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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

A protester from PETA , People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals crouches in a cage outside the Zoo in Barcelona, Spain Sunday Sept. 25, 2005. The protest was to highlight the plight of wild animals kept in cages in zoos, whom activists say are deprived of their natural environment. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)

Winners will be announced Sunday soon...

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.


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Comments (159)

Laurence Simon would stop a... (Below threshold)

Laurence Simon would stop at nothing when promoting the Carnival of the Cat Bloggers.

Mom, can we keep her?... (Below threshold)

Mom, can we keep her?

man they have hot protester... (Below threshold)

man they have hot protesters...

What some people wont do to... (Below threshold)
retired military:

What some people wont do to get jobs as White House interns.

"Well I was in the Omaha Co... (Below threshold)

"Well I was in the Omaha Community Theater production of Cats..."

Nice Pussy... (Below threshold)

Nice Pussy

Sorry son, they are ... (Below threshold)
B Moe:

Sorry son, they are just too hard to house-train.

Go ahead son, pick up a sti... (Below threshold)

Go ahead son, pick up a stick and start poking her; she's harmless.

Son: Mom can we keep her. ... (Below threshold)

Son: Mom can we keep her. I'll take care of her, promise ?
Dad: Yeah mom, can we keep her ? I'll *help*. /evil grin

Bob Barker takes his "contr... (Below threshold)
Brandon in Baton Rouge:

Bob Barker takes his "control the pet population" activisim to the next step by adding the species Moonbattus Furrius to the list of animals to be spayed or neutered.

No joey, dont get to close ... (Below threshold)

No joey, dont get to close she`s a liberal.

There once was a man from I... (Below threshold)

There once was a man from Indianapolis,
Who, when whipped by the pussy was hapless,
But he caged the beast,
And to say the least,
Is now happily whipping the strapless.

In this new exhibit at the ... (Below threshold)

In this new exhibit at the zoo, a family observes a democat at feeding time as it awaits its handout. Just around the corner is the moonbat house.

"They're GRRRREAT!!!... (Below threshold)

"They're GRRRREAT!!!

An otaku's fantasy p... (Below threshold)

An otaku's fantasy pet made real.

The Clinton library opens i... (Below threshold)

The Clinton library opens its new exhibit based on the former presidents reoccuring dreams.

The answer is NO, Frank, I ... (Below threshold)

The answer is NO, Frank, I don't care how much the kids want a cat!!!

Can any post truely do just... (Below threshold)
Micheles dad:

Can any post truely do justice to this poor caged animal, as a society, we must do our best to take these poor creatures into our homes, Adopt a Pussy, it will make you smile Ask JayTea, He has one and even has pics to share from time to time

"Finally the government is ... (Below threshold)

"Finally the government is doing something about the Furry problem in this country"

"Bachelorette party: Will s... (Below threshold)

"Bachelorette party: Will suck for a buck."

No thanks. I prefer to eat ... (Below threshold)

No thanks. I prefer to eat free-range ...

I can't bering myself to finish that thought.

Further investigation into ... (Below threshold)

Further investigation into the recent story of a Chinese restaurant serving donkey flesh soaked in tiger urine as real tiger flesh (link) reveals yet another fraud.

The source of the “special tang” wasn’t even a real tiger….

Barbra Boxer , begins her t... (Below threshold)
Lew Clark:

Barbra Boxer , begins her two week payoff of her bet with Ted Kennedy and Charles Schumer. Boxer had bet Kennedy and Schumer that she could demonstrate "Stuck on Stupid", the new party rallying cry, better they they. Boxer accepted defeat after an aide played Kennedy's and Schumer's performances at the Robert's hearings to her.

Mommy, can we please bring ... (Below threshold)

Mommy, can we please bring her home? Can we? Huh? Please? Please? Please!

Meoooooww!... (Below threshold)


It's turkey time...gobble, ... (Below threshold)

It's turkey time...gobble, gobble!

