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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A monkey dressed in a costume representing Nazi Germany's military uniform performs during a show in the circus in the city of Yekaterinburg in Russia's Ural region, May 4, 2005. The show called 'Victory's Salute' is dedicated to the 60th anniversary of the Soviet Union's victory over Nazi Germany in World War Two. REUTERS/Alexei Vladykin

Winners will be announced Sunday Monday evening (due to the holiday).

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.

Comments (82)

Michael Jackson defense: Ci... (Below threshold)

Michael Jackson defense: Circus sideshow or perilous tightrope act?

In an effort to shore up th... (Below threshold)

In an effort to shore up their base, Democrats claim to have actual proof that Bush is a Nazi-Chimp puppet.

Despite repeated attempts, ... (Below threshold)

Despite repeated attempts, Mengele never perfected cloning Hitler.

After brokering what he tho... (Below threshold)

After brokering what he thought was a great deal, McCain found himself teetering on the brink of despair with the "non-filibuster" filibuster of Bolton.

Mengele's was disappointed ... (Below threshold)

Mengele's was disappointed his cross cloning of Hitler, Popeye and G. W. Bush was more interested in throwing his own feces than ruling the world.

Chimpy Bushhitler!!!<... (Below threshold)

Chimpy Bushhitler!!!

(Way too obvious and easy, I know, but it had to be done.)

"Touch mine monkey, I don't... (Below threshold)

"Touch mine monkey, I don't think so"!

Concept images for other, u... (Below threshold)

Concept images for other, unused, Star Wars characters were leaked after the release of Episode III.

And now, I would like to do... (Below threshold)

And now, I would like to do my impression of a member of Democratic Underground:

"Hey look, the President borrowed one of his grandaddy Prescott's old uniforms! Awwwwww..."

If that's too...whatever the hell it is, I offer one that should guarantee me a good seat in hell:

"Sure I'm good at walking this wire, but what I really want to do is direct...the extermination of whole races of other simians. Heil Chimpler!"

The Camel Racing Board of D... (Below threshold)

The Camel Racing Board of Dubai discovers that the Arabic words for "robot" and "monkey" are alarmingly similar...

Barnum & Bailey's BadAss Ba... (Below threshold)

Barnum & Bailey's BadAss Baboons -- "Springtime for Bushitler Tour"

Jeez, I was happier when I ... (Below threshold)
Blues harper:

Jeez, I was happier when I could just throw my crap at them.

The act was canceled after ... (Below threshold)

The act was canceled after a raid by the Godwin police.

...and seriously -- the res... (Below threshold)

...and seriously -- the resemblance of that baboon to the real Hitler is astonishing.

I yam what I yam, and that'... (Below threshold)

I yam what I yam, and that's all that I yam...

DRUDGE BREAKING: PRINCE ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:


Senator Voinovich(R), prepa... (Below threshold)

Senator Voinovich(R), preparing to come to the podium and defend his position against John Bolton to the Republican-controlled Senate.

WWF's Homy - Hitler Monkey ... (Below threshold)

WWF's Homy - Hitler Monkey Youth - Smackdown.

George Lucas reveals Genera... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

George Lucas reveals General Redbottom, the villian in the upcoming Star Wars Episode VII: Return of the Franchise.

He looked better in his und... (Below threshold)

He looked better in his underpants...

The Lincoln Park Zoo regret... (Below threshold)

The Lincoln Park Zoo regrets the recent flushing of "Mein Kampf" down the Primate House zookeeper's toilet...

Barnum & Bailey's Circuis, ... (Below threshold)

Barnum & Bailey's Circuis, after they tailored it to the new management in Vatican City.

'Following the balancing ac... (Below threshold)

'Following the balancing act, Hitler Monkey and Jew Monkey will battle it out in a no-holds barred poo throwing match."

Trying to cope with the fac... (Below threshold)

Trying to cope with the fact he was the love-child of Popeye & Hitler, Skippy takes up pole-vaulting at the local circus

Ze Simian race iz zupeerior... (Below threshold)
Sue Dohnim:

Ze Simian race iz zupeerior, az I vill now deemonstrate by valking zis tightrrope.

