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Quote Of The Day - Truth In Advertising Edition

"After I got married I was one of those people who let themselves go a little bit."
Britney Spears telling Contact Music that as a wife she "doesn't care" what she looks like. By the looks of it 'ol Cletus Federline isn't too worried...


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Comments (18)

Jesus, what did he do...tak... (Below threshold)

Jesus, what did he do...take a DUMP over the ledge? Is Cletus having the 7-year "itch" already?

I see Britney's already wor... (Below threshold)

I see Britney's already working on her trailer-trash paunch.

Lookin' good, B....

Hey honey - come smell my f... (Below threshold)

Hey honey - come smell my finger!

Hmmm.Jumping Jesus... (Below threshold)


Jumping Jesus! She looks like she's auditioning for a role on "Cops"!

Butt, butt, butt, Cheez Whi... (Below threshold)
Zsa Zsa:

Butt, butt, butt, Cheez Whiz they just can't get away from the pooparrazi. The bottom line attraction was his tush. Not to mention he cracks her up!

I see Britney's already ... (Below threshold)

I see Britney's already working on her trailer-trash paunch.

Um, isn't she pregnant?

Pregnant and wearing a tank... (Below threshold)

Pregnant and wearing a tank-top.

...but it could be worse, I... (Below threshold)

...but it could be worse, I suppose. It could be a tube top.

She's pregnant, let her be.... (Below threshold)

She's pregnant, let her be.

The mister, that's another thing altogether.

Pity the child. ... (Below threshold)
Old Coot:

Pity the child.

I always thought rich peopl... (Below threshold)

I always thought rich people lived better than me. Their deck is in terrible shape, I'd be afraid to stand on it. About the time she reaches her full weight it'll collapse. Probably take out a half-dozen paparazzzi at the same time. But that'd be a good thing, wouldn't it?

Looks like he's prep... (Below threshold)

Looks like he's preparing to give her a "stink palm".

Oops! Pregnant... right...<... (Below threshold)

Oops! Pregnant... right...

Let me backpedal a little and try explaining that the trailer-trash paunch starts with having a baby, thus giving the woman the leftover "baby fat", which will be forever cited as the reason for her ever-expanding bottom.

Not what I meant originally, but I think I recovered well :-)

Is she smoking while pregna... (Below threshold)

Is she smoking while pregnant?

From the "Guide to Understa... (Below threshold)

From the "Guide to Understanding Men; A Few Basic Rules for Women", rule # 22:

"If it itches, it WILL be scratched. We do that."

And no, I don't think she's smoking.

"The Real Beverly Hillbilli... (Below threshold)

"The Real Beverly Hillbillies" premieres Tuesday night on UPN...

No, she's not smoking, she'... (Below threshold)

No, she's not smoking, she's talking on a cell phone.

I am no fan of Ms. Spears, but alot of this is just unfair piling on. The media fascination with her is all out of proportion. There are literally 20 or 30 people tag-teaming her and her family at all times with telephoto lenses, ultra-flash strobe units, high speed high resolution digital cameras and all the associated spy gagetry "needed" by the press to get the goods on her.

If I were in her situation, I might just let it all hang out and say "screw it", and let the chips fall where they may. That might be a rational response to this scrutiny. The probable response will be mental breakdown.

Put yourself in her shoes, is this fair?

I say she's a "has been". ... (Below threshold)
Pam in CA:

I say she's a "has been". She was wearing out before she hooked up with this pos anyway. Spreading his seed all over town...what does he think he's doing? Making puppies? And obviously she hasn't a brain in her head for going that way. What makes her think it won't happen again? Oh, right--she has kaballa-- (pardon me if I spelled it incorrectly). If I make a large donation I'm sure they will forgive me :-)






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