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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

(AP Photo/Lauren Shay)

Winners will be announced Sunday.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.

Comments (79)

"C'mon, Bob, one more marti... (Below threshold)

"C'mon, Bob, one more martini. It's just CNN..."

"Bob, did calling bullshit ... (Below threshold)

"Bob, did calling bullshit 'bullshit' on live TV feel as good as I've always thought it would?"

Novak: "That woman across t... (Below threshold)

Novak: "That woman across the room is string at us, like she's a secret agent or something!"

Rove: "Maybe she is!"

"string" was supposed to be... (Below threshold)

"string" was supposed to be "staring"

Novak: "Uh. . . Can you kee... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Novak: "Uh. . . Can you keep a secret?"

"Welcome to the darkside, B... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Welcome to the darkside, Bob."

Bob: "Yeah, saying bullshit... (Below threshold)
Rodney dill:

Bob: "Yeah, saying bullshit felt good, but I really wanted to hit that F**K'r, Carville."
Karl: "I'm Telling."

"No thanks, I don't have to... (Below threshold)

"No thanks, I don't have to take a leak..."

Bullshit? That's all you co... (Below threshold)

Bullshit? That's all you could come up with?

How am I supposed to run a frickin' conspiracy if all you can come up with on CNN is bullshit!

KKKarl Rove hates that disp... (Below threshold)

KKKarl Rove hates that dispite all of his super satanic powers, he has to be so obvious with Robert Novak.

Rove's Button: "Valerie Plame is a CIA Agent"

Well Bob you were gentle wi... (Below threshold)

Well Bob you were gentle with Carville. Cheney would have told him to "shut the fuck up, I'm trying to answer the question".

"Can someone tell me why Lo... (Below threshold)

"Can someone tell me why Lorne Greene has a press pass and why he just called me a douchebag?"

"My friend Karl takes excep... (Below threshold)

"My friend Karl takes exception to calling us Bullshit and Bullshitter."

"Hey, Bob, isn't that Charl... (Below threshold)

"Hey, Bob, isn't that Charles Rocket over there? Of course not... he's nowhere, man. And you're joining him, you potty-mouthed old fart."

"But I didn't tell them any... (Below threshold)

"But I didn't tell them anything about the young boys Karl, I swear I didn't."

Rove just a milisecond befo... (Below threshold)

Rove just a milisecond before he slaps Novak upside the back of the head.


You've got a chance to make Carville look stupid and THAT'S the best you can do?

Relax Bob, it was CNN so no... (Below threshold)

Relax Bob, it was CNN so not many people saw it. The only way people are going to hear about it is if they show a replay on some network like Fox News Channel.

It's okay Bob, you did not ... (Below threshold)

It's okay Bob, you did not tell Carville anything he does not hear from Mary at least a dozen times a day.

". . . and on the record, I... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

". . . and on the record, I said CYA not CIA. "

ROVE: Dude, have you got t... (Below threshold)

ROVE: Dude, have you got the munchies as bad as I do.

NOVAK: I smell pie, do you smell pie? Where's that pie?

ROVE: Teeheeheeheeeeeeeeeee!

ROVE: Dude, do you have th... (Below threshold)

ROVE: Dude, do you have the munchies as bad as I do?

NOVAK: Cookies! Dude, I smell cookies...where are they?

ROVE: Giggling...Dude, you are soooooooooo baked. I told you the boss still had good relations with the Columbians...teeheeheeheeeeeeeeee

Sorry Kevin, kill the first... (Below threshold)

Sorry Kevin, kill the first one and this of course.

(off camera)...Carville: "... (Below threshold)

(off camera)...Carville: "Peanuts!"

Novak: "BULLSHIT!"

Rove: "CheburgerCheburgerCheburger!"

"Bob, if you want to get ba... (Below threshold)

"Bob, if you want to get back at Carville, here's what you do. Just mention in your column that he is the one who told you Valerie Plame works for the CIA."

Rove: What was the name of ... (Below threshold)

Rove: What was the name of that Penn and Teller show your always watching again?

Novak: Don't go there, Karl.

"Say, is that Judith Miller... (Below threshold)

"Say, is that Judith Miller over there? Ha ha ha... made you look!"

If I don’t look at you, I c... (Below threshold)

If I don’t look at you, I can quote you as an anonymous source!

