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Winston Churchill once allegedly stated that the Royal Navy's greatest traditions were rum, sodomy, and the lash.

According to this story, all they're missing now is the lash.

You may commence with the "seamen" jokes, the "going down with the ship" jokes, the "dive! dive! dive!" jokes, and the like.



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Comments (19)

Where can you find pleasure... (Below threshold)

Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure,
learn science, technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
on the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly, play in sports or skindive,
study oceanography?
Sign up for the big band or sit in the grand stand
when your team and others meet.

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

Ah, and no cannabalism. <br... (Below threshold)

Ah, and no cannabalism.
HT to Monty Python

"There is no cannibalism in the British navy, absolutely none, and when
I say none, I mean there is a certain amount." - Sir John Cunningham

Janette: you forgot the res... (Below threshold)

Janette: you forgot the rest of the refrain:

They want you! They want you! They want you as a new recruit!

Macker: You're right, I mis... (Below threshold)

Macker: You're right, I missed the most relevent part!

"Lower the periscope and fi... (Below threshold)

"Lower the periscope and fire one"- Dan Rather overheard whilst in CBS' restroom.....

I'm a dedicated muffdiver m... (Below threshold)

I'm a dedicated muffdiver myself seeking the elusive bearded clam....

Where else can you rise to ... (Below threshold)
Master of None:

Where else can you rise to the title of "Rear Admiral"

Now I feel somewhat vindica... (Below threshold)

Now I feel somewhat vindicated for my “Run Silent, Run Deep Throat” movie title from last week.

Jay, any chance I can be retroactively upgraded from my dis-honorable mention to an honorable mention? Maybe in a “Life Imitates Art” category?

I know I had a 'Poop Deck" ... (Below threshold)

I know I had a 'Poop Deck" joke around here somewhere.... I just don't know where I put it. Damn. Doncha just hate when that happens.

Smithers: "I think women an... (Below threshold)
Chris W.:

Smithers: "I think women and seamen don't mix."

C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think."

Marty, maybe it fell into t... (Below threshold)

Marty, maybe it fell into the bathwater...

From what I've heard "It ai... (Below threshold)

From what I've heard "It ain't gay underway."

"Blow the man.........down?... (Below threshold)

"Blow the man.........down?"

Butt Pirate... (Below threshold)

Butt Pirate

In the Navy, we have made a... (Below threshold)

In the Navy, we have made a new plan,
In the Navy, you can make it with a man,
In the Navy, you can smoke a lot of dope,
In the Navy, just don't bend over for the soap,
In the Navy,we sing the national anthum,
In the Navy, you can take it up the bum,

We want you, We want you,
We want you, and your a*****e, too!

New British Navy recruitmen... (Below threshold)

New British Navy recruitment ad:
"Join the Navy. Take showers with dozens of men and get paid for it."

New British Navy Motto:
"The British Navy - Where Mates really are mates."

[email protected]:<p... (Below threshold)

[email protected]:

It's not your assholes that we're interested in. We're all bottoms, so it's your big cock that we really crave. Join up, baby!

Unfotunately the rum ration... (Below threshold)

Unfotunately the rum ration went out in the 1960s. Replaced with a beer ration. Father was most upset.

At first I thought you attr... (Below threshold)

At first I thought you attributed the quote to Ward Churchill. I actually had to return to this blog to re-read it. I think I'm overloaded with current events. agh.







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