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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

Last weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ languished without a winner, a situation that was entirely my fault. With Condi's fashion sense in the news today it's a perfect opportunity to finally publish the winning entries for this picture:

Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice pauses during a program celebrating African American History month at the State Department on Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 in Washington. Rice is the first African American woman to hold the title of Secretary of State. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

1) (Kathleen) - "You think the DNC could get this many people of intelligence into a single room?"

2) (Rodney Dill) - "Not shown in Picture: Ted Kennedy choking on a dinner roll."

3) (Jay Tea) - "...and as of this moment, ANYONE who uses the phrase 'like white on Rice' will face SEVERE legal penalties."

Honorable Mention

4) (Hesa Indepodium) - "GEORGE! Stop that! I'm trying to give a speech!"

5) (Fustian) - "Condi shares a stage with all of the black Clinton cabinet members."

6) (D. Carter) - "Howard Dean is vanquished by the 'kitchen help.'"

Until 10 minutes from now...


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Comments (11)

Kneel before Zog.... (Below threshold)
Literally Retarded:

Kneel before Zog.

"Thank you, and yes, Ted Ra... (Below threshold)
Salt Lick:

"Thank you, and yes, Ted Rall's skin looks wonderful on that wall."

What? No, "I find your lack... (Below threshold)

What? No, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

[offstage] "ack, corgle, ack"

I really like those boots from the other day. Hopefully Condi will run for Pres in that outfit. Not dominatrix in the least, just elegant and powerful style - the velvet hammer.

Hob, I wholeheartedly agree... (Below threshold)

Hob, I wholeheartedly agree... decided I would buy my wife some of them boots.....

Im sorry, but I must protes... (Below threshold)

Im sorry, but I must protest the outcome of this week's Caption Contest. This Ted Kennedy joke is a long standing classic. It can be told in almost any situation and still remain moderately funny. For proof of this status, look into past weeks contests, this joke is applicable to just about every one of them and everyone should give a chuckle. To say that it deserves a #2 ranking over the "white on rice" joke is a bit... dishonest...

Perhaps dishonest is a bit harsh, but this outcome gives me a sick feeling. A feeling like that poor dinner roll must must have had when it realized it was stuck in that puffy, greasy, fat head.

Is it the 26th already? </... (Below threshold)

Is it the 26th already?

Why not change the name to ... (Below threshold)

Why not change the name to "week-long caption contest?"


I am smarter than every Dem... (Below threshold)
Chris W.:

I am smarter than every Democrat in the United States put together, and I'm DAMN proud of it!

Schwerv, Yea, but, what was... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Schwerv, Yea, but, what was not said in the caption was that Condi threw the dinner roll.

Thanks Kevin

Am I the only one that thin... (Below threshold)
John S:

Am I the only one that thinks she is a very sexy woman?

Wow, I finally won one! Tha... (Below threshold)

Wow, I finally won one! Thanks, Kevin! (and that $20 will be on the way shortly)






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