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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A group of policemen look at a cartoon figure as they shelter from the rain in Kazan August 30, 2005. The capital of the predominantly Muslim region of Tatarstan in the south-east of European Russia has been marking its 1000th anniversary this month. REUTERS/Maxim Bogodvid

Winners will be announced Sunday. Remember you can sponsor the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™, proceeds going to Hurricane Katrina relief. Details here.

Update: Winners announced (click on the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.


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Comments (77)

Come on coppers... You guys... (Below threshold)

Come on coppers... You guys want a piece of me?... Whats the matter??? Chicken???

"Pssst ... If we kill it ma... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Pssst ... If we kill it maybe Jesse Jackson will show up and blame George Bush."

"Hey there's four of us and only three of it, I think we can take him."

"Oh oh, I think bullwinkle ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Oh oh, I think bullwinkle has had too much Tequila again."

Battered by years of steroi... (Below threshold)

Battered by years of steroid abuse, Rodan is reduced to begging amusement park rent-a-cops to attack him "for old times sake".

Barneys meet Barney.... (Below threshold)

Barneys meet Barney.

"Okay, which one of you has... (Below threshold)
Malibu Stacy:

"Okay, which one of you has the cheat codes for beating the boss on the Dragon's Lair level?"

Geeesh, I hate parade duty!... (Below threshold)

Geeesh, I hate parade duty!

"OK, it's four of us agains... (Below threshold)

"OK, it's four of us against three of them - I think we can take him."

Woo Hu misunderstood the in... (Below threshold)

Woo Hu misunderstood the invitation the Policemen's Drag Party as the Policeman's Dragon Party.

Cop far left to cop far rig... (Below threshold)

Cop far left to cop far right: "Quit staring Bill, they can't help that they are conjoined."

"I don't know what it is, b... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"I don't know what it is, but I think it belongs to Zaphod Beeblebrox."

"No you Morons, Karl Rove s... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"No you Morons, Karl Rove said find someone that can 'B'eat Hillary in 2008."

New Orleans' police presenc... (Below threshold)

New Orleans' police presence was delayed because they were trapped by what they believed to be a sea monster washed in by the hurricane.

Oh, GREAT! Now We're going... (Below threshold)

Oh, GREAT! Now We're going to be on Wizbang ALL weekend!

You know, since I smoked th... (Below threshold)

You know, since I smoked that stuff I know exactly what Peter, Paul, and Mary were talking about. Puff indeed!

Russian infantry demonstrat... (Below threshold)

Russian infantry demonstrates how to "hide from bad monsters" during a recent joint military exercise with China.

Terrfied policemen watch he... (Below threshold)

Terrfied policemen watch helplessly as a mutant monster created by the toxic waters of New Orleans attacks the Superdome.

Here comes the winner of th... (Below threshold)

Here comes the winner of the "Most creative terrorist bomber vest" competition.

Did you see the size of tha... (Below threshold)

Did you see the size of that chicken????

Hey everyone, look! It's T... (Below threshold)

Hey everyone, look! It's Teddy Kennedy's liver!

Boston's finest reveal thei... (Below threshold)
D. Doré:

Boston's finest reveal their good natured side as they refer to the three headed hydra released from the "Big Dig" as Ted, John & Barney in honor of the state's own axis of evil: Ted Kennedy, John Kerry & Barney Frank. In a related story, Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton consider legal action against the officers for violating affirmative action and demanding that at least one of the heads be referred to as "Obama" eventhough that's completely the wrong state.

"What? They really exist? N... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"What? They really exist? Now the former Fighting Illini can't be known as the Fighting Three-Headed Dragons either."

North Korean Army checks ou... (Below threshold)

North Korean Army checks out American invader, decides not to retaliate!

Dang? Just what chemicals s... (Below threshold)

Dang? Just what chemicals spilled into the flood waters from the Norco refinery?

Nintendo deploys its Looter... (Below threshold)

Nintendo deploys its Looter Response Team with "eat to kill" orders.