You're getting sleepy.....v... (Below threshold)

You're getting sleepy.....very sleepy.....

Karl Rove and Robert Novak ... (Below threshold)
Lew Clark:

Karl Rove and Robert Novak were two of the dozens of celebrities interviewed as they walked the red carpet at the gala grand opening of the Valerie Plame Memorial Secret Spy School and Nightclub.

Damn, I thought he s... (Below threshold)

Damn, I thought he said that Rogain stuff was working....

Uhh..have you seen my baseb... (Below threshold)

Uhh..have you seen my baseball?

Rove: Damnit Novak, you've ... (Below threshold)
John Schan:

Rove: Damnit Novak, you've really screwed me by dragging me into this Plame mess!
Novak: That's bullsh*t! I'm outta here.

"Look Karl, you're making t... (Below threshold)

"Look Karl, you're making this difficult. Since you shot down my personal favorite: "Deep Douchebag", you tell me what you want me to call you?

I could crack that shiny no... (Below threshold)

I could crack that shiny noggin like a delicate eggshell and spread his meager brains on toast. Mmmm, brrrraaaains . . .

Soon I will have a new appr... (Below threshold)
Sue Dohnim:

Soon I will have a new apprentice; one far younger and more powerful. Do what must be done, Lord Hannity. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.

Button says "Not From A Jedi."

Ok, Karl, it worked. I was ... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Ok, Karl, it worked. I was able to slip the laxative into Carville's coffee during all the commotion. It should be kicking in right . . . about . . . NOW!

Well, you know I hear he's ... (Below threshold)

Well, you know I hear he's married to Laura Welch.

Darth Rove: Don't make me d... (Below threshold)

Darth Rove: Don't make me destroy you.
Darth Novak: Ha! Your puny Sith tricks wont work on me!
Darth Rove: Bullshit!
Darth Novak: See... that's all it took. And I caught it on tape.
Darth Rove: Impressive. Most impressive. You have learned well.

"Since you told Carville of... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Since you told Carville off your poll numbers are way up. How do you feel about running in 2008?"

Bob shows Karl a "lesbian h... (Below threshold)

Bob shows Karl a "lesbian hardon".

"Naw, I leave the outfit at... (Below threshold)

"Naw, I leave the outfit at home for these events. The cape chafes and besides, it's easier to get at the free achohol without the voice box. Plus the penis-shaped helmet gets HOT!"

Karl: Bob, can you stick ou... (Below threshold)

Karl: Bob, can you stick out your tongue and touch your nose?
Bob: Mmm. Mmmmm. Damn.


Karl: If we put our heads right next to each other, we really DO look like Hillary's bum, wisps of hair and all.
Bob: Eeuuuw.


Gorbechev impressionists auditioning.

"Karl, do you see these big... (Below threshold)

"Karl, do you see these big lips? They may sink your ship!"

KR: “Hey Bob, let me introd... (Below threshold)

KR: “Hey Bob, let me introduce you to my friend over there. You two should talk. His name is Jeff Gannon.”

RN: (whispering) “I hear he’s a whistle blower.”

KR: “I’ve heard that too. Well, kinda….”

"Woodward would have called... (Below threshold)

"Woodward would have called you Deep Doo-Doo. "

Karl: Bob, how bout you puc... (Below threshold)

Karl: Bob, how bout you pucker those luscious lips an give Carville a big wet kiss?

Bob: Karl, what did I do with that picture of the prez giving the middle finger salute?

Hey Bob, way to keep your c... (Below threshold)

Hey Bob, way to keep your cool! But seriously, who should we put away for this one?

"Who said I had an affair w... (Below threshold)

"Who said I had an affair with Mick Jagger's mother?!"

"No, Bob, I will not... (Below threshold)

"No, Bob, I will not hand you my piece. Old Serpenthead there is one of our best recruiters."

Hey Bob look at the bright ... (Below threshold)

Hey Bob look at the bright side, you're now a lock to get a cameo appearance on South Park.

Rove: "Nice collagen job on... (Below threshold)

Rove: "Nice collagen job on those lips! Did you ask for the 'Melanie Griffith'?"

Novak: "Yethhh."

Rove: "Wow, Novak really lo... (Below threshold)

Rove: "Wow, Novak really looks like a troll. He smells like a Troll. What if he has Super-Troll mind-trick powers? Those Secretaries must stop talking to him!"

