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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ featured the only decent captioning picture available at the time. Unfortunately for me, Rodney Dill managed to use it in Outside The Beltway's caption contest one day earlier. Unfortunately for Rodney Wizbang's contest ends a day before his, so I get first shot at declaring winners. Of course this is problematic because even though the six entries below are worthy winners, I could probably pick another set of six as winners too - the entries were that good. Here are the winning entries for this picture:

Getting ready : A Russian soldier streches during a rehearsal for the Victory Day military parade at the Khodinskoye airfield in Moscow. (AFP/Denis Sinyakov)

1) (Kevin P. Craver) - "Despite Russia's economic woes, Vladimir Putin always managed to keep the Ministry of Silly Walks well-funded."

2) (Brian) - "F*cking showoff, like he's the only one who can do groin pushups..."

3) (Stephen Macklin) - "While most soldiers simply waited online before embarking for duty as U.N Peace keepers, one soldier thought it was a good time to loosen up the equipment."

Honorable Mention

4) (Paul Deignan) - "Splits and polish--lost in translation."

5) (Sue Dohnim) - "Lt. Mikhail Romanov demonstrates his finishing move in Mortal Kombat 8: A Chorus Line."

6) (JimK) - "Yuri? That's NOT how you teabag. For one thing, you forgot to take off your pants."

Ouch Award - To Jim Kouri for mentioning the possibility of applying BenGay to ones nether-regions. There's a reason BenGay in the jock is a locker room prank, and it's not because it feels good...

(Jim) - "Igor, you fool! You put BenGay on your balls not vaseline!"

Until next Friday...

Comments (3)

I'm sorry but #6 about the ... (Below threshold)

I'm sorry but #6 about the teabaggin made me hurt myself laughing! My fav by far!

Hmm. That "other" meaning f... (Below threshold)

Hmm. That "other" meaning for "teabag" is why I only drink instant tea.

It's always good to see an ... (Below threshold)

It's always good to see an obscure Monty Python reference get the recognition it deserves! Kudos to the Kevins!






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