What happens now?

Wait for darkness, then you, Lancelot and Gallahad jump out and take the city.


The real reason why the New... (Below threshold)

The real reason why the New Orleans Police aren't arresting looters.

Cops trepidate as Triffids ... (Below threshold)

Cops trepidate as Triffids attack

First cop: "I'm not going t... (Below threshold)

First cop: "I'm not going to take him, you take him"
Second cop: "Are you crazy, I'm not going to take him"
Third cop: "I say we make the kid who let his pet lzard go at Chernoble go get him"
Short cop: "I blame Bush"

"Be careful!" "This could b... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

"Be careful!" "This could be the Cindy Sheehan Trojan Horse they told us about..."

I anit killen no more loote... (Below threshold)

I anit killen no more looters, I quit!

Damn! Gumby(TM) gets MEAN w... (Below threshold)

Damn! Gumby(TM) gets MEAN when he's drunk!

The officers contemplated h... (Below threshold)

The officers contemplated how to complete this stage of their training, "How to defeat the Hydra".


"OK, three of us go out and distract him while you sneak around the back and take him out!"

Damn! Instead of using up o... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Damn! Instead of using up our budget to buy these cheesey hats, maybe the Chief should have purchased something that would be useful in a situation like this - y'know, like guns, maybe!

Lieutenant Irek Shaimiyev w... (Below threshold)

Lieutenant Irek Shaimiyev wonders if he really should have demanded quite so loudly for 'nothing less than five men' as security detail for the "1000 Years of Tatarstan" Parade.

"Comrades, we really need t... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

"Comrades, we really need to stop buying that Chernobyl bud."

The CNN Float for the Thank... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

The CNN Float for the Thanksgiving Parade in Kazan finally arrives. The delay was blamed on Pres. Bush.

{whisper} "Shhhh. Don't mo... (Below threshold)

{whisper} "Shhhh. Don't move. Maybe he...er...they won't see us."
Short soldier: "Du-huuuude. That was some good shit, man. Hey, let's ask that dude where the Tienne-my-Pizza is. I got the munchies, big-time!"

>kill dragonWhat wit... (Below threshold)

>kill dragon
What with? Your bare hands?
Congratulations! You killed a dragon with your bare hands!

AHHHHH the 3 headed dragon ... (Below threshold)

AHHHHH the 3 headed dragon of the apocolypse....

dude it's the 4 horseman, no 3 headed dragon.

(my cartoon of the day shows how the media would actually cover the 4 horseman, so here is my shameless self promotion)

I knew that atomic bomb tha... (Below threshold)

I knew that atomic bomb that we set off in the desert of New Mexico would come back to haunt us, but didn’t expect it to happen so soon.

Russian troops cherish a mu... (Below threshold)
Kevin P. Craver:

Russian troops cherish a much-needed change from President Vladimir Putin's usual order to "get moose and squirrel."

"I have a BAD feeling about... (Below threshold)

"I have a BAD feeling about this, and somebody get this walking crayon accident out of my way!" (obscure Star Wars reference)

Once they saw the finished ... (Below threshold)

Once they saw the finished product, the Japanese immediately regretted selling the rights to "Godzilla vs. Ghidrah the Three-Headed Monster" to Disney.

I'm not going out there are... (Below threshold)
Lorna Clevenger:

I'm not going out there are you?

Hey Vasily, is it me... (Below threshold)

Hey Vasily, is it me, or is that thing on Gorbachev's head growing?

The Venezuelan Security det... (Below threshold)

The Venezuelan Security detail prepares for yet another assassination attempt as Hugo Chavez demands the extradition of Walt Disney.

"Whatever it is, it's Bush'... (Below threshold)

"Whatever it is, it's Bush's fault."

Freeze, boys! Maybe he'll j... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Freeze, boys! Maybe he'll just eat those two pedestrians over there and go away.

