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Britney Spears Makes It Official - She's Pregnant

This evening Britney and Kevin "Cletus" Federline announced the worst kept secret in the world on her redesigned web site:

Dear Fans.

The time has come to share our wonderful news that we are
expecting our first child together. There are reports that I was in the
hospital this weekend, Kevin and I just want everyone to know that all is
well. Thank you for your thoughts and prayers.

Love Britney and Kevin

Congratulations to Federlines. As much as we delight in mocking Britney and her hayseed husband, now that Fetus Spears has been confirmed it seems like a good time to make a peace offering. In lieu of a present Wizbang will henceforth be retiring our all time favorite Britney picture.

Related: The Official Blog of Fetus Spears


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Comments (13)

You think THAT photo is bad... (Below threshold)

You think THAT photo is bad? There's a show called something like "Celebs Without Makeup" that has shots of her with a face full of big pimples... she'd scare dogs away from a meat wagon, lol.

At least she's married. Per... (Below threshold)

At least she's married. Perhaps if proud papa Letterman gets hitched I'll watch his show again.

I don't understand why you ... (Below threshold)

I don't understand why you posted a picture of Leona Helmsley to accompany the story about Britney Spears.

Britney pregnant? Oh good, ... (Below threshold)

Britney pregnant? Oh good, this means that she'll have to give up her lewd bumping and grinding performances for awhile.

With any luck, she'll gain also 40-50 pounds she won't be able to lose afterwards. Not to mention stretch marks.

Is that Leona Helmsley? I t... (Below threshold)

Is that Leona Helmsley? I thought it was Sherman Helmsley.

With a back-up dancer</i... (Below threshold)

With a back-up dancer?

Man, that's just nasty...

She's pregnant?Loo... (Below threshold)

She's pregnant?

Looks like she just swallowed....

He dumped the last pregnant... (Below threshold)

He dumped the last pregnant woman of his. I don't think he married little pop-queen-MILF-In-training to settle down.

Should be finding him on the arm of another party girl soon...

But why is Tammy Faye Baker... (Below threshold)

But why is Tammy Faye Baker upset about it, and why is her picture in this psot?

Pray for the child(ren).</p... (Below threshold)
Old Coot:

Pray for the child(ren).

Are you kidding me here? Th... (Below threshold)

Are you kidding me here? That looks more like her Mom than her. That can't be Britney....OMG that's awful....That's not possible that this is she.

My god, when Britney gets o... (Below threshold)

My god, when Britney gets old she is going to look just like Carol Channing.

I think that britney was ju... (Below threshold)

I think that britney was just having a bad time!! We all have our moments!! Don't we!?! Sorry guys, nobody's perfect!!






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