Someone call Bob Barker.</p... (Below threshold)

Someone call Bob Barker.

"You made a woman meow?"</p... (Below threshold)

"You made a woman meow?"

Well the first time that I ... (Below threshold)

Well the first time that I got it
I was just 10 years old
I got it from some kitty next door.
Well I went and seen the doctor
And he gave me the cure.
I think I got it some more.

They give me cat scratch fever
Cat scratch fever.....

(credit to the Nuge)

I can't believe it's not bu... (Below threshold)

I can't believe it's not butter!

Some folks join the circus.... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

Some folks join the circus. My sister joined the zoo. We always thought she belonged in a zoo. At least we know where to find her.

Men’s fantasies grew even s... (Below threshold)

Men’s fantasies grew even stronger after the Peta protester coughed up a fur ball.

Rowwrr! ["<a href... (Below threshold)


["Chutch, you asshole, get me out of here."]

And now we show you PHOEY T... (Below threshold)
spurwing plover:

And now we show you PHOEY THE TIGERESS

PETA confirms that no idiot... (Below threshold)

PETA confirms that no idiots were harmed while staging and taking this photograph.

Yet another sign that genet... (Below threshold)

Yet another sign that genetic research has really gotten out of hand. On the other hand, it sure beats Dolly the sheep.

"Mom, can I pet her fur?"</... (Below threshold)

"Mom, can I pet her fur?"

The secret fantasy of "Thur... (Below threshold)

The secret fantasy of "Thursday Catbloggers".

The secret fantasy of "Thur... (Below threshold)

The secret fantasy of "Thursday Catbloggers".

OK, why are the lefty prote... (Below threshold)

OK, why are the lefty protesters abroad hot? We only get fat wiccan wannabee getting naked over here...
This is not a caption, I am serious.

However, I bet the father will be getting some ideas for the wife's Halloween costume... and yes, I know they don't trick or treat in Spain.

Mommy, where's the litter b... (Below threshold)

Mommy, where's the litter box??

After his swearing in, Robe... (Below threshold)

After his swearing in, Roberts brings back a little known law about the mandatory incarceration of moonbats in from of the courthouse. Here we see the little known moonbat Pussieous Outragious Protestious, the first to be caged under this revival of the law.

Tag her and bag her.... (Below threshold)

Tag her and bag her.

Things were going well unti... (Below threshold)

Things were going well until her leg cramped and she needed to stretch. Anatomy 101 buddy.

I tawt I tmelled a puddy . ... (Below threshold)

I tawt I tmelled a puddy . . .

C'mon down to PetASmart, wh... (Below threshold)

C'mon down to PetASmart, where with the purchase of a SmartStartKit* we'll give you your pet for FREE!

*SmartStartKit consists of 2006 Mercedes SLK; 2200 sq. foot Palm Beach Condominium; Full wardrobe from Abercrombie & Fitch, Eddie Bauer, Liz Claiborne, and Victoria's Secret; and Jewelry from Cartier. Prices vary by store location. No rainchecks, no refunds, no returns or exchanges.

The Colonel says, “She’s fi... (Below threshold)

The Colonel says, “She’s finger lickin’ good!"

Mommy is that edible paint?... (Below threshold)

Mommy is that edible paint?

Throw her a steak. She look... (Below threshold)

Throw her a steak. She looks hungry.

local body modification ent... (Below threshold)

local body modification enthusiast realizes things have gone very very wrong.

Leaky's discovery not only ... (Below threshold)

Leaky's discovery not only revolutionized our thinking of our evolutionary origin, but opened the national discourse about human-normative sexual repression.

"That's the last time I get... (Below threshold)

"That's the last time I get drunk and pass out at a college party."

My friend Pat, arrested for... (Below threshold)

My friend Pat, arrested for bestiality.

Trap, nude 'er and return.<... (Below threshold)

Trap, nude 'er and return.

mmmmmmmm... tastes like ch... (Below threshold)

mmmmmmmm... tastes like chicken.

