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Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™

It's Friday, which means it's time for the Wizbang Weekend Caption Contest™. Enter your best caption for the following picture:

Louisiana Lt. Gov. Mitchell Landrieu, left, talks with Jazz great and New Orleans native Wynton Marsalis, right, before testifying with Louisiana Gov. Kathleen Blanco, in background via video teleconferencing, at the House Transportation and Infrastructure Committee joint hearing on rebuilding Louisiana, Tuesday, Oct. 18, 2005 in Washington. (AP Photo/Kevin Wolf)

Winners will be announced Sunday evening.

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.


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Guy on Right: "Man, look at... (Below threshold)

Guy on Right: "Man, look at her. She looks rode hard and put up wet."

Guy on left:"Yeah, but I'd still hit it."

Guy on right: "Oh snap! That's just wrong. You really ARE desperate these days aren't you?"

Guy on left: "You have no idea."

Two guys: "Yo, mama, yo, ma... (Below threshold)

Two guys: "Yo, mama, yo, mama, show meez da money!"

The ghost of Blanco appears... (Below threshold)

The ghost of Blanco appears In the New Orleans Playhouse's updated version of Macbeth.

The new I Spy duo re... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

The new I Spy duo revel in the knowledge that Rove did not out them.

Mitch: Has anyone seen Blan... (Below threshold)

Mitch: Has anyone seen Blanco and Hillary in the same place at the same time?

Wynton: Tee hee. Man, you're bad!

Heh, I told you the Ex-Lax ... (Below threshold)

Heh, I told you the Ex-Lax cookies would work!

bill clintons worst nightma... (Below threshold)

bill clintons worst nightmare!

It's CYA time, the camera's... (Below threshold)

It's CYA time, the camera's are rolling.

"Big Sister" just didn't ha... (Below threshold)
The Brain:

"Big Sister" just didn't have the effect on the proles that the party wanted, but due to gender neutral newspeak, no one could recomend bringing Big Brother back without looking like a tool.


Dude, did she say we get Zords?

Pay no attention to that wo... (Below threshold)

Pay no attention to that woman behind the curtain....

Winston Smith meets Wynton ... (Below threshold)

Winston Smith meets Wynton Marsalis under the loving gaze of Big Sister.

Dude, Best. Perp-Walk. EVER... (Below threshold)

Dude, Best. Perp-Walk. EVER!

One, two, three, four we de... (Below threshold)

One, two, three, four we declare a thumb war!

Landrieu: Man, she's on he... (Below threshold)

Landrieu: Man, she's on her way out. How about if you serve as my new Lt. Gov.?

Mitch: Hey Wynton, did you ... (Below threshold)
Dwight P:

Mitch: Hey Wynton, did you hear why Blanco couldn't be here in person?

Wynton: No, why?

Mitch: She said she couldn't find the bus!

Blanco thought bubble: I wonder if they know I can hear them.

I gotta go with the obvious... (Below threshold)

I gotta go with the obvious:

"We have created, for the first time in all history, a garden of pure ideology. Where each worker may bloom secure from the pests of contradictory and confusing truths."

lets think real hard, how c... (Below threshold)

lets think real hard, how can we ruin bill clinton's life. i know, THE NEVER ENDING HILLARY!

Landrieu: Looks like the Gu... (Below threshold)

Landrieu: Looks like the Guv's testimony is being presented in DHTV... dumb-hag television.

Who's a negro gotta drown t... (Below threshold)

Who's a negro gotta drown to get a rum and coke around here?

Am I right?

The wife of the late Dr. Ev... (Below threshold)

The wife of the late Dr. Evil looks on as her request for "millions" of dollars is met with hearty laughter by U.S. congressmen, as they dismiss her threat of using her hurrican machine again.

“Okay Landrieu, take the sl... (Below threshold)

“Okay Landrieu, take the slide down, you've made your point. I agree; there's no way anyone would intentionally breach her aging levee.”

“…and then I said, ‘I’ll go... (Below threshold)

“…and then I said, ‘I’ll go meet with those stuffy dignitaries, you stay in Baton Rouge and hold down the fort’ and, as you can see, she went for it. Here, take my room key and go up and get some ‘Katrina Relief’ for yourself.”

"Surely the great and power... (Below threshold)

"Surely the great and powerful Oz will give you a brain."
"Oh yes, and you a heart as well."
"Pay no attention to the man...err woman behind the curtain."