Novak: "Inconceivable!"... (Below threshold)

Novak: "Inconceivable!"

Rove: "you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"The Washington parties are... (Below threshold)

"The Washington parties are such bullshit!"

God those lips are hot!... (Below threshold)

God those lips are hot!

Rove: "Warned you I ... (Below threshold)

Rove: "Warned you I did. Listen to me, you would not. Now all is lost."

Novak: "Shitbull."

"Bob did you just fart?"</p... (Below threshold)

"Bob did you just fart?"

"So where can I score some ... (Below threshold)

"So where can I score some good oxycontin? Hey, wait, you're not Rush Limbaugh?!?!"

Karl: If we put our head... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Karl: If we put our heads right next to each other, we really DO look like Hillary's bum, wisps of hair and all.
Bob: Eeuuuw.

Aaron, that's just disgusting, really funny, but disgusting.

Karl: "If you just would've... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Karl: "If you just would've called him Dubya's pet name for Carville you wouldn't have gotten into so much trouble."
Bob: "Oh yeah, Whazzat"
Karl: "Poo-poo head, but you didn't hear it from me."

Dude, pull up your botto... (Below threshold)

Dude, pull up your bottom lip. You're having a wardrobe malfunction.

Bullshit! I got dibs on Car... (Below threshold)

Bullshit! I got dibs on Carville. Karl, your job is to take out Helen Thomas....figure the thirty ought six should do just fine.

you had me at bullshit... (Below threshold)

you had me at bullshit

Novak: "I've heard that Wi... (Below threshold)

Novak: "I've heard that Wizbang sometimes forgets to post the result of its caption contest, such as the contest featuring the two men with model rockets."

Rove: "Yeah, I've heard that, too."

Rove's Button: "Everything I know I learned from the media."

Rove: " 'Bullshit'? Man...... (Below threshold)

Rove: " 'Bullshit'? Man...that's the best you've saved up for the cajun after all these years? Oh Bob....you're breakin my bawz-you breakin my bawz."

Novak: "Shutup Rove. My BS is indomitable! But...I must say, without Tucker...I'm so won-wy, so berry won-wy...."

Damnit! Carville's at the b... (Below threshold)

Damnit! Carville's at the bar...Karl, can you get me a buttery-nipple?

"Separated at birth?"... (Below threshold)

"Separated at birth?"

Rove's button text: You hav... (Below threshold)

Rove's button text: You have to be IN to get OUTED.

Rove: "At the Vast Right Wi... (Below threshold)

Rove: "At the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Monopoly tournament they were calling you naughty Novak"
Novak: ":::sigh::: Whatever...Carville is such a diva."

"You know I'm Bob and I jus... (Below threshold)

"You know I'm Bob and I just wanted to say that Karl boinked Valerie Plame."

"Bob, see that chick over t... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

"Bob, see that chick over there? I hear that's Carville's girlfriend and she works at the CIA."

Rove's button: "Don't Mess With Texans"

Rove: "You know what, Bob? ... (Below threshold)
Joe Satry-anny:

Rove: "You know what, Bob? I know you're an ignorant fucktard, and you know that I'm an ignorant fucktard--but the assholes who run the Wizbang blog are the biggest fucktards of all, because they think our shit tastes like chocolate ice cream."

Novak: "Where the fuck is my scotch? Do you have any scotch on you? Jesus Christ, I sure could use another drink of scotch."

Karl:Bob I want to have a b... (Below threshold)

Karl:Bob I want to have a baby with you...

Bob: Shut the hell up you idiot... Not here I told you before... Wait until the press is not around....

"You stud, you."... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"You stud, you."

"You know Bob, I hear Air A... (Below threshold)

"You know Bob, I hear Air America's hiring."

Rove: "he-he he-he, you sai... (Below threshold)

Rove: "he-he he-he, you said, 'bullshit'"
Novak: "Shutup Rove. I am Novakio, and I need TP for my bunghole!"

Novak: "Look at that God ... (Below threshold)

Novak: "Look at that God damn Woodward.. He just ate the last spinach puff.. Smug bastard.."

Rove: "Get off my foot, Bob.."

"The word I was going to us... (Below threshold)

"The word I was going to use is right on the tip of me tongue. Thheee..."

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.






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