Is it just me or is there a... (Below threshold)

Is it just me or is there a certain resemblence to Howard Dean?

Popeye in his later years.<... (Below threshold)

Popeye in his later years.

Kofi Annan was seen ringsid... (Below threshold)

Kofi Annan was seen ringside at Caesers Palace this week...

Just in---Gerhard Schröder ... (Below threshold)

Just in---Gerhard Schröder has picked his running-mate for the fall elections

Newsweek's latest cover: ... (Below threshold)

Newsweek's latest cover: US Admits Cloning Michael Moore!
Subtext: Insulted Hollywood BMW Drivers Riot and Kill
Long-term Reliable Source: Anonymous Martian
Second Source: Karl Rove didn't say anything, he just smiled.

McCain?... (Below threshold)


"Hey, Chirac, who are you t... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Hey, Chirac, who are you to call me a surrender minkey."

Cornelius and Zira's lesser... (Below threshold)

Cornelius and Zira's lesser known progeny at the Democratic Undeground's Happy Hour...

Evolution is a fact.... (Below threshold)

Evolution is a fact.

and now, high atop the high... (Below threshold)

and now, high atop the high wire, directly from Paris Francep, presenting the famous cheese eating surrend monkey....

"Well, it's not the Champ-E... (Below threshold)

"Well, it's not the Champ-Elysee, but there's still a bunch of unshavened women cheering me on. Okay, I'll do it."

"Just a short gig to kee... (Below threshold)

"Just a short gig to keep me fresh until the next movie is ready to shoot, he said. The next movie will win awards at Cannes, he said. My agent, he is so fired. And get me PETA on the phone."

"Of course we'll allow a mo... (Below threshold)

"Of course we'll allow a monkey Scout master. He's not gay is he?"

Hmmm.There's goes ... (Below threshold)


There's goes Bush again, talking about Social Security.....

Smirky experiences his own ... (Below threshold)

Smirky experiences his own D-Day after constantly having to battle his bulge.

With the Jackson trial almo... (Below threshold)

With the Jackson trial almost over, Bubbles enrolled in the Primate Protection Program.

Inspired by the success of ... (Below threshold)

Inspired by the success of his book Hell's Angels Hunter S. Thompson tries to translate his writings of the famed motorcycle gang into other mediums

Robert Byrd finally achieve... (Below threshold)

Robert Byrd finally achieves Senate balance!

Ooops! That one slipped ou... (Below threshold)

Ooops! That one slipped out. Hope the audience can't smell it!

<a href="http://www.imdb.co... (Below threshold)
Geez I don't turn in my 180... (Below threshold)

Geez I don't turn in my 180 and this is the only job I can get? Well someone has to be the state mascot.

PETA saved me for this?... (Below threshold)

PETA saved me for this?

German automaker BMW reve... (Below threshold)
mark m:

German automaker BMW revealed their latest option, the Trunk Monkey.

Gen. Dong, Supreme Leader o... (Below threshold)

Gen. Dong, Supreme Leader of North Korea's little known Monkey Brigade, surveys his troops (undated photo).

A glimpse into Howard Dean'... (Below threshold)

A glimpse into Howard Dean's wet dream.

German monkeys turned fasci... (Below threshold)

German monkeys turned fascist recently and starting attacking neighboring primates. The French breed known as the cheese-eating surrender monkey quickly capitulated.

Just another monkey Howard ... (Below threshold)
Zsa Zsa:

Just another monkey Howard Dean pulled out of his ass... If you will pardon the expression!

In purgatory, onanists face... (Below threshold)

In purgatory, onanists face their fate as Nazi monkeys shout “Now, we spank you!”

"I knew Chimpy McHitler. I... (Below threshold)
Steven L.:

"I knew Chimpy McHitler. I was friends with Chimpy McHitler. And you, sir, are no Chimpy McHitler."

Studied indicate that the a... (Below threshold)

Studied indicate that the average intelligence of neo-Nazis is increasing.

