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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was one of the hardest contests in recent memory to judge. There were so many variations on a few common themes and tons of quality entries to wade through. Alas my duty is to select the winners, so here are the winning entries for this picture:

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld listens to a question during a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing on the U.S. military strategy in Iraq on Capitol Hill, June 23, 2005. (Larry Downing/Reuters)

1) (McCain) - "Try as he might, Rummy is unable to force a Koran through his asshole."

2) (Will Franklin) - "Ted Kennedy, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

3) (FreakyBoy) - "Ted, it's war. It's not like we can just walk away from it, check in to a hotel, sleep it off, and hope our friends and relatives clean up the mess the next day."

Honorable Mention

4) (Stephen Macklin) - "Fat drunk and stupid is no way go through life, Senator"

5) (Rodney Dill) - "...I am smiling."

6) (Editor) - "NINE F***ING hours to report your accident, Ted, and you're questioning me about strategy?"

Until next Friday...


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Comments (3)

There is no way on God's gr... (Below threshold)

There is no way on God's green earth that #3 doesn't win the whole shootin' match. I DEMAND A RECOUNT!!!

#6 is a close second.

FreakyBoy, While thats not... (Below threshold)

FreakyBoy, While thats not a winning caption to the photo, that IS the best comback to Teddy that I have ever heard.


Wow first! Well judged. H... (Below threshold)

Wow first! Well judged. Humbling experience.






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