"I think it's that Katrina ... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

"I think it's that Katrina thing,thank Allah we're standing on high ground"...

New Orleans police prepare ... (Below threshold)
Master Shake:

New Orleans police prepare to greet their mayor at the "just let the Feds take care of it" hurricane planning meeting.

Members of the Kazan Greeti... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

Members of the Kazan Greeting Committee prepare to welcome Barney's love child...

DRUDGEBREAKING: The new Ira... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

DRUDGEBREAKING: The new Iraqi constitution creates a three headed monster of Shiites, Sunnis, and Kurds.

Better Call StrongBad, I th... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Better Call StrongBad, I think Trogdor is on the loose again.

Ignore one of my posts abov... (Below threshold)

Ignore one of my posts above (4 of us - three of them) that is nearly a duplicate of Rodney Dill's. I honestly did not see it. I guess great minds think alike. :)

"I don't know, Bob. But it... (Below threshold)

"I don't know, Bob. But it keeps yelling 'My name is Katrina' over and over. Should we shoot it?"

Captain: What happen ? ... (Below threshold)

Captain: What happen ?

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

Captain: What ! It's You !!

Hydra: How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.

Captain: What you say !!

Hydra: You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ....

Captain: Take off every 'zig' !! You know what you doing. Move 'zig'. For great justice!

"If I just walk past them l... (Below threshold)

"If I just walk past them like I have every right to be here, maybe they won't notice I'm a three-headed radioactive mutant monster."

"Hello! Is this your first ... (Below threshold)

"Hello! Is this your first visit to Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?"

Finally - definitive proof ... (Below threshold)

Finally - definitive proof that Iran's nuclear weapons program is well under way.

"Laissez les ballons étrang... (Below threshold)

"Laissez les ballons étranges flotter!"

The victim of a cruel prank... (Below threshold)

The victim of a cruel prank by his fraternity buddies, a gullible MoveOn.org protester representing "peace, love, and tolerance" demonstrates against the illegal occupation of Tatarstan by Russian troops.

Milos, how can we be sure h... (Below threshold)

Milos, how can we be sure he's a *magic* dragon?

(Head One to Head Three): E... (Below threshold)

(Head One to Head Three): Ew, check out the four-headed freak with the hats!

Give him a couple of MREs a... (Below threshold)

Give him a couple of MREs and a bottle of water, then maybe he will go away and bother someone else

"You mean, you guys see it ... (Below threshold)

"You mean, you guys see it too? Thank god, I thought I was going crazy."

The three headed dragon was... (Below threshold)

The three headed dragon was preparing to devour yet another quartet of hapless law enforcement personnel when suddenly the third head spotted the mascot from the Bainbridge High School Fighting Barneys...

Not another demonstratio... (Below threshold)

Not another demonstration by NAMBLA.

Globdarfor – the Left's tri... (Below threshold)

Globdarfor – the Left's triune god of Global Warming, Darwinism, and Rain Forests pays a visit to planet earth.

While Japan is the favorite... (Below threshold)

While Japan is the favorite hang-out of Godzilla, China is the favorite hang-out of Godzilla's three-headed brother Koszilla.

Although now obsolete in Am... (Below threshold)

Although now obsolete in America, the Three Martini Lunch provides interesting afternoon duty for Russian police.....apparently Stoli produces group hallucinations.

Jeez, Senator Clinton reall... (Below threshold)

Jeez, Senator Clinton really DOES look fatter in person

Man, that is some good purp... (Below threshold)

Man, that is some good purple microdot that we swiped from the evidence locker.

"Omigod, he ate Kenny!"... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Omigod, he ate Kenny!"

The entire St. George's con... (Below threshold)

The entire St. George's constabulary was having second thoughts about saving the fair maiden.

Must be one of those people... (Below threshold)

Must be one of those people that survived the Cherynoble accident

Man, where's Hagrid when yo... (Below threshold)

Man, where's Hagrid when you really need him?

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced (click on the link to read the winning entries). Comments are now closed.






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