Big Sister is watching you,... (Below threshold)

Big Sister is watching you, and she's about to get pissed!

Landrieu: Where's Whiplash ... (Below threshold)

Landrieu: Where's Whiplash Nagin when we need him least?
Marsalis: Dallas, Texas of course. That's why I'm smiling but what's Blanco's problem...
Blanco: I wish I was in Dallas too. When everyone realizes that I can't do this job...

"Hey Wynton. your pretty go... (Below threshold)

"Hey Wynton. your pretty good at blowing hot air, have you ever thought about getting into politics?"
"No way Mitch, I'm into Gumbo not Dumbo."

"Hey Wynton. your pretty go... (Below threshold)

"Hey Wynton. your pretty good at blowing hot air, have you ever thought about getting into politics?"
"No way Mitch, I'm into Gumbo not Dumbo."

"And in other news today, L... (Below threshold)

"And in other news today, Lieutenant Governor Landrieu thanked Winton Marsalis for his committee's first television ad for the 'It's Even Better Now In New Orleans' media campaign."

New to ABC's TGIF line-up:<... (Below threshold)

New to ABC's TGIF line-up:

Yet another hilarious "Perfect Strangers" spinoff from the makers of Miami Vice and Knight Ridder... An action-comedy starring Urkel (Jaleel White) from Family Matters and Larry Appleton (Mark Linn-Baker) from Perfect Strangers fighting crime in a post-apocalyptic NOLA after Katrina.

Linn-Baker is given a fresh chance in life when he is granted parole from Pelican Bay and partnered up with White. Can he control his steroid rages and convince White that his Aryan Brotherhood past was just a survival technique in a harsh prison?

The two are guided by the wise words and experience of the Blanco 2005 crime-fighting machine who appears as a holograph whenever their hilarious hijinks get out of control.

Damn, you jazz dudes got so... (Below threshold)

Damn, you jazz dudes got some killer weed!

"Three to two odds that Bla... (Below threshold)

"Three to two odds that Blanco isn't re-elected? Give me a Benjamin on that action - it's practically free money!"

Mitch and Wynton share a pr... (Below threshold)

Mitch and Wynton share a private laugh while secretly exchanging $10, paying off their private bet .They had devised a complicated scheme to test what would happen if any Woman were to get into office that looked as bad as Hillary.Wynton was sure genetics would take her to great heights ,while Mitch new better.

Winton: We're sticking it t... (Below threshold)

Winton: We're sticking it to whitey now!
Mitch: Yeah!...Hey, wait a minute...

When God reveals Herself to... (Below threshold)

When God reveals Herself to be a woman, men pay no attention.

Love is in the air as famed... (Below threshold)
Big E:

Love is in the air as famed musician Wynton Marsalis and LA Lt. Governor Mitch Landreiu prepare to clasp hands as part of a gay marriage ceremony presided over by the Wicked Witch of the Gulf Coast. After several drunken, failed attempts to read the script prepared by aids for the ceremony she loudly cursed FEMA and vanished into thin air.

Man, is it my immagination ... (Below threshold)

Man, is it my immagination or is that the worst photochop of that DeLay mugshot ever?

"Hey Wynton I'm sorry about... (Below threshold)

"Hey Wynton I'm sorry about the slow response for hurricane victims in New Orleans."
" That's OK Mitch, I'm sorry I'm not going to vote for you next time."

"Lets see Hillary Clinton, ... (Below threshold)
retired military:

"Lets see Hillary Clinton, Gov Blanco, or Cindy Sheehan. Man they look so much alike!!"

I call this one "Cajun Dumb... (Below threshold)

I call this one "Cajun Dumbo"!

Introducing the new Three S... (Below threshold)

Introducing the new Three Stooges; Jazzy, Curly, and Doh!

Mayor Ray Nagin laughs from... (Below threshold)

Mayor Ray Nagin laughs from his Dallas, TX poolside retreat while watching the Congressional Hearings into Katrina on C-SPAN, knowing full well that whitey can't tell one black man from another.

"I myself was so obnoxious,... (Below threshold)

"I myself was so obnoxious, the seniors used to beat me up once a week!"

M: Hee hee, switching neck... (Below threshold)

M: Hee hee, switching neckties was a fabulous idea!!!

W: Oh behave! Let's switch shirts now...

