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Continuing the 'Gone Wild' Theme

It's started to snow again so I've got to hit the highways before all hell breaks loose. I can't do these two strange stories justice, so just go read them...

Politicians Gone Wild

Prom Dresses Gone Wild


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That porn errr prom dress i... (Below threshold)

That porn errr prom dress is insane. It seemed to me that the model had flopped out of it and needed an airbrush to cover up the naughty bits.

I'd still hit it! ;¬)... (Below threshold)
Opinionated Vogon:

I'd still hit it! ;¬)

John Ford is the uncle of U... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

John Ford is the uncle of US Rep Harold Ford, Jr. and the brother of Ford's daddy, the former US Rep from Memphis. The family business (a funeral home/cemetary) has been investigated in the past for burying multiple people in the same grave, stacking them up like cord wood. The elder Harold Ford was famous for making a statement after his final election where he said, "I drove around East Memphis and wrote down the addresses of you white devils that had my opponents sign in your yard. You better not contact me for help with anything." He retired before his next election and let his son (who had never held a job) follow in his footsteps.

John Ford's illegitimate children antics are legendary in Memphis. He was the clerk of the circuit court in Shelby County and managed to convince the judges in the various paternity cases to not require mandatory child support payments. He told them that he promised to make sure that the children were taken care of. He did. He hired both of the women to work in his office for salaries far above their education and experience. In one case, he hired the woman to work as his head computer honcho at a salary of over $45,000 a year when she had no computer skills and barely a high school education. When he was exposed, he managed to duck and dodge the bullets somehow.

Oh, and that prom dress can make you sweat even in Antarctica.

I think the model put the d... (Below threshold)
tee bee:

I think the model put the dress on backwards. that's definitely a cute peek-a-boo back.

Can you imagine if it came ... (Below threshold)

Can you imagine if it came in plus sizes?

Dammit, I KNEW I should hav... (Below threshold)

Dammit, I KNEW I should have blogged about boobies instead...

Somebody is getting lucky a... (Below threshold)
Justin B:

Somebody is getting lucky at prom. If my date showed up with a dress like that, I would borrow my dad's van instead of rent a limo. All prom dresses look the same anyway when they are wadded up in a ball on the floor of the car.

That's gotta be the most us... (Below threshold)

That's gotta be the most user-friendly dress I've ever seen designed for a 16 year old. Maybe it's for theme based proms, like "Hookers of the Future" or maybe even "I'm Ho-K, You're OK!"

Yeesh. I feel dirty just f... (Below threshold)

Yeesh. I feel dirty just for looking at that photo (and I'm a woman). Why am I certain that the photographer found an over-18 model, just to be on the safe side of the child pornography laws?

If I ever see a girl dressed like that, I'm going to point and laugh, in the hopes that, when embarassed, she'll run home and change into something that doesn't make her look like a call girl. She'll thank me for it later.

How can a girl walk in that... (Below threshold)
Nichole Kazmin:

How can a girl walk in that thing, much less dance? One step and your breasts are flapping in the breeze.

How do you sit in that, dar... (Below threshold)

How do you sit in that, dare I call it, dress? As soon as you do, you create slack in the strips of material.

tape. you'd definitely tape... (Below threshold)
tee bee:

tape. you'd definitely tape it. to your back.

Wibble. ... (Below threshold)


Actually, you would use adh... (Below threshold)

Actually, you would use adhesive skin spray on your nipples.

Careful women, you're logis... (Below threshold)

Careful women, you're logistics discussions are very 'interesting'...

I'm about to ruin everybody... (Below threshold)

I'm about to ruin everybody's fun with this thread...

the website says the dress comes in sizes up to 30. Visualize that in your dreams tonight.

So, about the right size fo... (Below threshold)

So, about the right size for Michael Moore, then?

Janette: I suspec... (Below threshold)


I suspect that little dress is/will be quite popular with the drag queens.

Boy, this is sure going to ... (Below threshold)

Boy, this is sure going to kill the mood for, Henry!

What tee bee said. If you c... (Below threshold)
Jim Bennett:

What tee bee said. If you compare the front-and-back pictures of the dress on the seller's website with the picture in the NY Post article linked by Kevin, it sure looks like she's wearing it back-to-front. Not that it's a whole lot more modest worn right-side-to, but some, anyway.

[sarc] You don't think the Post would have photographed a model wearing a dress back-to-front just to stir up talk and sell papers, do you? Nah, not their style. [/sarc]

Giminy...that information a... (Below threshold)

Giminy...that information about Ford...I had no idea.

How in the Sam Hill can people like many among Democrats get elected TO THE SENATE?!? I cannot figure out the process.

This makes Ford's Q&A from a day or so ago on FOX News, being asked if he was considering a run for the Presidency, this story just makes him and that question seem so...so...much like a Democrat. Giminy, he seems like trash. Pretty trash, but trash.

If your date wears that dre... (Below threshold)
Jack Tanner:

If your date wears that dress you go directly to the motel.

Jim: You're a real fashion... (Below threshold)

Jim: You're a real fashion detective. You found the dress marked down from $495 to $238

it must be a knock-up. I me... (Below threshold)
tee bee:

it must be a knock-up. I mean a knock-off.

'How can a girl walk in tha... (Below threshold)
Jack Tanner:

'How can a girl walk in that thing, much less dance?'

Who cares?

'One step and your breasts are flapping in the breeze.'

I think that's the point.

-S-,The way the Ford... (Below threshold)
Steve L.:

The way the Ford's keep getting elected is that their constituency is 60% minority. I suppose the worst black candidate is better than the best white candidate any day.

> The way the Ford's keep g... (Below threshold)

> The way the Ford's keep getting elected is that their constituency is 60% minority.

It sounds like in a few years 60% of his constituency will be his own offspring...

Julie I just think of you a... (Below threshold)

Julie I just think of you and it brings it all back ;-)






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