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JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank

JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Price: $19,999.95
Availability: Usually ships in 1-2 months from NAO Design

Carries cargo or a crew of up to five internally or on the roof.
Piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
6hp Tecumseh gasoline engine, top speed 40 mph.
Includes head/tail and turn signal lights, trim and underbody lighting.
400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.

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Product Description
The JL421 Badonkadonk is a completely unique, extremely rare land vehicle and battle tank. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch, thanks to special one-way steel mesh armor windows and a control stick that pivots up and down to allow piloting from the standing or seated positions. The interior is fully carpeted and cozy, with accent lighting and room for up to five people. A 400 watt premium sound system with PA is mounted to project sound both into the cabin and outward from behind the windows. The exterior is a steel shell with a rust patina, and features head and tail lights, turn signal lights, trim lighting, underbody lighting, fixed slats protecting the windows, and a unique industrial-strength rubberized flexible skirt that shields and protects the wheels to within an inch of the ground, while still allowing for enough flex to give clearance over bumpy and uneven terrain. Master power, ignition, all lighting, and stereo features are controlled from a single switchboard to the left of the driver, again accessible from either the seated or standing position. Standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph. This vehicle is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having it's own unique set of features. With your order is included unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price does not include shipping and handling.

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Comments (14)

You getting bored, Paul?</p... (Below threshold)

You getting bored, Paul?



I just thought it was funny... (Below threshold)

I just thought it was funny....

If someone told you could could buy a tank on Amazon, would you have believed them?

Sheesh! This looks more lik... (Below threshold)

Sheesh! This looks more like something straight out of STAR WARS!

is Dave Chappelle aware of ... (Below threshold)

is Dave Chappelle aware of this??

I wonder how well it holds ... (Below threshold)

I wonder how well it holds up compared to the VW Polo? ;-)

I be pimpin dat ride kewl</... (Below threshold)

I be pimpin dat ride kewl

Jesus, sounds like a playgr... (Below threshold)
Rob Hackney:

Jesus, sounds like a playground for rich liberal elites to play in. What will they think of to waste money on next??

But, Is it eligble for free... (Below threshold)
Joel B.:

But, Is it eligble for free Super Saver Shipping?!

LOL. Thats great. Think it ... (Below threshold)

LOL. Thats great. Think it has any weapons on board?

Who the hell on earth would... (Below threshold)

Who the hell on earth would be such an asshole to buy that big piece of shit ?!?!?!? DAAAMMMNN! !!

Hmmm. Give it about a 12-in... (Below threshold)

Hmmm. Give it about a 12-inch lift and some mud tires...

If it comes with R2D2 servi... (Below threshold)

If it comes with R2D2 serving drinks from the litte tray he's carrying, then it's a bahgahn.

This is not badonkadonk, it... (Below threshold)

This is not badonkadonk, it is like old French tank Le Maginot. Once were many Maginots, but this is replica, originals all blitzkreiged.

On the badonkadonk, it is funny, there is only in our dreaming of badonkadonk.

Why, thank you, Obi Wan ^^.... (Below threshold)

Why, thank you, Obi Wan ^^.






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