« A Day Late and a Dollar Short | Main | A tech idea whose time has come? »

Uh, no Coke. Pepsi.


If you're old enough you're probably thinking, "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger..."

That's receipt for a 4 patty cheeseburger with 16 extra patties added on at In-And-Out Burger. Of course you'll want to see what the burger looks like, and if the human garbage disposal who ordered it can eat it won't you? [p0wn3d]

[Observant readers may note that there's a Coke on that receipt. A lesser known, later edition of the SNL Cheeseburger bit had the two reversed as, "no Pepsi. Coke." for a punch line...]


Listed below are links to weblogs that reference Uh, no Coke. Pepsi.:

» shab00ty's madness abounding surrounding you... linked with THE ORIGINAL SUPER-SIZE ME

Comments (32)

I'll never be able to go to... (Below threshold)

I'll never be able to go to In-n-Out again without picturing this! Help!

I'll never date another Pat... (Below threshold)

I'll never date another Patty again.

<a href="http://www.h... (Below threshold)
"As God is my witness, as G... (Below threshold)

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."


Yeesh! The comments are eve... (Below threshold)

Yeesh! The comments are even worse. These people make the Bush haters seem like mary Poppins.

Sort of hypocritical for th... (Below threshold)

Sort of hypocritical for the Brits to insult our food. I've seen what they eat over there.

Did someone tell <a href="h... (Below threshold)

Did someone tell Meryl yet? The The Third Annual International Eat an Animal for PETA Day is coming next week.

I didn't read a word, but m... (Below threshold)

I didn't read a word, but merely looked at the pictures. That kid looks an awful lot like a minor … which means Child Protective Services needs to be notified immediately.

Though by far the best part of the series of photos was the shot with the In-n-Out employee openly pointing and laughing. "Ha ha! You die of heart disease! Ha ha!"

That is just wrong!!!!! Ho... (Below threshold)

That is just wrong!!!!! How can anyone possibly eat all that???

"Well, there goes my appeti... (Below threshold)

"Well, there goes my appetite... for the next year!"

One of the commentors did t... (Below threshold)

One of the commentors did the math ...

640 grams of FAT. Now stop and think about that for
a second ...

.... that is 23 ozs of PURE FAT. If you poured that in
your toilet and flushed it ... it would NOT flush again. At least not until the plumber had left.

I never have In-and-Out anyway, but I ain't never
gonna be able to eat there again now.

I am guessing it is either ... (Below threshold)

I am guessing it is either some sort of college prank or a kid with too much time/money on his hands. And no, I don't think the nanny state needs to come in and rescue the boy, but good god, I would hate to be his heart in another 30 years.

<a href="http://www.googlet... (Below threshold)
RE: Aaron's Rantblog's post... (Below threshold)

RE: Aaron's Rantblog's post (March 11, 2005 01:12 AM)

This reads like a Marxist's sandwich.

Anyhoo, this boy really should consider adding more protein to his diet... maybe top off the next one with some chili, bacon, and spam, spam, spam, spam. Oh, and the proverbial Diet Pepsi (it has not so much spam in it).

Aaron,Sorry buddy.... (Below threshold)


Sorry buddy. I commented without following your link. Duh. I guess you're aware of your Che reference already... but if you're not, I hate to be the one to tell you that a Marxist gremlin has hijacked your noun and is holding it for ransom. Maybe Sgrena can help you get in touch with her financiers and come to a peaceful resolution. (BTW, is that shirt bulletproof?)

I love it! Good red meat! T... (Below threshold)
Rod Stanton:

I love it! Good red meat! That is why my ancestors got me to the top of the food chain!

Thanks Kevin..you just ruin... (Below threshold)
Bucky Katt:

Thanks Kevin..you just ruined breakfast.

BTW-12:31AM posting time? You aren't suffering from insomnia are you? Looking at this won't help. It would more likely give you nightmares.


What? No chips?... (Below threshold)

What? No chips?

My favorite episode was wit... (Below threshold)

My favorite episode was with Walter Mathau (hope I spelled that right). He was a Coca Cola sales rep who thought he had talked Bill Murray's character into using Coke instead of Pepsi. Bill Murray's character didn't speak English, he just nodded his head whenever someone spoke to him.

I live in Kansas now and I miss In-n-Out Burger sooooo much!!!
Del Taco too!

HE SHOULD SUE FOR HIS OBESI... (Below threshold)



Looks like one of Oliver Wi... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Looks like one of Oliver Willis's quick snacks to hold him over 'til supper.

My God, it's The Accordian ... (Below threshold)

My God, it's The Accordian Burger! Could be a funny setting if you were throwing a party, though.

Having that small of a drin... (Below threshold)

Having that small of a drink just can't be healthy.

And I'm with Aaron, this is the Intn'l Eat An Animal For PETA Day EXTREME poster child.

And now we know where Micha... (Below threshold)

And now we know where Michael Moore was on August 23, 2003 (like we cared).

Dude, I knew that Atkins ha... (Below threshold)

Dude, I knew that Atkins had gotten out of hand, but...

I agree with Dodo David - S... (Below threshold)

I agree with Dodo David - SNL skit was always "cheburger, cheburger, cheeps, cheeps, coke, coke"

He looks like that guy from... (Below threshold)

He looks like that guy from New Jersey who
lip syncs foreign songs on his web cam.

Just looking at those pictu... (Below threshold)

Just looking at those pictures makes me feel full on an empty stomach. 'Scuse me while I go chug some Pepto.

Via linkage, Baghdad Bob's ... (Below threshold)

Via linkage, Baghdad Bob's Cafe Press shop is fabulous.

After seeing that.........I... (Below threshold)

After seeing that.........I think I'll have a salad.

That is so disgusting!!!!!!... (Below threshold)

That is so disgusting!!!!!!


Check out the comments on t... (Below threshold)

Check out the comments on that post. Who'd have thunk there'd be so much anti-Americanism on a burger post?






Follow Wizbang

Follow Wizbang on FacebookFollow Wizbang on TwitterSubscribe to Wizbang feedWizbang Mobile


Send e-mail tips to us:

[email protected]

Fresh Links


Section Editor: Maggie Whitton

Editors: Jay Tea, Lorie Byrd, Kim Priestap, DJ Drummond, Michael Laprarie, Baron Von Ottomatic, Shawn Mallow, Rick, Dan Karipides, Michael Avitablile, Charlie Quidnunc, Steve Schippert

Emeritus: Paul, Mary Katherine Ham, Jim Addison, Alexander K. McClure, Cassy Fiano, Bill Jempty, John Stansbury, Rob Port

In Memorium: HughS

All original content copyright © 2003-2010 by Wizbang®, LLC. All rights reserved. Wizbang® is a registered service mark.

Powered by Movable Type Pro 4.361

Hosting by ServInt

Ratings on this site are powered by the Ajax Ratings Pro plugin for Movable Type.

Search on this site is powered by the FastSearch plugin for Movable Type.

Blogrolls on this site are powered by the MT-Blogroll.

Temporary site design is based on Cutline and Cutline for MT. Graphics by Apothegm Designs.

Author Login

Terms Of Service

DCMA Compliance Notice

Privacy Policy