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Lloyd Grove Suicide Watch (Second Edition)

Pity poor Paris Hilton-less Lloyd Grove. The big Paris news of the day is that she was caught on videotape again, but this time it was for shoplifting (Quicktime) her own porno movie...

Hilton Investigated in Alleged Petty Theft

WEST HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (AP) - Paris Hilton is being investigated for suspicion of petty theft, authorities said. "There was an incident, and she is alleged to have taken something," sheriff's Deputy Steve Suzuki said without disclosing further details.

Calls to Hilton's publicist, Gina Hoffman, were not immediately returned.

On its Web site, the TV show "Celebrity Justice" posted a video of Hilton as she bought several magazines at a newsstand and was given change. It goes on to show her grabbing her infamous sex video and walking off with it.

Gerry Castro, an employee at Swing News in West Hollywood, told "Celebrity Justice" that Hilton became enraged after spotting the sex video "One Night in Paris" on sale at the newsstand.

"She threw her 80 cents change at me and took the video and said, 'I'm taking this and I'm not buying it,'" Castro told the show.

I can't blame Paris for not wanting to buy the video - it wasn't that good...

Previously: Lloyd Grove Suicide Watch (First Edition) - HILTON FLEES PARTY IN TEARS AFTER 'SEX' VIDEO AIRING


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Comments (8)

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Bill M:


Geez Kevin, do we have to do Paris here?

Did you buy the video Kevin... (Below threshold)

Did you buy the video Kevin???

Just wondering.

Who the hell cares about Pa... (Below threshold)

Who the hell cares about Paris Hilton??


She's just a damn slut!... (Below threshold)

She's just a damn slut!

I'm guessing she lost her o... (Below threshold)

I'm guessing she lost her original?

Seriously, she's not pretty nor smart so the sooner she fades away, the better.

Paris Hilton, "fades away?... (Below threshold)
Da Rabbi:

Paris Hilton, "fades away?"

Simply is NOT going to happen. The vacuity and NY arrogance coupled with natural good looks is absolutely perfect . We will watch with bated breath for the next photo slip or stupidity statement which will emanate from the cavernous emptiness of the poor girl's soul.

Luckily or unluckily, she will not fade away. She represents yet transcends "rich white trash."

Paris Hilton is a filthy wh... (Below threshold)
Rob Hackney:

Paris Hilton is a filthy whore if you ask me, with all the moral decency of an oversexed rabbit. And the same mental capacity too.

I hope she gets in some kind of accident that permanently disfigures her, preferably with acid, so we don't have to sit through her pathetic liberal media antics any longer.

I hope her metabolism slows... (Below threshold)

I hope her metabolism slows down and she gets fat.

Really fat...obese. Let's see the media go crazy over her then.






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