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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured none other than the ever-so-trashy Britney Spears. There was lots of Britney news (rumors of pregnancy again) out there, but most went the cheap and easy route (much like Britney herself) for guffaws. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

Britney Spears poolside - March 2005

1) (wavemaker) - "Yuk -- who is that fat slut with the cig in her mouth??? OMFG, it's ME!!!"

2) (Aaron's Rantblog) - "Damned kabbalah didn't help me get rid of 3 of my 4 chins."

3) (dooley) - "Hay Kay-vun, thuh hint for five acrosst sayz, 'washed up skank...' Its two wurdz and starts wif B-R-I-T and endz wif E-A-R-S."

Honorable Mention

4) (CGHill) - "Hmmm. Where can I get one of those 'feeding tubes' I'm always hearing about?"

5) (Mike) - "South Beach diet my ass! I've been here 2 weeks and haven't lost a pound!"

6) (Mark L) - "I swear, next year it's back to the top of the FHM List!"

Dishonorable Mention

For an image we really shouldn't be forced to imagine...

(Brian) - "Hmm...Dick Cheney....yummy.... Dammit, now I have to go change my bikini bottom."

Until next Friday...


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Comments (10)

THAT is Brittany Spears? Ha... (Below threshold)

THAT is Brittany Spears? Had no clue.


I dunno, I think she looks ... (Below threshold)

I dunno, I think she looks kinda hot with some meat on her bones. I always thought she looked scrawny - like a little girl. Now she looks like a real woman. "Juicy, Junior, reaaaal juicy."

i bet her pooty smells weir... (Below threshold)
dig it:

i bet her pooty smells weird

like tomato soup

i have been with several bible-belter girls who turned into sluts and their pooties smelled like tomato soup

You two guys are gross.... (Below threshold)

You two guys are gross.

I didn't know who the picture was of when I saw it but you two are gross trolls.


The winners of this caption... (Below threshold)

The winners of this caption are also rude and gross, Kevin - how can you accept answers like that? Men are so disgusting.


<a href="http://www.awfulpl... (Below threshold)
Ray Midge:

Here's a little somethin' a different photo that day at the beach revealed.

Ray Midge, check <a href="h... (Below threshold)

Ray Midge, check this out, what is the truth?

Henry: The mystery deepens... (Below threshold)
Ray Midge:

Henry: The mystery deepens.

One thing is certain, however, if you look at my photo comparison: the girl is smart enough to be able to hang onto a pair of sunglasses for more than 2 weeks. With that alone, she's already smarter than me. Give the girl credit.

Yeesh. You can take the tr... (Below threshold)

Yeesh. You can take the trash out of the trailor but you can't take the trailor out of the trash.

Or something like that.

Her legs are still super se... (Below threshold)

Her legs are still super sexy even with some extra meat.






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