Upon seeing this photograph... (Below threshold)
Peter F.:

Upon seeing this photograph, the ACLU, New York Times, CBS and NBC petition the court for her immediate release and the release of all the pictures associated with her capture, saying the abuse of PETA memebers is "systemic" and goes "straight to the White House".

"Better stay away for her s... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Better stay away for her son, the male Kzin are fierce and very territorial, there's bound to be one around here somewhere."

Bill Clinton: "I never did ... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

Bill Clinton: "I never did like that [email protected] dog anyway, I think I'm really a cat person . . . yea, that's the ticket."

dyslexic dad: I’d like to c... (Below threshold)

dyslexic dad: I’d like to catch some tail by that tiger.

The Democrats may have fina... (Below threshold)

The Democrats may have finally hit on a campaign issue to attract the NASCAR dad to their party. They showed what was possible in combining the DNA of a cat with an exotic dancer and proposed legislation to make such genetic modifications widely available. But early polling shows while the idea was popular with men (92% for and 8% against unless it could be done with a male cat and dancer), women were strongly opposed (82% against, 5% for if it would get them a little peace from their husband and 13% against unless bisexual exotic dancers were used).

Why is my lawyer taking so ... (Below threshold)

Why is my lawyer taking so long with that uncoerced waiver! Damn, I forgot, I was the one who sourced the stunt.

Little Jimmy suddenly has a... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

Little Jimmy suddenly has a fantasy about being raised as a feral child.

Kid: "Hey, Tiger! Nice Rack... (Below threshold)

Kid: "Hey, Tiger! Nice Rack!"

Tonya the Tiger - a Frosted... (Below threshold)
Norm Filiatrault:

Tonya the Tiger - a Frosted Flake...

Please, spade or nueter you... (Below threshold)

Please, spade or nueter your cat before this happens again

Lions, tigers, bears. Oh my... (Below threshold)

Lions, tigers, bears. Oh my.

Why the "F" did I ask for a... (Below threshold)

Why the "F" did I ask for a puppy!

This is what happens when y... (Below threshold)

This is what happens when you don't meet your quota with Mary Kay. You get to promote the "Halloween Basket of Fun."

That is the biggest pussy I... (Below threshold)

That is the biggest pussy I've ever seen!!!

Pussycat Dolls initiation</... (Below threshold)

Pussycat Dolls initiation

How 'bout them Bengals?... (Below threshold)

How 'bout them Bengals?

(FWIW, the entry before mine - by sentinel - should have been posted twice.)

"They're Grrrrrrr-eat!"... (Below threshold)

"They're Grrrrrrr-eat!"

FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT DID... (Below threshold)


Legendary screen star and s... (Below threshold)

Legendary screen star and spokesperson for PETA, Brigitte Bardot models her idea of a fake fur coat as an alternative to real fur coats made from the mindless slaughter of fur-bearing animals.

Zsa Zsa: Would you like to... (Below threshold)

Zsa Zsa: Would you like to pet my pussy?

Johnny: Sure, if you'd get that cat out of the way first!

I'll take two!... (Below threshold)
Patrick McHargue:

I'll take two!

Kid in the stroller thought... (Below threshold)

Kid in the stroller thought bubble. Are those full of milk?

Woman in cage: "All things ... (Below threshold)

Woman in cage: "All things considered, I'd rather be wearing a traditional Bavarian dress and drinking beer."

Daddy, what are those thing... (Below threshold)

Daddy, what are those things on her chest?

Only after twenty years do ... (Below threshold)
No One of Consequence:

Only after twenty years do the horrible side effects of the Frosted Flakes diet manifest themselves

The zoo's newest addition: ... (Below threshold)

The zoo's newest addition: the pussy cat.

She wears nothing by day bu... (Below threshold)

She wears nothing by day but fox at night.