A member of the Monkey Scou... (Below threshold)

A member of the Monkey Scouts demonstrates how to tie a bowline hitch.

While Congress continued to... (Below threshold)

While Congress continued to investigate steroid use in professional sports, lax circus regulations allowed the practice of the baboon "pump-you-up" program and indroctrination into fascism.

With "Who Wants to Stick Fi... (Below threshold)

With "Who Wants to Stick Fight a Nazi Monkey?" drawing poor ratings, the WB finally admitted that they were out of reality show ideas...

Yah, you in the first row. ... (Below threshold)

Yah, you in the first row. Yah, you leipshen, with the succulent red butt. Meet me after the show for schnitzel,beer and fried bananas, eh?

In the popular German reali... (Below threshold)

In the popular German reality show “Kaput” - in which the contestants are eliminated by death - Guenther the supermonkey steadies himself for the world’s first quadruple.

Michael Moore................. (Below threshold)

Michael Moore..............."i've gained so much more energy since i joined the Jennie Craig weight Loss Program"

The latest Photo of Saddam ... (Below threshold)

The latest Photo of Saddam hits the internet, this on is aimed to get him more sympathy in the Arab world...

Mission accomplished!... (Below threshold)

Mission accomplished!

Yet again "Imus in the Morn... (Below threshold)

Yet again "Imus in the Morning" staff proved they would stop at NOTHING to garner extra ratings numbers.

McCain walks the tightrope ... (Below threshold)

McCain walks the tightrope during recent filibuster negotiations.

In bizzaro-nazi world, the ... (Below threshold)
Roger Fraley:

In bizzaro-nazi world, the neighbor on "The Jeffersons" still had a job in show business.

Teenage Mutant Nazi Monkey<... (Below threshold)

Teenage Mutant Nazi Monkey

"Presentingt...GONZO!!! The... (Below threshold)

"Presentingt...GONZO!!! The Rally Baboon! The Hitler Youth's answer to the Los Angeles Angels rally monkey!"

.oO(Ach mein Gott! Reincarn... (Below threshold)

.oO(Ach mein Gott! Reincarnation vas fur real!)

Hillary? Hillary? <p... (Below threshold)

Hillary? Hillary?

Oh, sorry Monica. I had that crazy Hillary as Nazi monkey dream again.

(yes, I know it makes no sense but Hillary C. was the first thing that came to mind when I saw that picture -- scary)

On May 17 (Curios) George G... (Below threshold)

On May 17 (Curios) George Galloway, MP, gave a blustery and animated performance in front of the Senate Permanent Subcommittee on Investigations.

I can't believe I'm doing t... (Below threshold)

I can't believe I'm doing this crap for cigarettes...

A French voter weigh... (Below threshold)
Jack Rudd:

A French voter weighing his vote on the EU "constitution"...

Searchlight's most famous c... (Below threshold)

Searchlight's most famous citizen walks the tight rope and fails.

Ringmaster: "Ladies... he w... (Below threshold)

Ringmaster: "Ladies... he wants to see your breasts! You must show him your breasts!"

Mr. Blackwell sez: For ... (Below threshold)

Mr. Blackwell sez: For the discerning scampy fascist, ueber-fluffy arms and tight pants are IN this season!!!!

Thinking to himself:<... (Below threshold)

Thinking to himself:

Silly humans, it's easy for a monkey to walk a tightrope. You want to impress me? Get 14 Republicans to give up their majority for a deal that means absolutely no...what? They did it? Dammmmnnnnn...

Wolfgang discovers that joi... (Below threshold)

Wolfgang discovers that joining Von Richtofen's "Flying Circus" isn't all that he thought it would be.

OK, one more but then reall... (Below threshold)

OK, one more but then really, I gotta get back and help Maureen finish her column.

On the set of Moore's next ... (Below threshold)

On the set of Moore's next documentary "Neo-Nazi Monkeys from Haliburton Killed Jesus"

This just proves the old ad... (Below threshold)

This just proves the old addage "You can dress a monkey up like a Nazi but you can't make him 'Sig Heil!'"

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced. Comments are now closed.






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