As they gazed into each oth... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

As they gazed into each others eyes, the song Feelings suddenly came through on the Muzak, and they knew their trip to San Francisco was inevitable.

With the next slide they tu... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

With the next slide they turned toward each other and started: "She bang, She bang . . .

Ebony and Ivory live togeth... (Below threshold)

Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony
Side by side in a hotel room... the K-Y's on me.

Bennetton presents its new ... (Below threshold)

Bennetton presents its new ad for menswear.

"Hey, man, I'm really into ... (Below threshold)
D. Carter:

"Hey, man, I'm really into jazz and I LOVE your stuff. So, tell me, why do they call you 'Satchmo'?"

"Borderline eleven."<... (Below threshold)
Rodney Dill:

"Borderline eleven."

...as the men turned to off... (Below threshold)

...as the men turned to offer, "Peace be with you" blessings to each other, a beast with ten horns and seven heads appeared behind them ...

Revelations 13.1

Man, that's some good sh!t ... (Below threshold)
ct hendricks:

Man, that's some good sh!t Wynton! Even Blanco's looking hot.

At first, Mitch and Wynton ... (Below threshold)

At first, Mitch and Wynton were horrified that the governor had walked into the stall where they had set up their Pottycam. However, the effect of the burritos she had for lunch soon had them bursting out laughing.

The winners of the DNC all ... (Below threshold)

The winners of the DNC all stars look-alike contest for the categories of James Carville, Kwasie Mfume, and Hillary Clinton congratulate each other at the awards ceremony.

"Hey Wynton, can you do a j... (Below threshold)

"Hey Wynton, can you do a jazz version of "Bad Moon Rising"?

Landrieu: Sure, I'm... (Below threshold)

Landrieu: Sure, I'm down with the Black scene, homes. Gimme a gang handshake. What is it? 'Clinch, shake, release, low five'. No, no, wait - clinch, release, touch fists - I can do this!

Landrieu: Wynton I k... (Below threshold)
sammy small:

Landrieu: Wynton I know you lost your house, your car, and everything you own, and the jazz clubs are closed down indefinitely, but I've got some good news...I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!

Mitch: "...and then, get th... (Below threshold)
OC Chuck:

Mitch: "...and then, get this, I told her there was NO SANTA CLAUS!"

Wynton: "So that's when she started bawling her eyes out?"

Mitch: "Yeah, it was classic!"

Hey Wynton, What did you do... (Below threshold)

Hey Wynton, What did you do with that weather machine that you had in your garage?

What weather machine, Mitch

Why that one that Karl Rove had.

M: "Got the last ugly woma... (Below threshold)

M: "Got the last ugly woman out of NOLA"
W: "Fo' shizzle!"

Penny Marshall introduces t... (Below threshold)

Penny Marshall introduces the new Lenny and Squiggy in the upcoming "Laverne and Shirley" movie.

You are calling it a bridge... (Below threshold)

You are calling it a bridge to vaporware?

Little did that they know t... (Below threshold)
Gina Quartermaine:

Little did that they know the walls have wives.

{Monotone audio from video ... (Below threshold)

{Monotone audio from video feed in background}:

"Hold on, wait a minute, keep your pants on. Now ok...when I say "three", you will each touch fingers to the person next to you, smile and pretend they they either a bong or a baritone sax, your choice. But as I said, keep your pants on!"

Landrieu: "Wynton, is that ... (Below threshold)

Landrieu: "Wynton, is that your wife?"

Marsalis: "Shit no, I thought that was yours! I just can't imagine you with a butt-ugly *itch like that man!"

"We can't let her rain on o... (Below threshold)

"We can't let her rain on our parade."

"Yeah, honey, and after we bury her, the second-liners will celebrate her memory."

Did ya here that Donna Shal... (Below threshold)

Did ya here that Donna Shalala and Hillary have been lovers for years, shows ya how a woman ages without a man around.

"She looks ridden hard and ... (Below threshold)
Rachel Edith:

"She looks ridden hard and put away wet just like the 20,000 Katrina folks stranded at the Convention Center."

With the video of Kathleen ... (Below threshold)

With the video of Kathleen Blanco booming in the background, Mitch Landrieu and Wynton Marsalis exchange recipes on adding pot to brownies and turkey and chicken dressing

Update: <a... (Below threshold)

Update: Winners announced (click the link to read the winning entries). The contest is now closed.






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