Feral moonbat captured in S... (Below threshold)

Feral moonbat captured in Spain. Spanish authorities decide to spay and then release.

A Public Service Alert for ... (Below threshold)

A Public Service Alert for School Children:

This raging teacher, formerly on the prowl, has been caught, convicted and incarcerated.

Arriving for the matinee of... (Below threshold)

Arriving for the matinee of the hit musical CATS, theatre goers are surprised to see the newest cast member dropped off curbside.

For the first time, the zoo... (Below threshold)

For the first time, the zoo's male visitors were anxious to see a cat bathe itself.

Hobbs, find out if she has ... (Below threshold)
U. P. Man:

Hobbs, find out if she has a friend for me!!!!!

Spanish version of hit play... (Below threshold)

Spanish version of hit play "Cats" opens with limited budget, mixed reviews.

Female tiger impersonator arrested, jailed after attack on Corn Flakes factory.

Detroit baseball fan declares she'll live in cage until Tigers win pennant.

Woman onlooker's thoughts: ... (Below threshold)

Woman onlooker's thoughts: While a little over the top, it is certainly a thought provoking display. It will surely get people talking, and there's nothing wrong with a little open dialogue. I intend to discuss it at length with my husband later.

Male onlooker's thoughts: Nice tits.

Caving in to the lone prote... (Below threshold)

Caving in to the lone protesters demands the zoo immediately released the long held captive animals back into their natural environments, where they promptly starved to death.

Furries everywhere have tak... (Below threshold)

Furries everywhere have taken their lifestyle a step further and created their very own Zoo's.

Suffering a conflict of con... (Below threshold)

Suffering a conflict of conscience after PETA members protested the keeping of animals in zoos, the directer of the Barcelona Zoo donated all zoo animals to the animal rights organization. The animals were quickly killed as per PETA's policy on rescued and donated animals. Event organizers celebrated their victory long into the night at a star studded fundraising event.

The rain in Spain falls mai... (Below threshold)

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, but idiots you can find about anywhere.

Sign reads: ... (Below threshold)

Sign reads:

Snapping Pussy
Keep fingers away

So what I need you to do is... (Below threshold)

So what I need you to do is to get totally naked, wear these cute little cat ears, and climb into this cage...for?...Oh, well uhm...PETA!...thats it, PETA, its for PETA.
Now get naked, get in the cage, and I'll be right back with my webcam.

Right then and there little... (Below threshold)

Right then and there little Tim decided he was going to be a zookeeper.

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty! ... (Below threshold)

"Here kitty, kitty, kitty! This dog has a bone he would like to bury."

i would like to see her pli... (Below threshold)

i would like to see her plight, if she would only stand up.

"I know son, you kind of th... (Below threshold)
Big E:

"I know son, you kind of think you might want to hit it, but then you wonder if she might have taken her "love" of animals a bit too far, in the biblical sense"

"It's better to be safe than to be sorry, right daddy"

"That's right son, better safe than sorry. Now let's get out of here before a stray dog comes along, who know what might happen"

"No son, if you dress up in... (Below threshold)

"No son, if you dress up in your Lion King costume, you CANNOT make a Liger."

Save a mouse!Eat a P... (Below threshold)

Save a mouse!
Eat a Pussy!

Why don't we shoot h... (Below threshold)

Why don't we shoot her up with some experimental drugs and see what happens?

(Woman, to self): "Never, n... (Below threshold)

(Woman, to self): "Never, never again will I mess around with a married man..."

(Man, to woman): "Ma'am, I ... (Below threshold)

(Man, to woman): "Ma'am, I hear what you are saying, they are so wrong to be keepin' these animals in here like this. Hey, ya know, you look hungry, howsabout I buy you a burger?"

Mom, can I pet the . . . (N... (Below threshold)

Mom, can I pet the . . . (NO YOU CANT!)

