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Princess Leia - Reading Between The Lines

Somehow the Freudian overtones of the coloring book page below escaped notice by Dalmatian Press. Internet to the rescue!

Unintentionally sexual Star Wars coloring book [BoingBoing]
Star Wars: Balance of the Force Coloring Book [Amazon]
Princess Leia most famous costume Leia's Metal Bikini

Comments (21)

No caption contest on this ... (Below threshold)

No caption contest on this one eh Kevin?

Oh come on!!! It looks noth... (Below threshold)

Oh come on!!! It looks nothing like that. She is facing his belt. Ya'll are just sickos.

If I laugh, do I automatica... (Below threshold)

If I laugh, do I automatically go to Hell?

Darth did not have sex with... (Below threshold)

Darth did not have sex with this woman! Er, it's part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

That ain't no lightsaber!</... (Below threshold)

That ain't no lightsaber!

Hmmmm.Isn't Darth ... (Below threshold)


Isn't Darth Vader, i.e. Anakin Skywalker, Leia's father?

That's pretty sick. Funny, but sick.

- Yes princess .... you're ... (Below threshold)

- Yes princess .... you're about to learn the true nature of the Jedi force...

Yeah...isn't her head a lit... (Below threshold)

Yeah...isn't her head a little too high?

Silverbubble, no, but I'm p... (Below threshold)

Silverbubble, no, but I'm pretty sure Kevin is...;-)

Eww! Incest in that galaxy ... (Below threshold)
Red Five:

Eww! Incest in that galaxy far, far away!

Doesn't his head look a bit small, though?

This just proves to me that... (Below threshold)

This just proves to me that the theory about helmets is what it is. The Darth Vader helmet particularly which I've heard more than a few jokes about, although I doubt that Lucas was unaware of the visual message.

Seriously, because that dra... (Below threshold)

Seriously, because that drawing really is "in the eyes of the beholder," like asking what you see when you look at two giant black ink spots. In this case, perhaps one.

Star Wars porn is scary.<br... (Below threshold)

Star Wars porn is scary.
Not work safe http://vicecityworld.free.fr/jarjar-porn/

Princess Leia ... gi... (Below threshold)

Princess Leia ... giving "head?" I knew that! :o

Ya' should a seen 'er down at the Cantina with the droids ... spreading her virtue among the silicon chips n' salsa ...

(raspy breathing)W... (Below threshold)
Sue Dohnim:

(raspy breathing)


Oh god.... (Below threshold)

Oh god.

"Get in there you big furry... (Below threshold)

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"

"At that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

"You've got something jammed in here real good."

"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"

"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

"Sorry about the mess..."

"Look at the size of that thing!"

"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

Sean Gleeson: you forgot:<... (Below threshold)

Sean Gleeson: you forgot:

The Lightsaber.

And the whole "judge a man ... (Below threshold)

And the whole "judge a man by his size, will you?" lessons by Yoda about, um, a man's size.

Yeah, Suzy, but my quotes w... (Below threshold)

Yeah, Suzy, but my quotes were all from Star Wars one. Or IV. Or whatever they call the first movie now. Maybe I should compile a list from all the films.

Yeah, I recognized the quot... (Below threshold)

Yeah, I recognized the quotes and from what Episode. Was just saying, there's an abundance on the theme, and, I enjoyed your astute collection there.






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