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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ covered fertile territory for regulars of the Weekend Caption Contest. There were many excellent entries, but these are the ones I've judged as the best - you're mileage may vary. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

In the rotunda of the U.S. Capitol, President Bush pays tribute to the late baseball legend Jackie Robinson, the first black baseball player to break major league baseball's racial barrier by joining the Brooklyn Dodgers in 1947, in Washington, Wednesday, March 2, 2005. Bush's former rival in the 2004 presidential race, Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., the sponsor of the legislation to honor Robinson, listens at left. Robinson's widow, Rachel, accepted the Congressional Gold Medal in honor of Robinson's achievements on and off the baseball diamond. (AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite)

1) (Duffer) - "God, wish I'd voted for it after I voted for it"

2) (Salt Lick) - "...and so Laura and I talked about it, and I thought I'd surprise Senator Kerry, because no one would be a better bunny for the White House Easter egg roll, absolutely no one."

3) (Stephen Macklin) - "I've got time for one more question. Where's that Gannon fellow who asks the easy ones?"

Honorable Mention

4) (bullwinkle) - "As the vanquished Kerry looked on at the victorious Bush he wondered if somehow, someday the secret stem cell research Teresa was funding would grow a spine for him comparable to Bush's. He was sure with such a spine honesty and decency would be his, then he could launch another run for the White House..."

5) (sortapundit) - "No matter how hard John squeezed the trigger, the bomb refused to detonate. This was the worst suicide bombing ever."

6) (Hodink) - "Those are my principles. If you don't like them, you had your chance to elect Schnoodle over there."

Until next Friday...


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Comments (5)

That's totally ludicrous, H... (Below threshold)

That's totally ludicrous, Helen! Let me be absolutely clear on that subject:

The US does not have a miniaturisation ray, nor is it working on one.

"Realizing that concealing ... (Below threshold)

"Realizing that concealing a miniature microphone between his shoulder blades was much too obvious, President Bush tests the new ass version."

"Realizing that this post w... (Below threshold)

"Realizing that this post was intended to announce the contest winners, and not to solicit captions, Michael slinks away with his tail between his legs in obvious embarrassment."

Duffer, who never wins anyt... (Below threshold)

Duffer, who never wins anything, is stunned - gobsmacked - and very grateful indeed. He also thinks that sortapundit 's entry was far better than his......

Ha Ha, Schnoodle -- I love... (Below threshold)

Ha Ha, Schnoodle -- I love it.






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