Yet another example of "Bet... (Below threshold)

Yet another example of "Better Living Through Science," brought to you by the good folks at "Dr. Moreau's Genetic Research Laboratory and Abortion Clinic."

Aqui, La pucha !... (Below threshold)

Aqui, La pucha !

When I was in the Broadway ... (Below threshold)

When I was in the Broadway version the costumes just looked painted on.

"Ya' know,I think you're ri... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

"Ya' know,I think you're right son...those are her tits hanging out!"

DAD: The sign says "I will ... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

DAD: The sign says "I will work for food".
MOM: I don't care, I still don't like Ronnie Earle's approach.
SON: When I grow up I'm never gonna' keep my pussy in a cage!
DAUGHTER: (turns away, unconcerned)... Whatever!

Once hoped to be extinct, a... (Below threshold)

Once hoped to be extinct, a Spotted Nude Peta was recently taken into captivity in the wilds of Washington, D.c.

"Now that some of the Hurri... (Below threshold)
Moon Monkey:

"Now that some of the Hurricane evacuees are returning to New Orleans, it's apparent that some of the survivors were treated like animals."

(aside) "Just awhile longer Soledad,I think this is working"...
Back to you Wolf..

The Barcelona Zoo's minimal... (Below threshold)

The Barcelona Zoo's minimalist verison of Cats had a surprisingly strong run.

"you can take my fur, but y... (Below threshold)

"you can take my fur, but you'll never take my stuffed tiger ears."

Tony says "They're GGGGGRRR... (Below threshold)

Tony says "They're GGGGGRRRRREEEEEAAT!! " and now i know what he means. You should see them from this angle.

Mommy and I are going to go... (Below threshold)

Mommy and I are going to go over to talk to the man now about whether we can bring her home tonight for Uncle John. You can stay here and watch her.

"So what do you call this a... (Below threshold)
John Irving:

"So what do you call this act anyway?"

"The Aristocats!"

Winner of the Garfield look... (Below threshold)

Winner of the Garfield look-alike contest announced.

New reality program on Fox matches people made up like tigers against real tigers in one on one cage fights.

Exxon, struggling with the ... (Below threshold)

Exxon, struggling with the recent CATastrophies in the Gulf, figured a new marketing strategy featuring a hotter tiger in their ads, might help ease some of the stress at the pumps. This little number, code named Katrina, was set to tour the Washington area gas stations first where she would have the most impact.

Why are you taking the pict... (Below threshold)

Why are you taking the picture from over there? You can't read the sign. My what is showing.....?!

I swear, all I did was miss... (Below threshold)

I swear, all I did was miss the litter box once.

Groups from around the nati... (Below threshold)

Groups from around the nation clamored to help the abandoned pets from the New Orleans area. This little tiger was found chewing on her own tail in the French Quarter.

In addition to warning the ... (Below threshold)

In addition to warning the public about the dangers of a potential pandemic bird flu, the World Health Organization also wanted to make fthe public aware of the spread of Cat Scratch Fever, likely to be a pandemic by 2008.

Yes, that's it look this wa... (Below threshold)

Yes, that's it look this way, kitty. Fucking kid, would you just back up? I can't photoshop you out, my laptop crashed.

My tail? Well it's kind of ... (Below threshold)

My tail? Well it's kind of tucked under here between my legs, you know. Touching my pussy.

No, Ted told me that I was ... (Below threshold)

No, Ted told me that I was supposed to stay right here until he came back. I can't go home with you, John. Besides I don't like West Virginia.

At last, proof of Intellige... (Below threshold)

At last, proof of Intelligent Design!

My agent said "Catwoman" bu... (Below threshold)

My agent said "Catwoman" but i expected a different role. No wonder they said i needn't worry about trying the costume on. These fucking tiger ears are all one size fits all. When I get done with this, I'm going to go claw my agent to death.

It wouldn't be so bad, if t... (Below threshold)

It wouldn't be so bad, if they'd give me food and water, and untie my hands from the cage. Come to think of it, it still would be pretty bad.

