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Fake Quote Of The Day - Animal House Edition

President Bush and Russian President Vladimir Putin climb into a vintage 1956 Volga to drive to dinner within Putin's private residence compound Odinsovsky just outside Moscow Sunday, May 8, 2005. 'Be careful',Bush joshed to reporters. He's giving me a driving lesson.'(AP Photo/Gerald Herbert).

"George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"


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"George, honey, is it suppo... (Below threshold)

"George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

You mean Greg, right? Greg Marmelarde?

Or am I missing it completely?

"I'm an excellent driver!"<... (Below threshold)

"I'm an excellent driver!"

"I've always loved you."</p... (Below threshold)
Paul Zrimsek:

"I've always loved you."

"There's the ignition, over... (Below threshold)

"There's the ignition, over there's the wipers, now pull my finger."

"I just don't know how that... (Below threshold)

"I just don't know how that got into the popcorn box!"

"George, honey, is it su... (Below threshold)

"George, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"

You mean Greg, right? Greg Marmelarde?

Or am I missing it completely?

Well, yes you are, dumbass.

ROFL Dammit -S- to... (Below threshold)


Dammit -S- took mine.

"Quit pulling to the right!... (Below threshold)

"Quit pulling to the right!"

Now, tell me once again why... (Below threshold)

Now, tell me once again why I’m supposed to breathe into this thing…

"Oh, the wheel in the car g... (Below threshold)

"Oh, the wheel in the car goes round and round,
round and round,
round and round.
The wheels on the car go round and round,
all the way back home..."

"Hehehehehe. You said, 'round'."

Kevin:This is the ... (Below threshold)


This is the kind of thing that makes you the most respected caption contest judge on the web.

Your caption could not be improved upon!

"Big wheel keep on turnin',... (Below threshold)

"Big wheel keep on turnin',
Proud Kremlin keep on burnin',

Just shows you how much "Ol... (Below threshold)

Just shows you how much "Ole Vladimer, the KGB agent", knows about the US. He thought he had to tell GW about gear shift cars from the fifties. Maybe Russian cars shifted in the reverse of ours? He also thought Bush fired Rather, and Bush stole the 2000 election.

I have serious doubts about Putin's sharpness in the tool shed. Maybe Kim Jong Il is his equal.

Vladdy--No left turns allow... (Below threshold)

Vladdy--No left turns allowed.

Thanks jmaster!And... (Below threshold)

Thanks jmaster!

And thanks for the pickup CraigC.

The Greg part is the assumed knowledge part of the caption. You're supposed to remember the line from Animal House (which is why I gave you giant hint in the post title), and see how it's funny now that Bush's name is there in place of Greg. It' really shouldn't take that much explaination...

Don't touch nothing! You ca... (Below threshold)

Don't touch nothing! You can't negotiate turns. You can't signal properly. You can't maintain speed. You can't parallel park. Hell, you can't drive, honey!

-- yeah, movie should be obvious too...

"Mine's bigger."(F... (Below threshold)

"Mine's bigger."

(FYI - another famous line from Animal House)

Vlad: Georgi, I am appointi... (Below threshold)

Vlad: Georgi, I am appointing you pledge representative to the social committee.
George: Gee Vlad, thanks. What do I have to do?
Vlad: It means you have to drive us to the Food King!

Nothing's over till we say ... (Below threshold)
Paul Zrimsek:

Nothing's over till we say it is! Was it over when the Japs took Smolensk?






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