comments (5)

(slaps head) Oh, NOW I get ... (Below threshold)
Jay Tea:

(slaps head) Oh, NOW I get why it's called "dope!"


She can vote too? At 17?</p... (Below threshold)

She can vote too? At 17?

I guess it *IS* Florida...

thats great. that's about a... (Below threshold)

thats great. that's about as good as the guy that robbed the liquor store and showed his ID to the clerk to prove he was old enough to steal the beer...

Well, if this is indicative... (Below threshold)

Well, if this is indicative of Florida intellect, it explains why they had so much trouble voting 4 years ago.

They can also serve in the ... (Below threshold)

They can also serve in the military.






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