Plame tries on her Hallowee... (Below threshold)

Plame tries on her Halloween costume....

I'll clean the cage.... (Below threshold)
Charles Versteege:

I'll clean the cage.

Michael Jackson, the boy wh... (Below threshold)

Michael Jackson, the boy who would never grow up in his fantasy home "Neverland", read his second book "The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe" while on vacation recenlty. He decided that it was time to change his image. The sign reads "This cage is for your protection."

Martin Bashir released this photograph of Michael Jackson at a Paris zoo. "The zoo was supposed to be closed today", said Jackson, "so that I could enjoy it with my children." Bashir released the photo after a check he received from Jackson for $250,000 reportedly bounced.

Timmy, it was either that c... (Below threshold)

Timmy, it was either that cage or a burlap bag.

Hickey Mouse was always a f... (Below threshold)

Hickey Mouse was always a favorite.

Uh, I don't have a caption,... (Below threshold)

Uh, I don't have a caption, but there's a much better angle here of a the same stunt you might want to see. (No, I don't mean you can read the sign better.)

A PETA protest turne... (Below threshold)

A PETA protest turned inappropriate for families today when a blood-on-the-fur-coat victim from years back sought revenge with paint thinner.

Dad, I think I might want t... (Below threshold)

Dad, I think I might want to be a left wing whacko when I grow up.

This calls for a <a href="h... (Below threshold)

This calls for a musical caption

Crouching Tiger, One Eyed D... (Below threshold)

Crouching Tiger, One Eyed Dragon

"Mommy mommy what is the la... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Mommy mommy what is the lady doing?"

"Son she is part of group called PETA"

"Daddy daddy what does PETA stand for"

"People Eat Tiny Animals"

"gee Dad I can see see why"

Lion in the ruff!... (Below threshold)

Lion in the ruff!

Cindy Sheehan's fantasy of ... (Below threshold)

Cindy Sheehan's fantasy of her sentence for disturbing the peace...

Watch out boy she'll chew y... (Below threshold)

Watch out boy she'll chew you up!

Don't touch, son. That's wh... (Below threshold)

Don't touch, son. That's what we call jail bait.

WaPo: Bush not able to adva... (Below threshold)

WaPo: Bush not able to advance agenda!

Irony: Woman who supports a... (Below threshold)

Irony: Woman who supports abortion attempting to teach ethical lessons to others.

The last of the Clinton whi... (Below threshold)

The last of the Clinton whitehouse pets has been captured and removed, it will be shipped to the Clinton library for display.

look daddy it's a PETA puss... (Below threshold)

look daddy it's a PETA pussy just like you told me about if I say how much I love animals will I really get a free humping?

Supermodel Kate Moss lost t... (Below threshold)

Supermodel Kate Moss lost three modeling contracts last week after admitting to a cocaine addiction. This week she voluntary committed herself to an experimental new rehab program, which would allow her to remain in the public eye.

This cat's breath smells li... (Below threshold)

This cat's breath smells like bean curd.

PETA...it's the other white... (Below threshold)

PETA...it's the other white meat.

Hey, why'd they paint strip... (Below threshold)

Hey, why'd they paint stripes on that beaver?

Anti-PETA protester proves ... (Below threshold)

Anti-PETA protester proves that there's nothing wrong with a kitty in a cage.

No Ralphie, big kitties are... (Below threshold)

No Ralphie, big kitties are for big boys!

Animal Planet reconsiders j... (Below threshold)

Animal Planet reconsiders joint marketing program with Max after Dark.

Makes me long for a full re... (Below threshold)
Natty Dark:

Makes me long for a full release massage ... MEOW!

She can bowhunt with me any... (Below threshold)

She can bowhunt with me anytime because she has the right camo on!

Sign: Will coach LSU for fo... (Below threshold)

Sign: Will coach LSU for food.

Update: <... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.






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