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Weekend Caption Contest™ Winners

This weeks Weekend Caption Contest™ was a fabulous grand slam, or something to that effect... Think of it as a Queer Eye For The Straight Caption Contest. The assignment this week was to makeover this picture with a sparkling new caption:

Chicago White Sox manger Ozzie Guillen, left, gets a kiss from a well-wisher after the White Sox defeated the Houston Astros 1-0 in Game 4 to win the World Series for the first time since 1917, Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005, in Houston. (AP Photo/Jeff Roberson)

These are the entries that I fancied - not that there's anything wrong with it...

1) (tacitblue) - "Their love for baseball was matched only by their love for antiquing."

2) (billburz) - "Fredo, I know it was you who betrayed me!"

3) (ICallMasICM) - "There's no kissing in baseball!"

Honorable Mention
4) (FreakyBoy) - "In all the excitement, and with Katie off to fetch him a footlong, Tom Cruise goes momentarily off script."

5) (fred lawson) - "Spit ball or slider? You make the call."

6) (Peter F.) - "After 88 years, Chicagoans are justifiably confused when they hear the phrase 'come out and celebrate.'"

The Too Much Information Award goes to:

mark m) - Fella on the right says, "So you know you are going to be the catcher in this deal..."

Until next Friday...


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Comments (9)

Sweet! Sunday was my birthd... (Below threshold)

Sweet! Sunday was my birthday, so I'll count this in with the presents. Thanks!

....too much information aw... (Below threshold)
mark m:

....too much information award????....I DIDN'T SAY IT, the fella on the right said it...sheesh.

They may not be great, but ... (Below threshold)
~The Only One~:

They may not be great, but at least the cubs aren't gay!

Cubs fans may not be world ... (Below threshold)

Cubs fans may not be world champions but at least were not gay!

Obviously u guys are the fa... (Below threshold)

Obviously u guys are the fags. Thats his son that hes kissen either you guys have no love for your kids or your twelve-year-olds sitten on your computers at 2 in the morning makin comments like the kids on the carttoon Bevis and Butthead.

"...at least the cubs aren'... (Below threshold)

"...at least the cubs aren't gay!"
"...at least were not gay"
"Obviously u guys are the fags."
I think you all should rethink what you said there..
There's nothing wrong with being gay.

the cubs might not have one... (Below threshold)

the cubs might not have one the world series but at least there not faggots like ozzie guillen

is ozzie gay and who's tha... (Below threshold)

is ozzie gay and who's that he's kissing, I know he was happy but was he that "happy"??????

He's kissing his son which,... (Below threshold)

He's kissing his son which, if you watch the White Sox frequently, Ozzie has done on numerous occasions. Its a cultural thing. Way to twist a natural display of parental affection.






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